My son is only 10 months old, but he's already half my height 0.0

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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
10:16 AM
#1
How is this possible?

im 6ft, moms 510. We birthed an ogre
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Foppe
04/28/2024
10:17 AM
#2
Misread it as weight.
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wackyteen
04/28/2024
10:19 AM
#3
A 36 inch near-one year old? That's way above average.

You been feeding that baby cornbread and hormone enhanced milk?
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Diceheist
04/28/2024
10:20 AM
#4
You're 2 inches taller than average but your wife is 7 inches taller than average, that's a lot of tall genes.
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Trelve
04/28/2024
10:23 AM
#5
I see a good career in basketball ahead.
Tora_Sami
04/28/2024
10:24 AM
#6
Foppe posted...
Misread it as weight.

Didn't realize I misread it tell I saw your post lmao
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evilpresident
04/28/2024
10:27 AM
#7
Second coming of Paul Bunyan
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Rosstin316
04/28/2024
10:27 AM
#8
My 9 month old can crawl but cant sit up well yet.
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famfam
04/28/2024
10:28 AM
#9
how tall is the mailman, lolol
MrFingers07
04/28/2024
10:29 AM
#10
I don't know shit about babies but that doesn't even sound possible lol
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
10:30 AM
#11
Hes also 30lbs lol

99% across the board

took him a bit to start crawling just because of his sheer mass
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Holy_Cloud105
04/28/2024
10:32 AM
#12
He's 3ft tall and 30lbs?
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
10:33 AM
#13
Yup, big ass noggin too

Hes wearing 18mo clothing, and it fits pretty snug

Who knows lol. I do feel bad that hes sized out of a lot of his toys well before he should have.

he had a lot of fun with his bouncer but could only use it for a few months before weighing too much for it
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Rosstin316
04/28/2024
10:34 AM
#14
famfam posted...
how tall is the mailman, lolol

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Relient_K
04/28/2024
10:36 AM
#15
I think I work with 5 yo shorter than that.
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
10:36 AM
#16
Her Dad and Brother are both really tall as well(62 and 64)

I would be absolutely shocked if he turns out shorter than me lol

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wackyteen
04/28/2024
10:36 AM
#17
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
He's 3ft tall and 30lbs?
I wasn't tall, but I was light forever lol.

I didn't hit triple digits til I was 15. I was only like 50 pounds at age 11.

Some kids are just light.
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
specialkid8
04/28/2024
10:39 AM
#18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGHed3efPZI
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
10:43 AM
#19
Hahaha I gotta send that to my wife
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luigi33
04/28/2024
10:44 AM
#20
This man has a whole ass Primarch for a son.
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
10:48 AM
#21
I legitimately feel like I need to start working out so I can maintain being a fun dad

Gotta get me some kettlebells lol
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specialkid8
04/28/2024
10:49 AM
#22
RespectWomen posted...
I legitimately feel like I need to start working out so I can maintain being a fun dad

Gotta get me some kettlebells lol
Just lift the boy
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MegaTech
04/28/2024
10:50 AM
#23
Get that kid into sports. About to have that dawg in em
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
12:44 PM
#24
He already pants like one when hes excited lmao
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ADW
04/28/2024
01:13 PM
#25
How big was he at birth? My condolences to your wife.
Jiek_Fafn
04/28/2024
01:55 PM
#26
My great grandmother used to tell me a story when I was a little boy that relates to this.

Back in the old country when she was a little girl in her village there was a baby that the villagers apparently felt was freakishly big and strong. They eventually concluded that the baby was possessed or a demon or something. To remedy the situation, the entire town burst into the parent's home and took the baby. They then proceeded to murder it in front of the parents.

To further this being fucked up, they included children to be part of the mob so they could see this shit. As an old woman, my gradmother still was horrified by it.

So, I guess the point of sharing this is that you should be wary of late 1800s eastern European villages if you value your child's safety. Shit was insane there
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GuerillaGorilla
04/28/2024
02:20 PM
#27
Your kid doesn't have a tumor on their pituitary gland or something like that right? Everything's okay?
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
02:57 PM
#28
He was 10lbs at birth, measured big her entire pregnancy too

His Dr doesnt seem concerned
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AceMos
04/28/2024
03:50 PM
#29
do you have proof of this claim that your child is that big already
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Gobstoppers12
04/28/2024
03:53 PM
#30
Your 10 month old child is absolutely not 3 feet tall
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Harpie
04/28/2024
03:54 PM
#31
AceMos posted...
do you have proof of this claim that your child is that big already
This, we're gonna need some pics TC. Censor his face if you wish but we really gotta see this for ourselves
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Cassie
04/28/2024
04:02 PM
#32
Im sensing some shitpost.
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Foppe
04/28/2024
04:15 PM
#33
Cassie posted...
Im sensing some shitpost.
His son is Bono.
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
05:32 PM
#34
hmm yeah I can probably post some blurred pics
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MrResetti
04/28/2024
05:38 PM
#35
My daughter was 99th percentile for height and weight for a while. Height has gone down to around 95th but weight stays at 99th. She recently moved up to the 2-3 year old daycare class and makes the older kids look malnourished or something. She was 30 lbs at a year, up around 40 now. Size 8 diapers. Loves whole milk, loved formula too.
ArchonKnight
04/28/2024
05:42 PM
#36
Is his name Clifford? What if he just doesn't stop growing at an alarming rate? Can you vouch for his character? Can we depend on your son to keep earth safe from threats or should we all collectively be concerned?
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
05:45 PM
#37
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/503388e6.jpg
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archizzy
04/28/2024
05:45 PM
#38
I have seen some crazy growth spurts at young ages that don't necessarily mean they will be freakishly oversized as adults.

My cousin Emily was absolutely huge in Elementary, both height and weight. When she played on the 3rd and 4th grade T-Ball teams she was bigger than some high school girls. But the thing is she sprouted really really quickly and then just tapered off.

Now she is a full adult, mom of her own and sure she is tall for a woman, she is right around 6 feet even but she isn't freakishly tall or big but she absolutely DWARFED kids in Elementary.
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ArchonKnight
04/28/2024
05:46 PM
#39
So he is indeed red like Clifford...
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
05:52 PM
#40
He does turn a lil red when he gets angry, so I figured it was an appropriate color choice
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LeoRavus
04/28/2024
05:57 PM
#41
Your infant is the size of an average 3 year old.

You may want to contact the Guinness.
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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/28/2024
06:40 PM
#42
https://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/html_charts/lenageinf.htm

3 ft is above the 97th percentile even of an infant twice his age.

Literally an ogre.
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El_Marsh
04/28/2024
06:45 PM
#43
GuerillaGorilla posted...
Your kid doesn't have a tumor on their pituitary gland or something like that right? Everything's okay?
Real talk

Some kids are just abnormally large but when that largeness is extreme, you have to consider that there may be an underlying health issue that's causing the rapid growth.

I certainly hope that's not the case here and that maybe the wife's grandpa is like 220 cm or something.
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wackyteen
04/28/2024
06:51 PM
#44
LeoRavus posted...
Your infant is the size of an average 3 year old.

You may want to contact the Guinness.
He'll be big and look old enough to buy a Guinness by the time he's 9
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
06:53 PM
#45
what if he tries to beat me up when hes like 8 lmfao
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archizzy
04/28/2024
06:58 PM
#46
RespectWomen posted...
what if he tries to beat me up when hes like 8 lmfao


While it wasn't this extreme my Uncle had this issue with his son and my Aunt. When his son Clay was like 12 and on the verge of being a teenager he was already 6 foot tall and was a pork chop at 250 pounds. When my Uncle was gone he would get really obstinate with my Aunt who was like 5'2 and like 100 pounds because he knew she couldn't make him listen.

He needed to mature a little emotionally and my Uncle had to have some talks with him because my Aunt Mary had no control over him. He simply wouldn't listen to her because of the size difference.
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RetuenOfDevsman
04/28/2024
07:00 PM
#47
Are you sure he isn't lying about his age
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RespectWomen
04/28/2024
07:12 PM
#49
Hes very strong already too, shockingly so
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RetuenOfDevsman
04/28/2024
07:12 PM
#50
Godnorgosh posted...
If you do a good job raising him this could be him in the future

https://youtube.com/shorts/6_6R4IJlPR8?si=15cDSErb9_Ifc6o4
Lmfao

Reminds me of a video I saw long ago where it shows POV of a 5'9" girl getting out of bed and then a 5'9" dude.
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