My girlfriend is out tonight, so I told her I was gonna make a steak and eat the

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MICHALECOLE posted...
The right shape

jesus Christ

It wasn't up to snuff.

It WAS something to sneeze at.

It didn't have the range.

You might be able to dispose of a vampire with it because he'd sooner think it a stake than a steak!
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast