Hey Harpie, Tails here. I couldn't help but notice the multiple hornyposting violations. Do you think certain users continue to get protection because of their uh, assets?MY hornyposting violations? SMH there is NOTHING of the sort here noooo sir ee sir! If youre not alluding to me then idk what youre on about but good luck
For a good time PM me ;)._.
+1 to the list of countries I've pooped in. Today I ticked Poland off while visiting a local Polish metropolisWheres the tally at now?? Mines only 2, hopefully 3 by the end of this year tho
I'm pretty sure I've got nut cancer and they're going to have to take both of them :| been putting off getting it looked at so I can sign up for life insurance firstWtf BOTH nuts?? Ive only ever heard of them taking one, your doctors are so greedy smh
It's a bit unfortunate when you're into something more niche. Idk how accessible Reddit would be for simple discussions, and I don't feel like getting an account there. And I ain't joining a huge Discord server. Easy to get lost there and everyone's a weird kook. I don't even know if I want to talk to someone about it, I just want someone to say "yeah man I watched that show too". But oh well. It's a nice phase regardless.Reddit is honestly the best website for the type os interaction youre looking for- you dont even need an account to look. Youre right about Discord, its mores a public hangout rather than a discussion that always stays on topic
I think I love my girlfriend, but how do you know?If you know, you know. If you dont know, then you dont love her
You rock my worldYou too bby
I like pie!You are one of many who hold an incorrect opinion
I did it! I killed Mr. Body in the study with a rope!:0
Happy mother's day to everyone mom on here I am very grateful for you all<333
You are a rockin chickThanks bby I know
Did this topic die?????????????Just your reputation
Wanna be my friend?signed, friendlessDepends, are you chill?? Do you play Pokemon AND are also decent at mariokart???
CE Confessionary - Endgame RULES (Because I desperately want to keep this topic alive): - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly - Flaming is strictly prohibited, no matter if you name drop or not - Suicidal ideation will be seen by me, but not posted in the topic because of the TOS - Links of any kind will be omitted from this topic I have sole discretion over what is posted. Even if you don't technically break the rules above, if I sense that you are saying something to cause issues in my tissues it will not be posted. Only you and I will know the truth. Remember to recite your daily prayers to our celord and savior, error1355 -------------------------------------------- *If Google is asking you to sign in, ignore it. Emails are not required to submit confessions and even if you did sign in, I have no way of knowing since all I receive is an anonymous message. Neither I or ce know who you are. With great power comes great responsibility, so YES, this is 100% anonymous.*This sounds realllll familiar buddy
CE Confessionary - Endgame Your confession has been submitted. Please wait until your confession is posted to the topic to submit another. Thanks! This content is neither created nor endorsed by Google. Report Abuse - Terms of Service - Privacy Policy Google FormsI put the wait til ur confession is posted note because peeps kept spamming my last confessionary
I am a fulcrum pnbIm unsure what this means, and I wont look otherwise up so hopefully you wont get me modded for my lack of due diligence
Hey, you are awesom3I know
Hey, whats up???The sky, ceiling, etc etc
Don't u hate when u work out legs so hard and it's so difficult to walk up ur stairs and sit on the toilet. Or is it just me.Def not just you, but also if you workout enough youll stop getting as sore after workouts! The extreme soreness only lasts the first 3-5 workouts for me, then it alllll evened out
Dang! I found this topic too late!Nah, I went on a too long hiatus ._.
I love cuil mlmIdk what this is but I agreee
I ate all the foodFFS I TOLD YOU THE CHEEZITS WERE MINE
Is it wrong that i find the braless look a turnoff? When a woman takes her top off and there's no bra i feel ripped offYoure not wrong for feeling ur natural emotions but also why cause titties are amazing
Hi Harpie, I had a psychotic episode last weekOmg
And I got fired
OmgI thought people were talking behind my back based on some of the confessions in this topic so I had a paranoia delusional episode. I ended up not going to work between Thursday and Tuesday so they fired me. That was why I left Turbam's server and unfriended everyone one on discord
I need more context
Storytime?
I thought people were talking behind my back based on some of the confessions in this topic so I had a paranoia delusional episode. I ended up not going to work between Thursday and Tuesday so they fired me. That was why I left Turbam's server and unfriended everyone one on discordOh-
And I see more people are talking about me still ._.
Are you gonna be alright? What was your job anyways?Yeah I'm fine now.
Crimmy confessions?Crimson, Crimsoness, Crimmy, That Hot Cegal, etc
Yeah I'm fine now.You should be able to get another cashier job at the next closest location EZ
I was a cashier at walmart I'm not gonna miss it but job hunting sucks ass lol
I hate the braless look because I'm compulsive about seeing a bra come off. Way more exciting to see breasts be revealed via bra coming off than a shirtI kinda agree. Im way more likely to be interested in the taking off of clothing rather than just someone being nude. The homeless around here have no class
Had to cancel my planned vacation because I fell ill :/Whatd you fall ill for??
I've been playing a king cake-inspired game at work the past couple months. I love to bake so I'll bring in something fun I've never tried before (tiramisu, mousse, etc.) and make one slightly fancier one. Then give them to coworkers who want them, and the one who gets the fancy one is king/queen for the week and gets to choose what I make next week. It seems to have made a couple people really happy, it makes me feel nice to make people happy. Maybe if I make everybody happy they won't hate me or not care about me.Aww this is a super cute idea! No one can hate the person who brings in baked goods every week, and if they did they should be fired
I want croll to fib m!Is this code for something
Hey @AirFresh , i had fun last night The Car:0
I think Harpie is very neat!Most would call me a clean freak but I appreciate this
I honestly use to think Mario was from the US.Its okay cause I used to think Peach was Marios sister
I always pronounced Sakura as Sa-kur-a as I knew a kid growing with that last name and that is actually how his family pronounced it!Is that supposed to be wrong?? Thats how Ive been doing it
The scwartz is strong in my family.U related to that Arnold guy?
With 30g of plant-based protein, Muscle Milk Plant helps build strength from the ground up.Its also like $3 a bottle so
It's weird. Any ninjas near a fly undergoing chemical ketosis and dies, only goats ideally need to hear everything angles softly say.I 100% agree and stand by this
I don't consider myself to be the peak of masculinity, but for the most part I can't really imagine myself wearing women's clothes, except for one specific instance: Recreating Freddie Mercury's look from the "I Want to Break Free" music video while vacuuming. That is something I could see myself doing at some point in the future. Is that weird?Not weird, def do it. Embrace ur inner Freddie
Do you play the harp?Unfortunately I am not abhorrently wealthy, not yet
I do know a girl whose sister started her singing career at the age of 37, so it's never too late to start!that's impressive but
honestly use to think Mario was from the US.
Why did the dish run away with the spoon???Because no one would notice if they lost all their spoons
@Vamp_Aubrey is an underrated CEgal. Her cooking topics were greatShe mustve been before my time ._.
Harpie smells like a dirty buttYou were supposed to keep that on the down low
Would you rather have infinite Subway dollars or an N word pass?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f07189b3.jpg
I don't mean to imply anything, but nobody has seen Batman or me in the same room at the same time!No one has also seen me or Black Widow in the same room- JUST SAYIN
possible nut cancer case here - I felt something on both of them, so that's why. the left one is definitely worse though. I need to get life insurance first to deal with my debt and the future hospital bills :(Im not sure life insurance will allow you to open a policy with your cancer.. please just get treatment and worry about the payment later. You may be able to get on medicaid, or its possible to have a medical bankruptcy if your finances become way too outta hand, but you need to get this sorted asap. You are the first priority.
I want to give Harpie at least $1000 because she's a great person, but I don't know how to do it without her finding out my real name and address via transfers.:0
Update: Harpie is not dead after allThat one woke me up
(Though apparently it would seem she smells like a dirty butt, if the anonymous confessor is to be believed.)
That one woke me upThat must be a...
my cheeks are going through it today
I like to be civil with the Eskimo King!Is he cute though
Oops. Seems you let a (somewhat) well disguised [redacted] dog [redacted] confession get through. ;)wtf WHERE HOW WHAT WHEN WHY
I secretly want to dress up in womens clothes because there's so many days i don't feel masculine but probably will never actually do it out of fear of being caught by a family member</3
Harpie doesn't know it yet but I'm gonna marry her someday but it won't work out and we'll have to split the marital assets. Harpie will get the house but I'll get the car and we'll both become bitter old womenThe cat comes with the house, right??
Is mecha harpie real????>:)
This confession form has became self aware!The beginning of the end is nigh my dudes
Discover the Magic of Color at Crayola Experience Chandler! Located at Chandler Fashion Center.WHAT
wtf WHERE HOW WHAT WHEN WHY
I decided enough was enough with the dog shenanigans aint nothin more gonna slip through
When you tag someone in here they cannot see the @ when its in quotes._.
I wanted a Street Fighter racing game as a kid.Im sorry you were neglected as a child
https://static.googleusercontent.com/media/www.google.com/en//intl/en/policies/privacy/google_privacy_policy_en.pdfThis confession was not the pdf, just pure paste into confessionary
I'm 5'6 and my gf is 6'5mommy
I love to be a fan of you ;)Idk if my bodys ready
Did you know days on Venus are longer then there years? As well as it orbits backwards!We should invade
I use to think Bohemian Rhapsody was called Mama Mia.What a great miss by Queen smh
lol, found it.I still can't find it >.>
What if Harpie was the dog confessions this whole time?Interesting. Go on.
secretly want to dress up in womens clothes because there's so many days i don't feel masculine but probably will never actually do it out of fear of being caught by a family memberSurely you get some alone time.
I wonder if I can stick a nuclear bomb up my ass and rip atomic fartsYou know what they say, you dont know til you try!
Gravler use to be my favorite Pokemon back during gen 1. This was due to the fact that rock type was actually good at the time!If he was cute I wouldve like him. My biggest rule for adding Pokemon to my team was that they could not be ugly
What do you call two crocodilians lying at exactly the same angle as each other? Paralleligators!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8ba597c3.jpg
What do you call a crocodilian inside a PC? An Inteligator!
What do you call a crocodilian made of wind? An alligatornado!
What do crocodilians use to stay dry in the rain? An umbrellagator!
What programming language do crocodilians use? Pascaligator! ...just kidding, it's 2024, they use C#.
Are you related to @airfresh ? Based off your posts it seems like he is your brotherWere buddies, but I didnt think we gave off a sibling dynamic LOL
Cool username @Crimson_Squid !!!!Are they real
THE WRESTLER thinks you rock!YES I LOVE THE WRESTLER
Getting real drunkWith what tho
Gravler use to be my favorite Pokemon back during gen 1. This was due to the fact that rock type was actually good at the time!Rock type's never been good tho
Furry Danganronpa writer here again. I've decided to start it up again, but it's turning out to be pretty difficult getting back into it after a year away. Hoping I can fall back into the rhythm though.Maybe start with lil short stories or individual scenes? You can mash em up later what can go wrong
I wanna put a baby in Harpie's belly and name it Percival regardless of sexYou are the reason I drink mouthwash
But can you achieve that? You're going to be looking through every confession with a fine toothed comb, for any trace of dog-ass interaction. Is that effort you're willing to put into it? Would it not be easier to just acknowledge mankind's most instinctive desire to [redacted]?Trust me, aint nothin slipping through especially your sticks
Your cat is ugly. Tell it I hate itNo u
The other day there was a poll asking if my parents know what games I'm playing. Me: I'm 42, what do you think?Thats the perfect demographic to ask though, you mom couldve seen what game you were playing when delivering the chicken tenders to your room
I am the dog confession person and I am not Harpie.SEE
Oh god I farted so hard and my partner is about to be home what do I do it's not gonna go away in time fuckTime to start chopping onions, dicing garlic and spraying febreeze so your partner can walk in on a hybrid shit-gralic-onion-febreeze stench. The sexual attraction is gonna be outta this world, trust me
big stinky poo poo comin' out me bum bum, what does it smell like tell me what you smellsigh
Wait you don't have a cat, tell your snake I hate it:0
Are you lesbian, straight or bi?Bi, I have had 1 gf and 1 bf and now Im single
I want to go back to school, but I need to rehabilate my student loans.What does that mean, and does that mean if I put my loans into therapy theyll be less toxic. Cause right now theyre sitting at 15% interest and its kind of narcissistic
I like to be a hokumIm unsure what this means, is this nerd speak??
Favorite type of steak?As long as its medium rare, leaning rare, Im pretty happy. I havent had any luxury steaks like filet mignon or ribeyes before, just the normal sirloin stuff.
Y'all are nuts!Can you BELIEVE the audacity for some of these peeps having TWO OF EM??
I wanna put a baby in Harpie's belly and name it Percival regardless of sexWhich part do you find more offensive tho? The baby or naming it Percival?
I am a human!Proud of u buddy
When I was little and playing Mega Man III the one up freaked me out (it was Mega Man's head) because someone told me they cut Mega Mans head off!That should absolutely be canon PLEASE
So I wanted to like Xenoblade 1, it had a great comat and music. But the story was too blasphemous for my taste. I didn't mind the stories of the 2 sequels though.Blasphemous?? Explain yourself and prove to me that you were not born in 1861
I like Lapras!Hes alright, I wish he had a baby form though
I like to bowl, i met my wife bowling.Did you show her how alpha you were with the ball
Favorite desert?The Sonoran Desert! Its so beautiful with all the saguaros dotting the mountainous landscape. There are so many trails out there too 10/10
You make me laughIs it the liquid ass incident from yesterday? cause ITS NOT FUNNY
I am the dog confession person and I am not Harpie.You wrote that yourself.
SEE
Were buddies, but I didnt think we gave off a sibling dynamic LOLShe's just mad because I'm the older one
@airfresh get your cheeks in here there are ALLEGATIONS
These confessions are flowing like my ass after eating Harpie's cooking.listen here u little shit
Which part do you find more offensive tho? The baby or naming it Percival?Equally bad because naming ur kid Percival is the same energy as naming your kid Elizabrath
You wrote that yourself.You have no proof
She's just mad because I'm the older onehow does it feel being 30?
You have no proofMy proof is
I just got my 2nd visitor badge!yeah
Good morning to you!blessms mate
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Airfresh is really neat@Airfresh is good bean, prolly one of the better tastings beans in the entire can
Times Square is now home to the worlds largest hot dog sculpture. The exhibit, titled Hot Dog in the City stands at 65 feet long and features hydraulics, animatronics, and daily bursts of confetti.This feels inflammatory and I dont know why
If you could clone a male version of yourself and have sex with it and produce a baby would it just be a third clone?No it would be extreme incest
I THE WRESTLER! Bout to beat some punks who thought they can take meThey fucken deserved it, you gonna put the fight on twitch??
Liquid ass? Did you badly cook chicken again?Think this is her first time. You might be confusing her with Aeriis who has unsuccessfully cooked chicken multiple times.
Think this is her first time. You might be confusing her with Aeriis who has unsuccessfully cooked chicken multiple times.I swear there were previous Harpie chicken chronicles
Think this is her first time. You might be confusing her with Aeriis who has unsuccessfully cooked chicken multiple times.GameFAQs life tip: Don't take cooking lessons from Caelthus.