Star Wars Episode X written/directed by Hideo Kojima

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SocialistGamer
08/24/2025
03:53 PM
#1
Would you be excited? >__>
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IronTusk
08/24/2025
03:55 PM
#2
Nope
OmegaShinkai
08/24/2025
03:57 PM
#3
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UnrivaledKoopa
08/24/2025
04:02 PM
#4
Literally the only Star Wars Id bother to watch is if they adapted Lucas treatments for his sequel trilogy, and theyre wacky and controversial enough with Whills and midichlorians that I doubt they ever will.
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WingsOfGood
08/24/2025
04:09 PM
#5
The force would be used in novel insane ways like gathering fart gas into air pockets and unleashing then during a lightsaber duel

One man will use a bladess lightsaber

Another will have each fingertip a mini lightsaber

One will have a tail that is a lightsaber

Midrochlorians will be discovered to be tiny nanomachines
boxoto
08/24/2025
04:10 PM
#6
Midrochlorians, son
Don't you agree, Zach?
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WingsOfGood
08/24/2025
04:13 PM
#7
Force miniquake

Force a.i. hacking

Force make enemy mind into a baby

Force sniper

Always a sniper

Force that is just a cardboard box
pedro45
08/24/2025
04:13 PM
#8
Episode X? No.
Episode VII? Yes.
A new movie that discounts Disney? Yes.
Star Wars needs a reboot for any more sequels at this point. It's too much of a mess with how Disney retconned and ruined many things.
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HighSeraph
08/24/2025
04:14 PM
#9
Kojima is hilariously overrated
She's like a cat in the dark.
She/Her
TMOG
08/24/2025
04:15 PM
#10
"There's a reason this female Jedi warrior has to fight in the nude. Once you learn it you'll feel ashamed for wanting her to cover up."
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WingsOfGood
08/24/2025
04:15 PM
#11
TMOG posted...
"There's a reason this female Jedi warrior has to fight in the nude. Once you learn it you'll feel ashamed for wanting her to cover up."

Amen
Mechu
08/24/2025
04:19 PM
#12
At this point, fuck it, why the hell not.
WingsOfGood
08/24/2025
04:19 PM
#13
Darth Slithertail

Darth Foxfangs
Strider102
08/24/2025
04:22 PM
#14
Somehow, Palpatine returned, again, because of nanomachines.
"I dreamt I was a moron."
WingsOfGood
08/24/2025
04:30 PM
#15
the empire faction would be creating a new Death Star

except this time it would be extremely portable

attached to the back of a giant mechanoid titled Metal StarWarrior

one of the enemies would be a Mandalorian without a helmet whose preferred weapon is a colt revolver and they would exclaim it is still the greatest handgun ever made
KFHEWUI
08/24/2025
05:17 PM
#16
Nah.

Neil Breen on the other hand...
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Justin2Krelian
08/24/2025
05:24 PM
#17
Hide Kojima of the 2000s yes, today not so much
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masterpug53
08/24/2025
07:15 PM
#18
"Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"Darth Plagueis?"
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
WingsOfGood
08/24/2025
07:21 PM
#19
masterpug53 posted...
"Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"Darth Plagueis?"

screen shifts to a bunch of still images moving at a rapid pace

"yes, the galactic date was bby 150, those days the high republic carefully guarded the boundaries of the systems."
BlackScythe0
08/24/2025
07:28 PM
#20
lol no.
Kisai
08/24/2025
07:39 PM
#21
"Test audiences liked the movie too much, so we rewrote and reshot a few parts of the movie so it'd be more divisive."
WHO MODS THE MODERATORS?
monkmith
08/24/2025
07:41 PM
#22
it sounds like a glorious train wreck.
Taarsidath-an halsaam.
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McMarbles
08/24/2025
07:42 PM
#23
She runs around naked because it makes it easier to connect to the Force.
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specialkid8
08/24/2025
07:57 PM
#24
I'd kill for a Kojima space opera but not actual star wars.
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