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"It was the least I could do" makes it sound like you didn't care enough to put more effort into doing whatever it was that you actually did, which seems strange to me.
I think you're hurting yourself, 'cause you hurt me
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It's a false modesty, to avoid agreeing that you did something special.
I appreciate you passive aggressive narcissism, instead of just saying thank you so I can say youre welcome now I have to be thankful that you appreciate me get that corn out of my face
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tankboy posted...
It's a false modesty, to avoid agreeing that you did something special.
I get how it's used, but it feels phony.

R1masher posted...
I appreciate you passive aggressive narcissism, instead of just saying thank you so I can say youre welcome now I have to be thankful that you appreciate me get that corn out of my face
I agree with this one somewhat, but I guess it depends on the context. If you don't have something that's actively deserving of thanks, appreciate definitely makes sense to me.
I think you're hurting yourself, 'cause you hurt me
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R1masher posted...
I appreciate you passive aggressive narcissism, instead of just saying thank you so I can say youre welcome now I have to be thankful that you appreciate me get that corn out of my face
Is it the "you" part?

I started saying "I appreciate it" when someone does something nice to me, especially strangers, coworkers. I've found that it makes people more happy than "thank you"
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R1masher posted...
I appreciate you passive aggressive narcissism, instead of just saying thank you so I can say youre welcome now I have to be thankful that you appreciate me get that corn out of my face

I don't agree with this. I say this to my friends all the time because I think they're great people.
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"You can't have your cake and eat it too" never sat right with me. What's the point in having cake if you can't eat it?

I eventually learned that the original saying was, "You can't eat your cake and have it too", which makes a lot more sense and gets the message across better. I have no idea why it was changed.
Thank you

really? Makes me so angry.
Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid?
Could care less to mean you couldnt care less.

Literally when its use to not mean literally.
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LordOfTheCats posted...
"You can't have your cake and eat it too" never sat right with me. What's the point in having cake if you can't eat it?

I eventually learned that the original saying was, "You can't eat your cake and have it too", which makes a lot more sense and gets the message across better. I have no idea why it was changed.
This has also been a big one for me. Even when I was little, I knew the expression simply just didn't make sense.

That being said, the original saying DOES make more sense. It not being used that way anymore is weird, >.<
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"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" what the FUCK are you talking about
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Choco posted...
"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" what the FUCK are you talking about
Besser ein Spatz in der Hand als eine Taube auf dem Dach
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Besser ein Spatz in der Hand als eine Taube auf dem Dach
this one is also dumb and insane why does every language have crazy people who try to grab birds
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GrandConjuraton posted...
This has also been a big one for me. Even when I was little, I knew the expression simply just didn't make sense.

That being said, the original saying DOES make more sense. It not being used that way anymore is weird, >.<
Both make sense.

You can't have your cake and eat it too because if you eat your cake, you no longer have your cake.

The original saying carries the meaning more front loaded though.
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Choco posted...
"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" what the FUCK are you talking about
It isn't about birds.

It's about what you have is worth as much/more than what you don't have (even if that amount you don't have is a higher amount)
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Choco posted...
"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" what the FUCK are you talking about

This one makes sense but I dont think its ever explained to people when they are younger.

It basically means its often better to have the guarantee of one quantity of a thing in your possession than have the chance to obtain two you dont have.

I guess if youre hunting its better to have one badger you can take back to camp you already own than the possibility of catching two badgers that may both run away.
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wackyteen posted...
Both make sense.

You can't have your cake and eat it too because if you eat your cake, you no longer have your cake.

The original saying carries the meaning more front loaded though.
Well, I'll put it a different way. The expression more commonly used today didn't make sense to me because the meaning wasn't explicit; I always took it as "here's your cake, but you can't enjoy it". It's not until seeing the original meaning that I can get the intended meaning for how it's used now.
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GrandConjuraton posted...
Well, I'll put it a different way. The expression more commonly used today didn't make sense to me because the meaning wasn't explicit; I always took it as "here's your cake, but you can't enjoy it". It's not until seeing the original meaning that I can get the intended meaning for how it's used now.
It certainly doesn't help that "having cake" almost always just means eating it in the first place.
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I hate Show up and how its used in a therapy / clinical way.

like you need to show up for your child

Just a cringy way of saying care more and give a shit.
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SwayM posted...
I hate Show up and how its used in a therapy / clinical way.

like you need to show up for your child

Just a cringy way of saying care more and give a shit.

You can not care and not give a shit and still show up.

Sometimes the least you need to do for someone is show up/be there. Because your absence takes away so much. Even if you're there and being a detriment, at least you took the time to be present instead of fucking off somewhere else.
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wackyteen posted...
Both make sense.

You can't have your cake and eat it too because if you eat your cake, you no longer have your cake.

The original saying carries the meaning more front loaded though.
Lol exactly. There's absolutely no difference in either saying, so why they'd be confused by one and not the other is beyond me.
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GregsMedley posted...
"With a collective experience of over 500 years in the ______ industry..."

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
I didn't realize how much beef I had with this sentence until you typed it out.

It's like saying five 2-year-olds have equal experience to the ten year old. It is clearly meaningless
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"The customer is always right"

No you idiot you're wrong, and saying this won't change the price and/or stock levels
TMOG posted...
"The customer is always right"

No you idiot you're wrong, and saying this won't change the price and/or stock levels

It's not even the full quote. And even the full quote isn't about customers being intrinsically right about everything. It's about supply and demand.
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LordOfTheCats posted...
"You can't have your cake and eat it too" never sat right with me. What's the point in having cake if you can't eat it?

I eventually learned that the original saying was, "You can't eat your cake and have it too", which makes a lot more sense and gets the message across better. I have no idea why it was changed.


I prefer "and keep it too" to be even clearer
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"I could care less"

Oh yeah, how could you care less? Do you need to be paid to care less?

Obviously it's couldn't care less.

Also when atheists/anti-theists still use religious terminology that denotes any deity, e.g. "god damnit", "holy shit", "Jesus Christ!", "Oh my god". It just goes to show how strongly ingrained Judeo-Christianity is within even the very basic English we all learn growing up just by existing and hearing others use it. I myself only don't use that terminology because as a child I wanted to intentionally work on "thou shalt not use the Lord's name in vain", so my vocabulary intentionally developed without it. I do still use "damn" and "hell", though.
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tankboy posted...
It's a false modesty, to avoid agreeing that you did something special.
It's also said so that the person receiving help doesn't feel bad because the other has had to make an effort, alter their plans, or whatever.

It downplays the obligation, and can be a kind thing to say.
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Yeah, went into this topic to talk about the cake too.

If I want to have some cake, I want it so I can eat it. I'm not going to put it on a pedestal so I can watch it in admiration.

Other thing:

"Chances are 50/50, it either happens, or it doesn't"

If I hear that, everything in me cringes in pure anger.
Planning is the process of replacing chance with error.
Karovorak posted...
Yeah, went into this topic to talk about the cake too.

If I want to have some cake, I want it so I can eat it. I'm not going to put it on a pedestal so I can watch it in admiration.

Ha, yeah, that would have been my alternative to bring up.

Like...why can't I have my cate and eat it too? Isn't that the whole point of getting a cake? To eat it?
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Kradek posted...
Ha, yeah, that would have been my alternative to bring up.

Like...why can't I have my cate and eat it too? Isn't that the whole point of getting a cake? To eat it?
You can have your cake.
You can eat your cake.
But you can't do both: once you have eaten your cake, you no longer have it.
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ai123 posted...
You can have your cake.
You can eat your cake.
But you can't do both: once you have eaten your cake, you no longer have it.

But I can only eat my cake because I have it.

No cake = No eating of cake

There can't be an effect without a cause.
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State 1: You buy a cake. You now have 1 cake. You now have eaten 0 cake.
State 2: You eat a cake. You now have 0 cake. You now have eaten 1 cake.

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Cartoon_Quoter posted...
State 1: You buy a cake. You now have 1 cake. You now have eaten 0 cake.
State 2: You eat a cake. You now have 0 cake. You now have eaten 1 cake.

But once again, "you can't have you cake and eat it, too". You can only even eat said cake because you have it. If you can never have your cake then you can also never eat it as you need to have said cake in order to imbibe, meaning that it's either both or neither.

You can have your cake and eat it, too, or you can't have your cake and also cannot eat it, because there is no cake, the cake is a lie.
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Kradek posted...
But I can only eat my cake because I had it. [past tense].

No cake = No eating of cake

There can't be an effect without a cause.
Fixed.

Because if you eat your cake, you can no longer have that cake. The cake is gone.

You can't have a cake and have eaten that cake simultaneously.
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Most of these aren't even commonly said
ai123 posted...
But if you eat your cake, you can no longer have that cake. The cake is gone.

You can't have a cake and eat a cake simultaneously.

Well yes, but that is the state of all food. This expression is just basically "this is how having food works".

Also, you could eat only a portion of said cake. If I only eat half of the cake and leave the rest to rot, then I've both eaten the cake and retained the cake.
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R1masher posted...
I appreciate you passive aggressive narcissism, instead of just saying thank you so I can say youre welcome now I have to be thankful that you appreciate me get that corn out of my face

It honestly bothers me that this is what bothers you because I say this and genuinely mean it, so it feels like a personal attack even though I know it's not.

Choco posted...
"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" what the FUCK are you talking about

It's better to have a lesser amount of a certain thing than to have a greater amount of an uncertain thing.

Think about it like this, having $100 in your hands is more real than thinking about what it'd be like to have thousands in your hand.
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Kradek posted...
Well yes, but that is the state of all food. This expression is just basically "this is how having food works".

Yes. The phrase takes the commonly understood process of how food works, and uses it as a metaphor. It is rarely, if ever used to refer to actual cake.

Also, you could eat only a portion of said cake. If I only eat half of the cake and leave the rest to rot, then I've both eaten the cake and retained the cake.

That's a part cake. You have transformed the object. You no longer have the cake.
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