$40 million but Cazadors from Fallout New Vegas become real

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HighSeraph
05/17/2024
12:12 PM
#1
A large enough breeding population to ensure their continued existence appear on every continent.

For those not familiar a cazador is a giant tarantula hawk wasp that preys on humans
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masterpug53
05/17/2024
12:16 PM
#3
Not for all the tea in China. I'd rather have giant spiders irl over cazadores.
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Aressar
05/17/2024
12:17 PM
#4
Anyone who chooses money here has clearly never played NV. I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth making cazadores real.
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teep_
05/17/2024
12:18 PM
#5
HighSeraph posted...
on every continent.

DuranOfForcena posted...
lol fuck no

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saspa
05/17/2024
12:25 PM
#7
I'm positive that's an RE 4 enemy. Then what were the RE 4 flying bugs called?
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HighSeraph
05/17/2024
12:26 PM
#8
saspa posted...
I'm positive that's an RE 4 enemy. Then what were the RE 4 flying bugs called?
It probably is cazadore just means hunter in Spanish
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speedpunk
05/17/2024
12:29 PM
#9
saspa posted...
I'm positive that's an RE 4 enemy. Then what were the RE 4 flying bugs called?
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HA4e
05/17/2024
12:38 PM
#10
I'm pretty sure humanity can exterminate them, so gimme the money!
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Bass
05/17/2024
12:40 PM
#11
No way. Normal wasps freak me out enough.
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HighSeraph
05/17/2024
02:41 PM
#12
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00a4fb89.jpg
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Samurai_Man
05/17/2024
02:48 PM
#13
a .50 cal Barrett would make short work of them, give me the 40 million haha
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BucketCat
05/17/2024
02:51 PM
#14
yeah, I'd use the money to create technology that will detect cazadors, target them, and then blast them with diatomaceous earth on sight.

harmless to humans, insects don't stand a chance. it basically slices them up from the inside. gg no re, bug boys, you're days are numbered....and the number of the day?? zero.
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Funkydog
05/17/2024
02:51 PM
#15
Fuck no and fuck you for suggesting it
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05/17/2024
12:02 PM
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UnholyMudcrab
05/17/2024
02:57 PM
#17
I can't imagine they would last very long. This would definitely be a "get the military out here right the fuck now" kind of situation.
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K181
05/17/2024
03:02 PM
#18
Could be worse.

https://youtu.be/Ie21_PAcKlg?si=wmJ9ox8yoiN7zab6
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Trumpo
05/17/2024
03:07 PM
#19
I think I feel woozy
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thekosmicfool
05/19/2024
01:26 AM
#20
Nah I don't fucks with Cazadors
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Irony
05/19/2024
01:58 AM
#21
Yes as a joke
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Aloc
05/19/2024
02:00 AM
#22
Aressar posted...
Anyone who chooses money here has clearly never played NV. I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth making cazadores real.

Lock your family up in a high rise.

That's the only way the money will work.

Cazadores are fucking scary.

I think every country would be on martial law.

Permanently.
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andri_g
05/20/2024
09:20 PM
#23
No, absolutely not.

Even with the best gear and antidote, one poisoning can kill and they can do it over and over again.
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Ratchetrockon
05/20/2024
09:21 PM
#24
yup I have faith that some people will create insecticide against them
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RchHomieQuanChi
05/20/2024
09:27 PM
#25
You couldn't pay me any amount of money to make those fucking things real
I have nothing else to say
MartavisBryant
05/20/2024
09:30 PM
#26
Fuck that, fam. I can't even deal with regular bees.
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JoeDangIt
05/20/2024
09:55 PM
#27
If there is one thing that could bring humanity together, it's a hatred of cazadors.
Tyranthraxus
05/20/2024
10:00 PM
#28
Sure. $40 million is more than enough to build an underground bunker where I can live my life in peace and after that it's y'all's problem.
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Baha05
05/20/2024
10:01 PM
#29
Nope unless they only appear on one stretch of highway leading to Vegas from Goodsprings
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Aressar
05/21/2024
03:35 AM
#30
Tyranthraxus posted...
Sure. $40 million is more than enough to build an underground bunker where I can live my life in peace and after that it's y'all's problem.

Ah, where ever would the world be without the refreshing selfishess of some people?
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Glob
05/21/2024
03:46 AM
#31
UnholyMudcrab posted...
I can't imagine they would last very long. This would definitely be a "get the military out here right the fuck now" kind of situation.

Sufferedphoenix
05/21/2024
05:51 AM
#32
Not enough money. I'd need enough to fund a war against them and still have millions left over.
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Rotterdammerung
05/21/2024
06:05 AM
#33
Mass-murder hornets. No thanks
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