Wallnau: Trump lost the debate because of witchcraft

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https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/09/maga-preacher-says-witchcraft-caused-trumps-debate-disaster/

As even Donald Trumps most ardent supporters are admitting Tuesday nights debate performance was a trainwreck for the former president see Megan Kelley telling Taylor Swift eff you in frustration over the pop stars well-timed endorsement and salt rub his truly fringe fans are making a case that supernatural intervention caused Trumps failure.

Lance Wallnau, a Christian nationalist MAGA pastor with a history of outlandish claims including one about the healing effects of anointed cake for those rejecting their homosexuality said a figurative kill box orchestrated by the debate co-moderators caused woes for the twice-impeached felon last night.

Wallnau is calling it witchcraft.

When I say witchcraft I am talking about what happened tonight, Wallnau posted to X not long after what will likely be Trumps final debate meltdown.

Wallnau witnessed occult-empowered deception, manipulation and domination, he testified. Thats what ABC pulled off as moderators, and Kamalas script handlers set up the kill box.

In this analogy, One-sided questions and fact-checking sealed the box. Witchcraft.

Its not over yet, Wallnau prophesied, but something supernatural needs to disrupt this counterfeit momentum because the same public that voted in [Democratic former President Barack] Obama is voting again and her deception is advancing.

Chanting Beettlejuice Beetlejuice was not among his suggestions.

In fact, Wallnau had no suggestions for stopping Trumps late-stage decay, other than a hoped-for deus ex machina to bring new life to his tragic story.

Its not unlike the former presidents lack of solutions for the disaster that he describes as America. Were going to hell, the twice-impeached felon likes to say.

Speak for yourself, Mr. President.

Last month, Wallnau predicted that Harris, whom he called demonic, would choose Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg as her running mate in order to stoke national divisions over racism and perversion.

He said that God personally told him Harris is a 2.0 version of Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, except with an augmented heat-seeking missile capacity to stir up strife and civil war. Harris casts herself as a woman against a male majority, he said, and as a Black minority against a white majority.

In a speech to Christian fundamentalists, Wallnau said God is helping get rid of the gays from a formerly righteous nation.

We need to be praying for the unfinished work of the United States because Americas gotten off track, he said. Its promoting lesbian transgender ideology globally. Its putting the LGBTQ flag, even the BLM [Black Lives Matter] flag, up with our national flag. And God is taking that down.

Wallnaus claims over anointed cake involved a group of hookers who used to hang out at a bar whose owner was gay and very adamantly anti-Christian.

The sex workers baked a cake and prayed over it, Wallnau said, making it an anointed cake. When the bar owner ate the cake, the power of God hit him and he was baptized and delivered. The gay spirit inhabiting the bar owners body, Wallnau rejoiced, had left him.
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Lol no, that's bullshit. He lost the debate because you touch yourself at night .
And they say that a Trumble will save us...
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She believes in God when something she likes happens.

But if something happens she doesn't like, it's gotta me witchcraft. Magic. Couldn't possibly be God's will that her idol gets embarrassed. God would never do that!
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Part of me wishes we lived in there world they believe in. Magic and fantastical intervention.

But then I remember what all that belief did to them and I dunno...
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Why do they go to witchcraft. Maybe that god that they worship is the reason Trump sucked last night.
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HylianFox posted...
He said that God personally told him Harris is a 2.0 version of Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, except with an augmented heat-seeking missile capacity to stir up strife and civil war. Harris casts herself as a woman against a male majority, he said, and as a Black minority against a white majority.


This statement is also quite telling. He sees Harris being a woman and Harris being black as inherently antagonistic towards white men. As if her being a minority means she's against the majority by default.
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Wallnau: Trump lost the debate
"Tether even a roasted chicken."
- Yamamoto Tsunetomo
So, everybody believes Trump lost but Trump.
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The sex workers baked a cake and prayed over it, Wallnau said, making it an anointed cake. When the bar owner ate the cake, the power of God hit him and he was baptized and delivered. The gay spirit inhabiting the bar owners body, Wallnau rejoiced, had left him.

It's hard to read that and belive we're in a civilized society.
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Phantom_Nook posted...
any reason other than "he's fucking stupid" works for them.

^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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Umbreon posted...
She believes in God when something she likes happens.

But if something happens she doesn't like, it's gotta me witchcraft. Magic. Couldn't possibly be God's will that her idol gets embarrassed. God would never do that!

A conservative who crystal witchcraft cause a fellow bigot wasn't doing so well. Yeah I'm not creative enough to make up such a lame scenario.
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It's such a crazy contrast between Democrats and Republicans.

Biden has a really shitty performance in a debate? Democrats take the loss for what it is, regroup and decide that Biden isn't the one to take the party forward for the Election.

Trump has a really shitty performance in a debate? WITCHCRAFT!!!! 3VS 1!!!!! KAMALA KNEW ALL THE QUESTIONS!!!

What a legion of fucking babies.
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Umbreon posted...
She believes in God when something she likes happens.

But if something happens she doesn't like, it's gotta me witchcraft. Magic. Couldn't possibly be God's will that her idol gets embarrassed. God would never do that!
A separate MAGA pastor also prayed for divine intervention during the debate beforehand. Something about wanting God to silence the liar and the spirit of truth to descend upon the debate.

So, it sounds like He listened and gave them exactly what they asked for.

Or they can admit their God is weak and able to be stopped by mortals with sage wands and crystals. Their choice.
Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice.
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Did the immigrants sacrifice the dogs and cats to perform the blood magick for the spell?

If not, can we give that rumour some traction anyway to see how long it takes Trump to seriously suggest it on the national stage?
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Their god is just so fucking weak, can't even protect his most important people from witchcraft. Pathetic.
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Enclave posted...
Their god is just so fucking weak, can't even protect his most important people from witchcraft. Pathetic.
It's not that God is weak. It's just that Trump is about as unholy as you can get and isn't worthy of divine protection.
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Enclave posted...
Their god is just so fucking weak, can't even protect his most important people from witchcraft. Pathetic.

Biden defeated God.
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Maybe those JRPGs villains were on to something about humanity being trash.
Trump lost the debate because Kamala Harris is bewitching

That is neither her fault nor her problem.
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Fact-checking = witchcraft

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kind9 posted...
Fact-checking = witchcraft
Well a woman being intelligent and capable, or anything less than subservient to a man, used to mean she was a witch. So it tracks that being corrected by one would be considered witchcraft by the fucks.
Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice.
My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. They/Them
God, who is all knowing and all powerful and perfect and sent Trump personally to save America, is foiled by human witch craft.

Yes. Perfectly sane people
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If witchcraft were a thing it would be used for a lot more than making him lose a debate
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HylianFox posted...
The sex workers baked a cake and prayed over it, Wallnau said, making it an anointed cake. When the bar owner ate the cake, the power of God hit him and he was baptized and delivered. The gay spirit inhabiting the bar owners body, Wallnau rejoiced, had left him.
Sounds a lot like witchcraft to be honest.
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Umbreon posted...
She believes in God when something she likes happens.

But if something happens she doesn't like, it's gotta me witchcraft. Magic. Couldn't possibly be God's will that her idol gets embarrassed. God would never do that!
Also you'd assume an all powerful god's will couldn't be defeated by some random human casting spells
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LividDK posted...
Sounds a lot like witchcraft to be honest.

No no you got it all wrong. THAT is the power of the holy spirit.

Or whatever bullshit they claim.
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HighSeraph posted...
Also you'd assume an all powerful god's will couldn't be defeated by some random human casting spells

Witchcraft is God's weakness
"I dreamt I was a moron."
Remember this utter madness?

https://youtu.be/vyZpJX7Ww0M

Seems God wasn't all that keen on Trump after all.

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the power of
ONE

the power of
TWO

the power of
MAANNNY

Harris is a witch!!!
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the power of
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the power of
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the power of
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What power?
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HighSeraph posted...
What power?

witchcraft
This sort of Witchcraft?

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I just noticed the article writer only said Beetlejuice twice. Beetlejuice is real!
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lol...the big part is where he admits Trump lost.
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Okay. It's ether that or admit Trump lost because he sucks.
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the same public that voted in [Democratic former President Barack] Obama is voting again and her deception is advancing

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Witchcraft, eh?
Why is idiocracy so real?
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Also if Kamala was a witch, that would actually be pretty cool. It would be nice to have a president who can use magic to deal with the likes of Putin, Kim Jong Un, etc.
At least he admit trump lost.
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