As I'm about to make a topic or witty post on CE, i fucking see it from my peripheral vision. It came from my door, i looked and it was halfway to my desk, den i stood up and it went behind my desk. Da bastard was fast!!!
I freaked out and started putting on my shoes and immediately googled what it could be. I got afraid when i saw it looked like a brown recluse so i made it my mission to find it and kill da fucker. After near misses, cause its fast as fuck, It took a while but thankfully it came out and i sprayed it with roach killer, it thankfully shocked it enough for me to squish da life out of it with my sandals lol
Sadly its too ruined for me to properly see if it was a brown recluse or a look a like...but I'm paranoid now. What if all dose dreams of my fighting off spider webs and shit at night was actually a fucking spider messing with me lol, dat bitch
Now i wonder how many more are dere in here ;(
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