Somehow Jesus Returned

The dead speak! The Roman Empire has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of APOCALYPSE in the wholesome voice of the late JESUS OF NAZARETH.

TIBERIUS JULIUS CAESAR AUGUSTUS dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while PETER, the last hope of the Christus, trains for battle against the diabolical DEMOCRATS.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader JOE BIDEN rages in search of the evidence he stole the election, determined to destroy any threat to his power

he flies now??

I've got a bad feeling about this

He had full meter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO2f7nvnCzM

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just I just couldn't prove it. He he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you you have to crucify him! You-

Euripides posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO2f7nvnCzM

"Where is Hillary? Is she safe? Did she become president?"
"It seems in your Bernout, you got Trump elected."
"She couldn't have! The polls said she had 80% chance to win! I saw them! ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Umbreon posted...

He had full meter

Dark Phoenix Christ has entered the chat

Jesus...

Jesus Skywalker.