ICE claims it has received 100,000 applications in less than two weeks

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Current Events » ICE claims it has received 100,000 applications in less than two weeks
Bare in mind these numbers are possibly completely made up, like their numbers about ICE agents being assaulted.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) today announced it has officially received over 100,000 applications from patriotic Americans who want to join ICE and help remove the worst of the worst criminal illegal aliens from the United States.

Our country is calling you to serve at ICE. In the wake of the Biden administrations failed immigration policies, your country needs dedicated men and women of ICE to get the worst of the worst criminals out of our country, said Secretary Kristi Noem. This is a defining moment in our nations history. Your skills, your experience, and your courage have never been more essential. Together, we must defend the homeland. JOIN.ICE.GOV.

U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem recently announced ICE waived age limits for new applicants so even more patriots qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from Americas streets. All ICE law enforcement recruits are required to go through medical screening, drug screening, and complete a physical fitness test.

Backed by significant new funding through the recently signed One Big Beautiful Bill, ICE is offering a robust package of federal law enforcement incentives. You may be entitled to these benefits:

A maximum $50,000 signing bonus

Student loan repayment and forgiveness options

25% Law Enforcement Availability Pay (LEAP) for HSI Special Agents

Administratively Uncontrollable Overtime (AUI) for Enforcement Removal Operations (ERO) Deportation Officers

Enhanced retirement benefits

https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/08/12/ice-receives-100000-applications-patriotic-americans-who-want-help-remove-murderers
I'll take exaggerated claims for $100.
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I believe it the U.S. has around 343 million people? So 100000 sounds accurate especially when approximately 1/3 of Americans voted for trump
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Who the fuck believes those numbers. They can't post the real ones because Trump would call them fake and fire the messenger.
nocturnal_traveler posted...
I'll take exaggerated claims for $100.

Coincidently, that is how much the signing bonus will actually be.
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Are they real or just bots? Cause every job is flooded with applicants.
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They're lying. If they were actually getting that many applicants, there wouldn't be so many incentives offered to join.
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How many of them are from the pardoned J6ers who werent immediately re-arrested for possessing CP?
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That must be why they removed the age range, because of so many applicants. Or offered to forgive student loans, because of so many applicants.
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Infinite money hack:

  1. Apply for ICE.
  2. Get $50k sign-on bonus.
  3. Resign.
  4. Apply for ICE again.
  5. Gen another $50k sign-on bonus.
  6. Repeat ad nauseam.
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Coincidently, that is how much the signing bonus will actually be.
exaggerated claims? yeah, they'll be given $100 in coupons or something only usable at certain trump businesses, but you need to spend $10000 to redeem them
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Tfw they get more money as a sign on bonus than I make in a year ._.
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Sign of a bad economy

Lots of people been unemployed and yeah it will be enticing to easily get a job no questions asked just be racist
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I don't doubt they received that many applications

How many of them are real applications from real people is an entirely different question
GeminiDeus posted...
Infinite money hack:

1. Apply for ICE.
2. Get $50k sign-on bonus.
3. Resign.
4. Apply for ICE again.
5. Gen another $50k sign-on bonus.
6. Repeat ad nauseam.

Bonus usually required a term of employment for a certain amount of time
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