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Tyranthraxus
03/25/2024
07:56 PM
#1
Sweetbread - neither sweet nor bread.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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DrizztLink
03/25/2024
07:57 PM
#2
Tyranthraxus - the hell does this even mean
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Rosstin316
03/25/2024
07:57 PM
#3
Ovaltine

The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine.
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HylianFox
03/25/2024
07:59 PM
#4
You drive in a parkway

You park in a driveway
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DementedDurian
03/25/2024
07:59 PM
#5
Shishito. A green, Japanese pepper that trips censors.
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xGhostchantx
03/25/2024
08:00 PM
#6
DrizztLink posted...
Tyranthraxus - the hell does this even mean

The tyrant from Thrace
Tiw - Min scild, min sweord
Woden - Se ALLFAEDER he is, naes hwitra manna anra
modena
03/25/2024
08:01 PM
#7
Ramekin is a dumb name for a small condiment bowl.
I'm surrounded
super_felicia
03/25/2024
08:02 PM
#8
Napkin
I am a mess and Felicia is the cleaner....
bigtiggie23
03/25/2024
08:03 PM
#9
Hemorrhoid and asteroid should be swapped.
Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
Kurt_Russel
03/25/2024
08:13 PM
#10
Tittle
like wtf right?
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
Mistere_Man
03/25/2024
08:21 PM
#11
Rosstin316 posted...
Ovaltine

The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine.

It was originally called Ovomaltine, but when shipped to English speaking countries I hear a spelling mistake calling it Ovaltine was made, and the name stuck.

Ovaltine was developed in 1904 by chemist Albert Wander (18671950), in Bern, Switzerland, where it is also known by its original name, Ovomaltine ( from ovum, Latin for "egg", and malt , which were originally its key ingredients).
Water+Fall=Radiation.
divot1338
03/25/2024
08:24 PM
#12
Fake News
Moustache twirling villian
https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey
ablegator
03/25/2024
08:26 PM
#13
gastropub Is a dumb name for $11 pretzels and a smear of port cheese.
Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid?
sabin017
03/28/2024
04:41 PM
#14
Geoduck
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Trumble
03/28/2024
05:32 PM
#17
Football
Do, or do not. There is no Trumble.
tankboy
03/28/2024
05:49 PM
#18
Crono99 posted...
Eggplant
Eggplants were originally white and really did look like eggs

HylianFox
03/28/2024
05:51 PM
#19
tankboy posted...
Eggplants were originally white and really did look like eggs
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MarbyIsBack
03/28/2024
05:52 PM
#20
Iceland and Greenland

From what I've heard, they're perfectly fitting names... if you were to swap them.
The Bagel made me do it.
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divot1338
03/28/2024
05:52 PM
#21
MarbyIsBack posted...
Iceland and Greenland

From what I've heard, they're perfectly fitting names... if you were to swap them.
That was the point.
Moustache twirling villian
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creativerealms
03/28/2024
05:53 PM
#22
Final Fantasy. There are sixteen of them not counting spin-offs and sequels. It's not final.
"Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five)
Best new show of 2023, One Piece live action.
Shotgunnova
03/28/2024
05:54 PM
#23
Inflammable = this can catch on fire
Flammable = this can catch on fire
Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
Damn_Underscore
03/28/2024
05:56 PM
#24
MarbyIsBack posted...
Iceland and Greenland

From what I've heard, they're perfectly fitting names... if you were to swap them.

Iceland isn't that green tho

It's just green relative to Greenland
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BewmHedshot
03/28/2024
05:57 PM
#25
We have a whole division at work called 'Digital'. Like yeah, they do technology stuff, it's all digital. That name doesn't mean shit.
tankboy
03/28/2024
05:57 PM
#26
Anything with a "micro" prefix that, while small, is not a millionth small.
Microaggression
Micropenis
Microgreens
Micro Machines
Gameboy Micro
Micro Uzi
Micro fleece

AuthenticZac
03/28/2024
05:58 PM
#27
The town in Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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TimeForAction
03/28/2024
06:00 PM
#28
Things that are spicy are neither special nor icy

what
ForsakenHermit
03/28/2024
06:01 PM
#29
divot1338 posted...
That was the point.
That's largely a misconception. Iceland having an intentionally unappealing name isn't true, and when Erik the Red found Greenland he encountered the south part of the island which was and still is green.
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