Who were some lolcow worthy posters on CE over the years?

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I know of some individuals through their topics, and posts, but never committed to their names, so I can't name any off the top of my head.
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Wait... I did not understand what lolcow was apparently.
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This guy.
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Dungeater posted...
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lolcows are your Chris Chan's and the like. They produce lols, like a cow would milk.
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basically a lolcow is an easy internet target that weak and desperate people keep around to feel better about themselves.
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GeraldDarko posted...
lolcows are your Chris Chan's and the like. They produce lols, like a cow would milk.

Hypnospace posted...
Someone who's shitty & embarrassingly weird that can generally be seen as a source of entertainment. Not to be confused with someone who's just neurodivergent

This describes Catboy to a T

eh. im not comfortable with this, im out. thanks guys
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Yeah quite honestly Chris Chan is not a great example of a lolcow

with how there's literally a wiki for them? no, chris chan is the definitive example. it's just a person whose harassment has been normalized. and again, it's by desperate and weak people who need someone they can pick on so they can feel better about themselves. i can't stress that enough. these are people that would otherwise be bullied so they join the pack.
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Fluttershy posted...
what does this mean

basically a lolcow is an easy internet target that weak and desperate people keep around to feel better about themselves.
Basically this

Mostly a KF thing, so that should tell you everything you need to know
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Fluttershy posted...
what does this mean

basically a lolcow is an easy internet target that weak and desperate people keep around to feel better about themselves.

This. Lolcow milking is what maljusted bullied nerds like to do.
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fluttershy what ur saying would carry more weight if u didnt regularly bat for actually problematic ppl here

this does just sound like socially acceptable bullying to me, but ur endorsement does it harm imo
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I don't know if he ever posted on CE, but Syria Almighty was hilarious (in a wtf is wrong with him kind of way) back in the day.
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fluttershy what ur saying would carry more weight if u didnt regularly bat for actually problematic ppl here

i don't think i do. who do you mean?
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Fluttershy posted...
fluttershy what ur saying would carry more weight if u didnt regularly bat for actually problematic ppl here

i don't think i do. who do you mean?
Sunhawk has spent years snidely insulting people, often zeroing in on a couple of specific users, with a barely passable veil of passive aggressive plausible deniability. saying disgusting things about their lives and casting judgment he was never anywhere close to earning the ability to have cast

im sure it's just u speaking up on his behalf cuz u like, straight up didnt know (somehow), but that behavior is what i mean. it doesnt look good defending people who act like belligerent assholes simply because you confuse their earned reputation with socially acceptable bullying
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Sunhawk

first things first: that's one person, and you said 'people'. are there any more? you said this was a regular thing.

im sure it's just u speaking up on his behalf cuz u like, straight up didnt know (somehow), but that behavior is what i mean.

i'm pretty sure he lost his primary account for saying something transphobic, but don't quote me on that. the only person i'm familiar with that sunhawk routinely aggrieves is pinky.

but either way, i've never gone to bat for him for anything like that. it's really more that i saw a bunch of people ganging up and i went to bat against that. i don't think his actions in the past justify continuing to harass him today; i mean, i remember a little while there where you were seemingly going out of your way to be snide to me, but i have no intentions of acting any way about it.
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oh you were rules lawyering and not being genuine, shoulda known better

i dont keep notes. you did it shortly after doing so for sunhawk last week. if the fact i dont remember the user in question is ur win condition in this non-competition, congrats
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16-BITTER posted...
pony avatar post

Whole ass user name is one of those pony things xD
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oh you were rules lawyering and not being genuine, shoulda known better

no, i legitimately wanted to know if you had any other examples in mind.
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Mussurana posted...
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This guy.

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xsquader literally has a KF thread lol
ArsGoetia posted...
xsquader literally has a KF thread lol
What's their story?
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Me in the bad definition way, not the makes others laugh like cows make milk way.
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Isn't the entire goal of "lolcows" meant to get someone to commit suicide?
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Fluttershy posted...
Yeah quite honestly Chris Chan is not a great example of a lolcow

with how there's literally a wiki for them? no, chris chan is the definitive example. it's just a person whose harassment has been normalized. and again, it's by desperate and weak people who need someone they can pick on so they can feel better about themselves. i can't stress that enough. these are people that would otherwise be bullied so they join the pack.

Yep. I don't care enough to go back into that swamp to look up the details, but I remember that girl who got Christine to say she was in a sexual relationship with her mom... well, she herself is a total monster and a freak. That recording she made wasn't released by her, it was leaked by someone she shared it with and she also did not ever contact police. She was intending to hold onto that recording and keep it for herself for some nefarious purpose, perhaps blackmail. The safety of Barbara Chandler meant nothing to her.

I also remember reading she has a history of serial killer type shit in her past, like boiling hamsters alive and filming it.
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Crimsoness posted...
Isn't the entire goal of "lolcows" meant to get someone to commit suicide?
In extreme cases perhaps.

Generally I understood it as people afraid to create anything laughing at those who had (not with the best results perhaps, but at least they tried).
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Mussurana posted...
In extreme cases perhaps.
Nah, if it's KF then that's the endgame.
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DrizztLink posted...
Nah, if it's KF then that's the endgame.
KF would be extreme yes.
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Shieky Baby seems pretty lol cowy tbh
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Wandering__Hero posted...
Shieky Baby seems pretty lol cowy tbh
Yeah, they even misspell my name just so they could copy my username.
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Crimsoness posted...
Isn't the entire goal of "lolcows" meant to get someone to commit suicide?
I always thought it was regarding people with personal issues, yet still seemed to be a decent person on the outside, until you uncover they're deplorable human beings, like being a scammer/con-artist, sexual predator, pedophile, police swatter, etc.
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