$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.

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Current Events » $50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
Including you. No one will be allowed to eat any kind of meat ever again.
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Do I still desire to eat meat, prevented only by this magical curse, or is the desire entirely removed?
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Does this include animals? Cause if so then hell no, that would cause so many problems.
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Yes immediately take the deal. Would be a tremendous boon for climate change and fix lots of other problems too like overfishing.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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I feel like the flaw on this is that the world isnt really ready for a switch for everyone to be vegan overnight. The infrastructure isnt there but thats a a lot of money

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Would it happen suddenly, or would it happen at a slower more natural speed?
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That sounds incredibly unhealthy
rip animals lol
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Deal. Im not a vegan, but a lot of plant based 'meat' are actually really good.
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Not a chance in hell. I would rather die than ever go vegan. This carnivore loves his meat. I need meat.

I mean look at this glorious site:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcTTKXmvnaQ&t=93s
And all that gorgeous meat.

Meat is life.
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does this include bacteria that breaks down dead meat?
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You kill the entire world for $50B?!?!?!
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Whats the downside?
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Mew posted...
Whats the downside?
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Mew posted...
Whats the downside?
Collapse of the food chain. Mass starvation. End of civilization.
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"Kill all tires"
I love food and cook with meat every day, but you're basically asking me "fix every problem in your life and also much of the problems the planet has"

For $50 billion you can afford a michelin star chef for life who will cook you the best food of your life, vegan or no
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Provided 2 things I take the deal there is no negative outcome such as certain animal populations getting out of hand or atleast people go out and thin the herd if they do. Dont have to eat the meat. And stuff like the impossible whopper still exists. It's not as good as the real thing but it's close enough it just like has a different after taste.
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
Provided 2 things I take the deal there is no negative outcome such as certain animal populations getting out of hand or atleast people go out and thin the herd if they do. Dont have to eat the meat. And stuff like the impossible whopper still exists. It's not as good as the real thing but it's close enough it just like has a different after taste.

Of all the vegan food replacement things, I think burgers are right up there with basically indistinguishable in a lot of cases. Or at least, very very good.

Like once you get a brioche bun and toast it and then add lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, ketchup etc...there's a lot of flavour there regardless of what the patty is made of.
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No way, I love kitties too much to kill them off :<
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Deal
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I seriously doubt anyone but factory farmers would pass this up. Even then how many cows would they have to slaughter to earn 50 billion.

With everyone going vegan, there would be more push to increase the quality of vegan food and meat substitutes.
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pinky0926 posted...
Of all the vegan food replacement things, I think burgers are right up there with basically indistinguishable in a lot of cases. Or at least, very very good.

Like once you get a brioche bun and toast it and then add lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, ketchup etc...there's a lot of flavour there regardless of what the patty is made of.

I can' easily taste the difference but I think I have a more sensitive pallete than most people which could explain why I'm picky
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Shadowblade posted...
Including you. No one will be allowed to eat any kind of meat ever again.

Does this only apply to humans?

What does "no one will be allowed" mean? Is it illegal? Does a magic being smack you upside the head if you try to eat meat or cheese? Is it literally impossible to eat it?
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I'd do this for free as someone who isn't even vegan lol
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
I can' easily taste the difference but I think I have a more sensitive pallete than most people which could explain why I'm picky

I can tell but it's still like, genuinely good (imo).

Can't say the same for facon or vegan spare ribs or any of that seitan fake meat stuff
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LeoRavus posted...
I seriously doubt anyone but factory farmers would pass this up. Even then how many cows would they have to slaughter to earn 50 billion.

With everyone going vegan, there would be more push to increase the quality of vegan food and meat substitutes.
The number would be astronomical. It would take a year to eat through the whole cattle population. Let's not forget pigs, chickens and turkeys. You then have wild animals like deer and wild turkeys that we hunt and eat to keep the population numbers down. How much havoc it would cause. So my vote is no. Don't need the money that bad
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Only if the switch is gradual, as an automatic switch would cause too many issues globally.
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I forgot about cheese. I change my answer no deal.
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already vegan so fuck yeah

Guide posted...
Do I still desire to eat meat, prevented only by this magical curse, or is the desire entirely removed?

the desire will go away naturally. meat is so gross to me at this point, knowing where it comes kills any desire i had to eat it.

Rika_Furude posted...
That sounds incredibly unhealthy

it's not. you should probably take supplements for B12 and iron. but otherwise a vegan diet can be nutritionally complete.

study from Oxford: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7613518/

Nukazie posted...
rip animals lol

i mean ..... what do you think farming does?

YugiNoob posted...
No way, I love kitties too much to kill them off :<

nothing in the OP suggests killing pets?
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Win win?
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
nothing in the OP suggests killing pets?
Cats, among many other creatures NEED meat. Going vegan would literally cause them to go extinct.

And not only meat; bees eat honey, which isnt vegan. Bye bye bees, bye bye pollination.

Theres more than humans in this world. Gotta try thinking of more than yourself. Because if it was just me, I would go vegan for a fraction of that money. But I wouldnt force that choice upon the world, even if it didnt cause the ecosystem to collapse.
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Would I still be able to drink cows milk?

I would do it for $50 billion
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YugiNoob posted...
Cats, among many other creatures NEED meat. Going vegan would literally cause them to go extinct.

And not only meat; bees eat honey, which isnt vegan. Bye bye bees, bye bye pollination.

Theres more than humans in this world. Gotta try thinking of more than yourself. Because if it was just me, I would go vegan for a fraction of that money. But I wouldnt force that choice upon the world, even if it didnt cause the ecosystem to collapse.

I'm pretty sure TC just meant humans go vegan. Not positive but most people would just assume that but people on the internet seem to enjoy mental gymnastics
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ClayGuida posted...
Win win?

Yeah. Other than the world's ecosystem collapsing, it's definitely a "win-win".
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
I'm pretty sure TC just meant humans go vegan. Not positive but most people would just assume that but people on the internet seem to enjoy mental gymnastics
Shotgunnova posted...
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Baron_Ox posted...
does this include bacteria that breaks down dead meat?
HOON posted...
Collapse of the food chain. Mass starvation. End of civilization.
Nukazie posted...
rip animals lol
MisterPengy posted...
Does this only apply to humans?
bigblu89 posted...
Yeah. Other than the world's ecosystem collapsing, it's definitely a "win-win".

I mean TC really shouldve been more specific, because Im clearly not the only one with this view.

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YugiNoob posted...
Cats, among many other creatures NEED meat. Going vegan would literally cause them to go extinct.

my understanding of the OP is that it only applies to humans because of the wording "no one". we don't typically refer to animals that way.
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
I'm pretty sure TC just meant humans go vegan. Not positive but most people would just assume that but people on the internet seem to enjoy mental gymnastics

Even still, if it was just humans, if we woke up tomorrow and everyone was instantly vegan, it would mean about 3.5 BILLION grazing animals and another 19 BILLION chicken that were marked for slaughter would be released into the wild, where most would starve to death or be eaten by predators.

If you want that on on your conscious, enjoy.

Which is why I originally said it would be a disaster if you just flipped a switch. It would have to be a gradual move towards veganism over the course of many years, even decades.
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bigblu89 posted...
it would mean about 3.5 BILLION grazing animals and another 19 BILLION chicken that were marked for slaughter would be released into the wild,

or they would just be slaughtered, which is what would have happened anyway. the benefit being that no more will suffer after that, instead of a continual process of slaughtering billions of living creatures over and over and over.

92.2 billion animals are slaughtered for food every year. this would put a permanent stop to that

https://www.humanesociety.org/blog/more-animals-ever-922-billion-are-used-and-killed-each-year-food
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
or they would just be slaughtered, which is what would have happened anyway.
If theyre slaughtered under current conditions, at the very least theyre being put to use. In this hypothetical, youre just gonna kill them for no reason and have a shitload of animal corpses, rotting away.
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YugiNoob posted...
If theyre slaughtered under current conditions, at the very least theyre being put to use. In this hypothetical, youre just gonna kill them for no reason and have a shitload of animal corpses, rotting away.

yup. or we could compromise and say that is the final slaughter. or we could use the animals for pet food, since we would presumably need something to feed cats, etc.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
or they would just be slaughtered, which is what would have happened anyway. the benefit being that no more will suffer after that, instead of a continual process of slaughtering billions of living creatures over and over and over.

92.2 billion animals are slaughtered for food every year. this would put a permanent stop to that

https://www.humanesociety.org/blog/more-animals-ever-922-billion-are-used-and-killed-each-year-food

Ok. That's all well and good. Which, AGAIN, is why I said it would have to be a gradual move towards veganism, becasue releasing them all into the wild all at once would kill off more of them anyway.

I swear, people on here would rather dig their heels in and double down on their viewpoint before admitting that they may even slightly not understand what is being said, just becasue they don't agree with it.
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bigblu89 posted...
Which is why I originally said it would be a disaster if you just flipped a switch. It would have to be a gradual move towards veganism over the course of many years, even decades.
The only "disaster" would be an economic one as anyone depending on the meat industry would suddenly be out of a job.

That said everyone going "full vegan" doesn't make sense from a more pragmatic viewpoint. I assume TC just meant vegan sustenance. There's a lot of medicine that uses gelatin and vegan equivalents aren't always appropriate.
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Shadowblade posted...
Including you. No one will be allowed to eat any kind of meat ever again.

So I can still have cheese. Good enough.

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bigblu89 posted...


Ok. That's all well and good. Which, AGAIN, is why I said it would have to be a gradual move towards veganism, becasue releasing them all into the wild all at once would kill off more of them anyway.

I swear, people on here would rather dig their heels in and double down on their viewpoint before admitting that they may even slightly not understand what is being said, just becasue they don't agree with it.

i hear what you're saying, i just don't think it applies to this scenario. had the OP been framed in a way that suggested from this point forward, no animals would be slaughtered by humans, i'd be in more agreement with you. but that's not what it says -- it just says that humans can't eat meat.

why not enact a one time, final slaughter and use that as the final round of meat? and where did you get this notion that they would 'have' to be released into the wild? we could slaughter them and dispose of the corpses if we couldn't use them for other things

Tyranthraxus posted...
There's a lot of medicine that uses gelatin and vegan equivalents aren't always appropriate.

and many vegans are accepting of compromises on things like that.
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Ryven posted...
a lot of plant based 'meat' are actually really good.


i tried some of them. the burgers are fine.

for some reason they cant nail down the plant based chicken to be edible (last package i bought, could eat the 1st serving no problem). just got bad after that.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
yup. or we could compromise and say that is the final slaughter. or we could use the animals for pet food, since we would presumably need something to feed cats, etc.
The best compromise in this situation would be dependent on how everything went down. Best case scenario:

  • Only humans affected
  • Change is allowed to be made gradually


Then we wouldnt need to waste animals, and farms could be gradually shrunk to cover only the meat needed for pets since people wouldnt be needing any.
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Veganism is a human thing guys. Animals cannot be vegan.
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