$1 million or Trump becomes a socialist

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money because my prediction would be that by the end of next week now-socialist Trump will have fallen out of a conveniently placed window so they can make Vance the president

(seriously, I'd put better odds on Capcom making Darkstalkers 4 than the GOP, techbros and the Heritage Foundation ever accepting an actual left-winger as their president .)
Born to lose, live to win!
I got tired of the AbsolutelyNoOne joke.