How come James Bond never has to seduce an ugly chick?

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Guns_of_Verdun
02/06/2024
07:32 AM
#1
They're always models.

I wanna see the time that the communist commander's wife is a hideious fat blob and Bond has to hold his nose as he puts the moves on her.
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mustachedmystic
02/06/2024
07:33 AM
#2
No one, except maybe you wants to see a suave secret agent seduce a fugly hippo.
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ai123
02/06/2024
07:33 AM
#3
You don't send your top agent/seducer to do a job that any old operative can do.
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TheMikh
02/06/2024
07:35 AM
#4
mustachedmystic posted...

stop kinkshaming
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Guns_of_Verdun
02/06/2024
07:35 AM
#5
mustachedmystic posted...
No one, except maybe you wants to see a suave secret agent seduce a fugly hippo.
Who wanted to see James Bond get his balls tortured while tied to a chair?

Sometimes plot progression isn't based on what we want to see
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Alles-Losen
02/06/2024
07:36 AM
#6
They should cast Lizzo as a bond girl and have James totally play it straight.
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GiftedACIII
02/06/2024
07:36 AM
#7
How come cops in cop shows are always fit, badass and attractive instead of overweight and cowardly
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Kim_Seong-a
02/06/2024
07:38 AM
#8
"For England, James?"

"No, for fat chicks."
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ai123
02/06/2024
07:41 AM
#9
GiftedACIII posted...
How come cops in cop shows are always fit, badass and attractive instead of overweight and cowardly
How come badly injured cops in TV and movies discharge themselves from hospital on their deathbed and go back to working the case.

When in real life, they'll take the pension and compensation if they stub their toe getting out of a police car?
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mustachedmystic
02/06/2024
07:45 AM
#10
Off topic but it amazes me dat people still watch NCIS. I used to catch it every week, but after 8 or 9 seasons, it got old.
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PurpleOutsider
02/06/2024
07:47 AM
#11
Most of the ones he seduces are trophy wives or mistresses of multi-millionaires. It makes sense that they would be attractive.
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Vampire_Chicken
02/06/2024
07:56 AM
#12
Bond refuses to take on a mission if the skirt isn't up to standard. He managed to get it written into his employment contract.
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008Zulu
02/08/2024
10:12 PM
#13
Because villains hire only hot women, because they are shallow like that.
If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.
dioxxys
02/08/2024
10:13 PM
#14
Because fantasy isn't reality.
ironman2009
02/08/2024
10:13 PM
#15
cause uggos don't exist in his world. imagine a super villain with an ugly wife/mistress lmao
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02/08/2024
09:04 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun
02/11/2024
07:31 PM
#17
PurpleOutsider posted...
Most of the ones he seduces are trophy wives or mistresses of multi-millionaires. It makes sense that they would be attractive.
If you say so

You'd think after a few years they'd move on to new girls and their "wife" would let herself go.
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Jagr_68
02/11/2024
07:35 PM
#18
I'm glad Sascha Baron Cohen at least got to play that joke out to the absolute nastiest way possible in the Brothers Grimsby.

Next Bond has to fuck at least one whale before the end of that run.
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