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I can't believe they named him Dooku LMAO
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is the rule of 2 thing EU? Were Maul, Dooku and Palpatine all active siths at the same time?
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Doe posted...
is the rule of 2 thing EU? Were Maul, Dooku and Palpatine all active siths at the same time?

The rule of 2 was constantly broken by pretty much every sith
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Sith were famously known for their following of rules
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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"Only the Sith believe in absolutes"
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VeggetaX posted...
I can't believe they named him Dooku LMAO

His full name is Count Krappen Fecalus Dooku the Turd.
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
I thought Rule of 2 wasn't supposed to be an actual rule, but more of a self fulfilling prophecy sort of thing, since every Sith is inevitably going to backstab the other.
Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt
Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash
Tyranthraxus posted...
Sith were famously known for their following of rules

sounds like republicans
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Doe posted...
is the rule of 2 thing EU? Were Maul, Dooku and Palpatine all active siths at the same time?
It has been a thing since Darth Bane started it in all continuities.

In Legends, Dooku only teamed up with Sidious after Maul was defeated in Episode 1.

In Disney Canon, Tales of the Jedi revealed they teamed up before Maul's defeat in Episode 1.
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
sounds like republicans

complete with backstabbing and under-bus-throwing
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mario2000 posted...
I thought Rule of 2 wasn't supposed to be an actual rule, but more of a self fulfilling prophecy sort of thing, since every Sith is inevitably going to backstab the other.
Wasn't Darth Bane's issue that there were loads of Sith and the whole Sith order was in stagnation so he decided it'd be better to get rid of most of them, let the Jedi think they'd all disappeared and instead have a chain of masters and apprentices passing down their accumulated Sith knowledge?
I think it was a rule, anything more than 2 leads to self-destructive infighting.
Still waiting on that third threat
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Wasn't Darth Bane's issue that there were loads of Sith and the whole Sith order was in stagnation so he decided it'd be better to get rid of most of them, let the Jedi think they'd all disappeared and instead have a chain of masters and apprentices passing down their accumulated Sith knowledge?
I think it was a rule, anything more than 2 leads to self-destructive infighting.

Ah I didn't realize that. I'm not too familiar with a lot of EU stuff.
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Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash
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masterpug53 posted...
His full name is Count Krappen Fecalus Dooku the Turd.

Count Dookie and Darth Shittyous
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VeggetaX posted...
I can't believe they named him Dooku LMAO
It had to be censored in Portuguese because it sounds dirty. They called him Count Dookan.
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Punished_Blinx posted...
Jedi Council: The darkness is growing all around us and growing more powerful. We don't know why. Now excuse us as we lead this massive army of clones that mysteriously materialized without our knowledge or approval coincidentally right around the time we started getting these feelings.

Also, someone totally messed with our records and erased the knowledge of the cloners' planet even existing, but no big deal.
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sauceje posted...
It had to be censored in Portuguese because it sounds dirty. They called him Count Dookan.

Now I'm just picturing the Fruit Loops mascot murdering not just the men, but the women and children too
TheSavageDragon posted...
Now I'm just picturing the Fruit Loops mascot murdering not just the men, but the women and children too

It's over, Leprechaun! I have the high ground!
Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt
Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash
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