Ironically, "Epstein killed himself and there is no client list" is almost certainly the truth. The GOP spent years lying about it though and they are now backed into a corner with nothing to show for it and they're trying to come clean but nobody believes the truth anymore after having been lied to for so long.
Classic boy who cried wolf situation. In reverse now the whole village is hunting for a wolf that isn't there.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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