Fucking hell, just got my life scared out of me, i saw a big ass spider running

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chaos_knight posted...
Funny thing is that large spiders are usually less deadly. It's the tiny ones you should worry about

Yes, but tiny spiders typically run from you, while large spiders run at you because what the fuck, life needs nightmare fuel, apparently.

Listen, anything with more than six legs is just unnatural and immediately creepy. Grasshoppers/crickets? You annoying as fuck, but you fine, otherwise. Spiders? Fuck you, stay away. Millipedes/centipedes? Truly, the devil has done work.
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