June '26 UFC fight @ the White House - We have surpassed Idiocracy

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Current Events » June '26 UFC fight @ the White House - We have surpassed Idiocracy
We have officially surpassed Idiocracy. At least The Rehabilitation in Idiocracy took place in a different venue. Trump is literally pushing for a cage match on the White House lawn

A much-hyped cage match is on track to take place at the White House in June 2026, with fireworks and light shows, fighter weigh-ins at the Lincoln Memorial and fan activities spread across the National Mall.
A White House spokesperson confirmed the news to The Hill on Friday, following an initial report from The Wall Street Journal, but did not provide additional details.
The UFCs octagon cage will be erected on the White House south lawn to host the match, which President Trump first teased in July.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5488203-white-house-ufc-cage-match-2026/
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devilminion posted...
literally pushing for a cage match on the White House lawn
I mean, I'm into that as a concept. I just don't like Trump or Dana White.
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Oh for fucks sake.... How are trump Voters not embarrassed over this.. Like this makes the white house and presidency looks like a joke

Also please.. PLEASE let it fucking Monsoon, Thunderstorm, let the weather completely fuck this over
Think this is because Trump is tired of getting his feelings hurt by being booed at sporting events? Just bring the event to a friendly venue he can control!

It's probably because he's a lazy fuck that doesn't want to actually have to walk anywhere and loves stupid ass spectacles for TV.
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Raiden2909 posted...
Oh for fucks sake.... How are trump Voters not embarrassed over this.. Like this makes the white house and presidency looks like a joke
They are completely devoid of shame, that's how. You'd have better luck with getting a pig to feel embarrassed about wallowing in mud and feces than you would with making a MAGAt feel embarrassed about looking like a stupid jackass.

Also please.. PLEASE let it fucking Monsoon, Thunderstorm, let the weather completely fuck this over
I'm personally hoping for a tornado to whisk Donnie away to the magical land of Oz, myself. Let him be the Munchkins' problem.
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I wonder how uppity people will get after we tell the UFC people taking part that they're pieces of shit for it.
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i remember a friend of mine telling me about this and i thought to myself "surely you jest!"

then i remembered what plain of reality we unfortunately live in...
Trump is the most cartooney president villain ever....and his base cant see that.
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hivebent4life posted...
In Idiocracy, Camacho at least has genuinely good intentions

Yeah I think an important difference people keep missing is that a lot of the people in charge in Idiocracy wanted to make things better, they were just too stupid to figure out how. That they actually sought out an expert (well a regular dude that just happened to be the smartest person alive at that time) is commendable show of humility and not at all what this administration would do.
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DrizztLink posted...
I wonder how uppity people will get after we tell the UFC people taking part that they're pieces of shit for it.
Given that the most outspoken fighters I've seen being excited about this are Conor McGregor and Jon Jones, two huge assholes widely hated by MMA fans, I optimistically think you'd get a lot of agreement in the online space at least.
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Can't wait to see the turnout for this one
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ssjevot posted...
Yeah I think an important difference people keep missing is that a lot of the people in charge in Idiocracy wanted to make things better, they were just too stupid to figure out how. That they actually sought out an expert (well a regular dude that just happened to be the smartest person alive at that time) is commendable show of humility and not at all what this administration would do.

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