My wife says guys never wash their hands.

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BlazinBlue88
12/10/2023
07:55 PM
#1
Talking with my wife earlier. She said from every guy she's spoken to, it's rare they wash their hands. One of the qualities she liked about me when we started dating was that I washed my hands regularly.
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TheMikh
12/10/2023
07:58 PM
#2
every time i touch anything outside my room or car
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VFalcone
12/10/2023
07:59 PM
#3
Uh why is there no "All of the above"?
bigtiggie23
12/10/2023
07:59 PM
#4
As someone who makes sure public bathrooms are clean I'd say it's around 50/50 guys washing their hands or not. That's for peeing and pooping.

You have permission to be grossed out the rest of the evening.
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Irony
12/10/2023
08:01 PM
#5
VFalcone posted...
Uh why is there no "All of the above"?
Figured you were too busy washing your hands after every key press
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YoBlazer
12/10/2023
08:04 PM
#6
Every time I use the restroom. I remember a similar topic on another board years ago where some guys argued it was pointless to wash your hands after you take a piss in your own restroom, and that really surprised me (and kinda grossed me out).
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ReturnOfThaJedi
12/10/2023
08:06 PM
#7
You wife is a fucking liar
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MedeaLysistrata
12/10/2023
08:06 PM
#8
sounds like your wife is trolling
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Back_Stabbath
12/10/2023
08:19 PM
#9
i mean I have my own anecdote where I live with one other dude and 3 chicks and only bro and I wash our hands
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Mechu
12/10/2023
08:21 PM
#10
If anything I wash my hands too much.
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OriginalPlain2
12/10/2023
08:32 PM
#11
I have chronic dermatitis so whenever I dont have symptoms I wash quite a bit

i use baby wipes or wet paper towel to wipe when symptoms do occur
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BlazinBlue88
12/10/2023
08:50 PM
#12
ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
You wife is a fucking liar

MedeaLysistrata posted...
sounds like your wife is trolling
I know who the "Only when you shower" votes come from. Lol
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Dakimakura
12/10/2023
08:51 PM
#13
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GuerrillaSoldier
12/10/2023
09:27 PM
#15
i can confirm this is a thing that women believe

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Treasure
12/10/2023
09:29 PM
#16
I wash my hands over 200 times every day.
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FolkenRawr
12/10/2023
09:31 PM
#18
I'm an absolute psychopath about washing my hands. Easily 30+ times a day.

Unfortunately I also have psoriasis so I wash my hands probably 20 times a day too often. Oh well.
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MrResetti
12/10/2023
09:32 PM
#19
Only when someone else is in the bathroom
Bass
12/10/2023
09:32 PM
#20
She's never met me obviously. My hands are pretty much always dry since I wash them so much.
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Treasure
12/10/2023
09:33 PM
#21
FolkenRawr posted...
I'm an absolute psychopath about washing my hands. Easily 30+ times a day.

Unfortunately I also have psoriasis so I wash my hands probably 20 times a day too often. Oh well.

30 washes are rookie numbers pal.
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Gurifisu
12/10/2023
09:36 PM
#22
I bet you don't even wash your hands BEFORE pissing. That's the most important wash of the day
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voldothegr8
12/10/2023
09:39 PM
#23
When I'm at home I don't wash after a piss, but otherwise always wash my hands after using the restroom.
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Lyrica
12/10/2023
09:40 PM
#24
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knightmarexx
12/10/2023
09:40 PM
#25
I went to building school, and we were taught not to piss on our hands.
Kradek
12/10/2023
09:50 PM
#26
I didn't used to, like at all, but then I started to and now I do it after pretty much any/every thing that involves my hands. Obviously not talking about things like putting down my game controller to pick up a remote, for logical things.

I also always make sure to wash my facial hair under my nose/above the lip and my chin area. That's another thing where I didn't used to, then one day it clicked on me how disgusting that was, probably because I remembered the term "flavor savor", only you don't want to savor that flavor.
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TheLiarParadox
12/10/2023
09:53 PM
#27
I wash my hands before eating and after if it's something messy, before and after using the bathroom, after touching an animal, if I'm in a public place with lots of people touching things (doorknobs, counters, and so on), if I'm around sick people (did that long before COVID-19), and any time I get something gross or sticky on them.
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dioxxys
12/10/2023
09:58 PM
#28
My response:
https://youtu.be/S5qv-KgRzNk?t=20

Why would I wash my hands if my dick clean?
Notti
12/14/2023
05:15 AM
#29
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Sry4PartyRockin
12/14/2023
05:41 AM
#30
Washing your hands after peeing isn't about getting the dick skin off your hands, it's about the splashback of piss that's all over you now and the perineal sweat that's made it's way to your weiner from your butthole.
brestugo
12/14/2023
05:59 AM
#31
Anecdotally, I'd guess 30% of men don't wash their hands after pissing. It gets worse. Just wait until you hear about the screens at those self-service kiosks...
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AceAttorneyist
12/14/2023
06:02 AM
#32
Terrible poll lol, everyone should answer all of the above anyway
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TheSavageDragon
12/14/2023
06:23 AM
#33
Mechu posted...
If anything I wash my hands too much.

Rotterdammerung
12/14/2023
06:27 AM
#34
As soon as it hits winter, my hands get chapped as fuck because I wash my hands often.

We're talking lizardman scaly gauntlets chapped.

We're talking blood oozing from the cracks chapped.
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rexcrk
12/14/2023
07:35 AM
#35


How fucking pathetic do you have to be if, as a grown-ass man, you dont wash your hands after going to to the bathroom?
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/14/2023
07:39 AM
#36
My dick is clean
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12/14/2023
06:02 AM
#37
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Irony
12/14/2023
07:42 AM
#38
I made sure to wash my hands after washing my foreskin before cooking dinner last night
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BlazinBlue88
12/14/2023
03:49 PM
#39
VFalcone posted...
Uh why is there no "All of the above"?
I should have had the second and third options to say "Only when...". Clearly the first option is all of the above.
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NoxObscuras
12/14/2023
03:53 PM
#40
I wash my hands every time I use, but yeah, there are a lot of guys who don't see it as necessary. In my office building, I've seen a lot of guys leave the bathroom without ever touching the sink. It's made me hesitant to shake people's hands
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ellis123
12/14/2023
03:54 PM
#41
BlazinBlue88 posted...
I should have had the second and third options to say "Only when...". Clearly the first option is all of the above.
It is also not sufficient. I wash my hands every time I got to the bathroom, yes, but I wash it all the time when cooking + plenty of times when I've done other things that would get them dirty (and used the kitchen sink to wash them).
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Jupiter
12/14/2023
03:55 PM
#42
bigtiggie23 posted...
As someone who makes sure public bathrooms are clean I'd say it's around 50/50 guys washing their hands or not. That's for peeing and pooping.

You have permission to be grossed out the rest of the evening.
At my company's leasing building, it's about 95/5 on guys washing their hands.

But on topic, I always wash my hands. I definitely wash my hands more than my partner. She doesn't wash her hands often including coming home for the day AND bathroom breaks.
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ZannoL
12/14/2023
03:57 PM
#43
Gladius_ posted...
I don't believe this is true at all.
This.

Both men and women wash their hands.
BlazinBlue88
12/14/2023
03:58 PM
#44
ellis123 posted...
It is also not sufficient. I wash my hands every time I got to the bathroom, yes, but I wash it all the time when cooking + plenty of times when I've done other things that would get them dirty (and used the kitchen sink to wash them).
OK. The poll is asking about when you go to the bathroom and touch your front and back privates.
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BlazinBlue88
12/14/2023
04:02 PM
#45
ZannoL posted...
This.

Both men and women wash their hands.
I've worked in several factories and offices over the years. Factory workers were awful about washing their hands when they went pee. I guess cause they were in a dirty environment anyway so they thought what's the point. Guys in the office were much better about it. Still noticed several that would pee and walk out if you were in a stall.
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Baha05
12/14/2023
04:04 PM
#46
Every time I use the bathroom or mess with something before eating.
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bigblu89
12/14/2023
04:20 PM
#47
My wife actually makes fun of me because of how often I wash my hands.

For example, I'll come home from work and wash my hands. 10 minutes later we'll sit down for dinner and I'll wash my hands beforehand. I'll then wash my hands after, then again after I do the dishes/load the dishwasher. I'll then wash them again in the shower, and one last time before I go to bed.

So from 6pm to 11pm, I'll wash my hands at least 6 times.

It takes zero effort to be a good person.
brestugo
12/14/2023
05:52 PM
#48
NoxObscuras posted...
I wash my hands every time I use, but yeah, there are a lot of guys who don't see it as necessary. In my office building, I've seen a lot of guys leave the bathroom without ever touching the sink. It's made me hesitant to shake people's hands

Worked at an office once where a guy's failure to wash his hands in the bathroom became so widely known, management gave him a hygene talk because clients and stakeholders didn't want to shake his hand.
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