But I am
Bold of you to assume anyone my age is ever going to be able to retire, no matter how much they save, unless they were born with a silver spoon in their mouth.Well, that's just not true. For instance, my wife is a dental hygienist, which is a 2 year trade school where you only previously need an Associates. That is like almost $100k a year, and with a proper 401k, things will be fine. And that isn't even a fancy degree.
I plan on dying decades before I can retireI'll drink to that.
I like putting money in only to watch the markets fall 2% the next day. Always happens.I've heard that so much that I feel better buying a scratch off lol.
Simple, I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up.
Simple, I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up.Jeez, well I hope you wake up
Simple, I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up.Nah, man. You seem like a good dude
But I am.
Jeez, well I hope you wake up
Nah, man. You seem like a good dude
This. I have a 401 k and a stick portfolio.
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What do you think is a better investment, big or small sticks? I've got a cousin who's doing pretty well with twigs, but I dunno, I've always been particularly fond of the performance for large branches.lol
lol
Go with the smoking sticks.
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Im not worried about the future because I dont have oneA trip to a financial advisor be like: