For a second I wondered if it would even be worth it
As it turns out pizza for the rest of my life, not counting inflation, would cost about $150k. I dunno why I thought it would be so much more expensive than that. I guess I'm just used to thinking of crappy restaurants as expensive AF.
Arguing on CE be all like:
https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ