My son is only 10 months old, but he's already half my height 0.0

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Is his name Clifford? What if he just doesn't stop growing at an alarming rate? Can you vouch for his character? Can we depend on your son to keep earth safe from threats or should we all collectively be concerned?
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Memento Mori