1 billion dollars but you have to fight a Cassowary with your bare hands.

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Tyranthraxus
05/18/2024
01:24 PM
#1
You don't have to win but if it kills you, you're just dead.

The Cassowary is an adult male.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Enclave
05/18/2024
01:26 PM
#2
I like my odds better than against an Ostrich but I mean it'll probably still kill you in a single kick.
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Quezovercoatl
05/18/2024
01:26 PM
#3
I'll die when I am killed?! I don't know about this deal.
__starsnostars
05/18/2024
01:27 PM
#4
I wouldn't enjoy that but with that amount of money on the table you have to take the offer.
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Zergrush80
05/18/2024
01:46 PM
#5
If I can wear like a full set of armor than sure why not.
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AceMos
05/18/2024
01:48 PM
#6
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangerous
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
Tyranthraxus
05/18/2024
01:50 PM
#7
AceMos posted...
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangerous
It's basically the last dinosaur on the planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2LkrR0_dw

It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Solar_Crimson
05/18/2024
01:51 PM
#8
AceMos posted...
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangerous
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KnightofShikari
05/18/2024
01:51 PM
#9
ok, i'll wear an electric spike suit and just tackle the cassowary, impaling it and eletrocuting it to death. the spike suit leaves me hands bare so i technically follow the restrictions
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Foppe
05/18/2024
01:53 PM
#10
AceMos posted...
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangerous
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9319e28c.jpg
Australian bird.
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AceMos
05/18/2024
01:55 PM
#11
of course a hellbird would live in australia
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
DrizztLink
05/18/2024
01:56 PM
#12
I find myself casso-wary.
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Turducken
05/18/2024
01:56 PM
#13
I'll just run up real quick and kick it. That's technically fighting it, I didn't win but I don't have to, so I immediately call an end to the fight and enjoy that sweet cash.
THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE
Tyranthraxus
05/18/2024
02:00 PM
#14
Turducken posted...
I'll just run up real quick and kick it. That's technically fighting it, I didn't win but I don't have to, so I immediately call an end to the fight and enjoy that sweet cash.
Sure a couple seconds after winning the fight the Cassowary has ripped out your intestines.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
ssb_yunglink2
05/18/2024
02:02 PM
#15
unless i can wear some sort of armor then not a chance lmao

What good is a billion dollars if youre going to die almost immediately
Hee Ho
Mr_Karate_II
05/18/2024
02:04 PM
#16
Nope, no thanks.

I'm not fighting a dinosaur
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Turducken
05/18/2024
02:05 PM
#17
Tyranthraxus posted...

Sure a couple seconds after winning the fight the Cassowary has ripped out your intestines.

Nope. Fight's over. He isn't allowed to attack if we're not fighting.
THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE
ssb_yunglink2
05/18/2024
02:07 PM
#18
Turducken posted...
Nope. Fight's over. He isn't allowed to attack if we're not fighting.
you stopped fighting. That doesnt mean the bird did
Hee Ho
Vicious_Dios
05/18/2024
02:08 PM
#19
Deal, I'd wear a shit ton of Cassowary proof armor and punch it twice with just my exposed fists.

Or

Lasso its legs, and shut its beak, and 'fight it' as it squirms around on the floor using only my hands.

Thanks for the fake money.
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Turducken
05/18/2024
02:10 PM
#20
ssb_yunglink2 posted...

you stopped fighting. That doesnt mean the bird did

Fuckin' cheater birdinosaur.
THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE
Guide
05/18/2024
02:11 PM
#21
For a billion dollars, I'd risk it.
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UnholyMudcrab
05/18/2024
02:12 PM
#22
Cassowaries fucking dismember people. I ain't touching this deal.
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LeoRavus
05/18/2024
02:14 PM
#23
For a billion I'd fight 2 at once. As long as you can get to the neck it should be over fast.
This is where cool people write stuff.
ssb_yunglink2
05/18/2024
02:18 PM
#24
LeoRavus posted...
For a billion I'd fight 2 at once. As long as you can get to the neck it should be over fast.
dawg youre not getting to the neck of 1 much less 2

Look up videos of these things. Youd be hoping they get to your neck fast in a fight against 2 of them
Hee Ho
Foppe
05/18/2024
02:21 PM
#25
AceMos posted...
of course a hellbird would live in australia
*something exist*
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SauI_Goodman
05/18/2024
02:24 PM
#26
Tyranthraxus posted...
It's basically the last dinosaur on the planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2LkrR0_dw
Dude ate half the apple lmao timer should have kept going
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R1masher
05/18/2024
02:28 PM
#27
no problem, Ive watched enough karate movies to side step this bird and twist this mofo into a knot
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Solar_Crimson
05/18/2024
02:59 PM
#28
AceMos posted...
of course a hellbird would live in australia
They mostly live in Indonesia and Papua New Guinea. The Australian population is endangered.
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Tyranthraxus
05/18/2024
03:04 PM
#29
Solar_Crimson posted...
They mostly live in Indonesia and Papua New Guinea. The Australian population is endangered.
Because of invasive pigs destroying the habitat.

It's weird to think about sometimes when animals go extinct that the first thing that comes to mind is how the sea mink was hunted to extinction but in reality it's because we keep destroying the habitats or upsetting ecosystem equilibrium with invasive animals.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
LeCh0nk
05/18/2024
03:07 PM
#30
I'll shoot the thing.
@('_')@
Azn_Psycho
05/18/2024
03:09 PM
#31
Define "fighting".

Can I just smack it once and immediately flee? Preferably to a waiting vehicle, such as an ambulance, and be driven to safety?
Blah, blah, blah, and blah.
thronedfire2
05/18/2024
03:13 PM
#32
that's just a 3 foot turkey
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Turbam
05/18/2024
03:16 PM
#33
What's the Cassowary's name?
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Jiek_Fafn
05/18/2024
03:16 PM
#34
I'm confident enough at my chances to sucker punch it and win immediately
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divot1338
05/18/2024
03:19 PM
#35
I befriend it and then challenge the cassowary to an apple eating contest.

The apple is poison.
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Tyranthraxus
05/18/2024
03:21 PM
#36
Azn_Psycho posted...
Define "fighting".
You must engage it in such a way that it is sufficiently enraged that it attacks you.

You can definitely try to flee but good luck with that.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Touch
05/18/2024
03:25 PM
#37
Heh. Jokes on you. I'm actually more dangerous with my bare hands than with my swords.
Definitely not a hornypost
DrizztLink
05/18/2024
03:26 PM
#38
Touch posted...
Heh. Jokes on you. I'm actually more dangerous with my bare hands than with my swords.
You can't fight a bird with your bear hands, that's just science.
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divot1338
05/18/2024
03:27 PM
#39
DrizztLink posted...
You can't fight a bird with your bear hands, that's just science.
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KajeI
05/18/2024
03:29 PM
#40
Tyranthraxus posted...
You must engage it in such a way that it is sufficiently enraged that it attacks you.

You can definitely try to flee but good luck with that.
Do I get to pick the Cassowary?
Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding
and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is!
Tyranthraxus
05/18/2024
03:34 PM
#41
KajeI posted...
Do I get to pick the Cassowary?

It's an Adult Male Cassowary
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
KajeI
05/18/2024
03:34 PM
#42
Tyranthraxus posted...
It's an Adult Male Cassowary
Got it. I find the oldest Cassowary that looks like it's right on death's door and slap that one, then bravely run away.
Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding
and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is!
Turducken
05/18/2024
03:35 PM
#43
Not all adult male cassowarys are created equal. Pick a shrimpy, sickly-looking one.
THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE
AceMos
05/18/2024
05:34 PM
#44
isnt it typically female birds that are the more dangerous?

are last living dino birds different?>
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
Unsuprised_Pika
05/18/2024
05:38 PM
#45
So if I just sucker kick it in the back of the head and run for my life does that count?
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joe_stalin518
05/18/2024
05:40 PM
#46
Mordecai and Rigby couldn't fight one of those without calling baby duck friends, what could we do alone?
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