$5,000,000 but you have to order Pizza Hut every day for the rest of your life.

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Current Events » $5,000,000 but you have to order Pizza Hut every day for the rest of your life.
Deal?
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Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.
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Bass posted...
Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.

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Whats the downside?
Bass posted...
Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.

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I could easily live a happy life eating those cheesy breadsticks
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I like Pizza Hut, but IDK where one is that didn't close down.
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Bass posted...
Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.
This.
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For a second I wondered if it would even be worth it

As it turns out pizza for the rest of my life, not counting inflation, would cost about $150k. I dunno why I thought it would be so much more expensive than that. I guess I'm just used to thinking of crappy restaurants as expensive AF.
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Bleuets posted...
Whats the downside?

This. I love Pizza Hut, 5 mil would easily cover my usual Pizza Hut order ever day for the rest of my life with plenty to spare, and even if there's a day where I don't feel like having it, I can either order pizza for someone else or just stock up on bottled water through them or something. The only thing even remotely close to a "downside" is that they carry Pepsi products instead of Coke products, but I could overlook that for enough cash.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
For a second I wondered if it would even be worth it

As it turns out pizza for the rest of my life, not counting inflation, would cost about $150k. I dunno why I thought it would be so much more expensive than that. I guess I'm just used to thinking of crappy restaurants as expensive AF.
It would probably be more than that, but it depends on the order. If we actually eat there its usually $50-55 if we eat in, probably $9 less when we order takeout as drinks usually cost $3 each.

But if you were only ordering because you had to and were going to toss it and eat something else, just order the cheapest thing they have.
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Yeah I'm fine with it. You could order a sandwich or a salad too, or just a soda. Or order some pizza for your friends, all as stated above. Hell maybe I could buy pizza hut itself and expand its menu lol.
PraetorXyn posted...
It would probably be more than that, but it depends on the order. If we actually eat there its usually $50-55 if we eat in, probably $9 less when we order takeout as drinks usually cost $3 each.

But if you were only ordering because you had to and were going to toss it and eat something else, just order the cheapest thing they have.
I was counting on about $10 for a throwaway order.

Say a small cheese or something. Dunno how much that actually costs. But doesn't matter. I was more checking to see if it would cost more than $5000000.
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Deal. I would order so many waters from Pizza Hut, they wouldn't know what hit them.
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I'll pay someone to order them for me.
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What happens if Pizza Hut goes out of business?
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OrangeCrush980 posted...
What happens if Pizza Hut goes out of business?
Make your own pizza place named Pizza Hut and just order from yourself.
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Bleuets posted...
Whats the downside?

Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
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Bass posted...
Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.

Right? Just set up a daily order on auto pay and tell them to give it to someone that looks like they could really use a free pizza. And require them to text me a picture of the person with their pizza to ensure the employees are actually making the pizza and giving it to someone that needs it, not just taking it home for themselves or giving it to the same person every day.

I wish I had walked in here and you were taking a dump on the couch, or doing homework. Anything would be better than that.
Dude fuck yeah

The calzones and the wings are fire.
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SwayM posted...
Dude fuck yeah

The calzones and the wings are fire.
Their wings were fire in the 90s before they started that Wing Street bullshit. Now they just have shitty bland sauced wings like everywhere else.
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PraetorXyn posted...
Their wings were fire in the 90s before they started that Wing Street bullshit. Now they just have shitty bland sauced wings like everywhere else.

well I'm mostly referring the boneless wings from wingstreet.

I could live off those 100%
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SwayM posted...
well I'm mostly referring the boneless wings from wingstreet.

I could live off those 100%
Even worse. Boneless wings is a marketing gimmick to charge more for discarded chunks of breast meat

I just get very mad about this because their wings in the 90s were about the only restaurant wings Ive ever liked.
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PraetorXyn posted...
ven worse. Boneless wings is a marketing gimmick to charge more for discarded chunks of breast meat

Wings used to be discarded chunks of meat as well. This wing elitism over boneless wings is hilarious.
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It only says you have to order; doesn't say you have to actually pay for the order. You can make an order and then cancel it.
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Sure, I'll eat a slice.
GeminiDeus posted...
It only says you have to order; doesn't say you have to actually pay for the order. You can make an order and then cancel it.
Oh jeez I can imagine the news article.

Florida Man files $5,000,000 lawsuit against Pizza Hut after being banned for calling to order, then cancelling 891 days in a row.
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boneless wings >>>>>>>>>>>>> boned wings
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Bass posted...
Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.
This 100%. Id just buy the cheapest thing and toss it
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there's no more pizza hut in my town. they closed down years ago.

same with many other places:

quiznos tried to set up shop. subway ran them out of town (closed)
dominos set up shop. pizza hut closed down for good (they been in my town since i was born at least).
dairy queen is dead (this one closed due to franchisee not wanting to operate it anymore).
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Deal, if I want to eat Pizza Hut that day, I order for myself. If I don't, I order for a lucky winner in my Twitch chat or something.
What if I use the money to move somewhere that doesn't have a Pizza Hut in delivery range?
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What if I forget to order? Do I lose my money or does the magic of the deal just order it for me? Because if I have to do it manually, that actually sounds like a horrible detriment to my life enjoyment.
ConfusedTorchic posted...
boneless wings >>>>>>>>>>>>> boned wings

Bleuets posted...
Whats the downside?

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Consider it done. Boneless bites are good... do they have salads? Of course you would have the occasional pizza. And when you don't feel like eating anything from there, give it to a homeless person.

Or order 2L pop daily and give the unopened bottles to the neighbourhood teens.
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Bass posted...
Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.

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If i didnt have to pay for it, deal. Id drive around handing pizza to literally everyone for free.
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Bleuets posted...
Whats the downside?

joaquintall posted...
Consider it done. Boneless bites are good... do they have salads? Of course you would have the occasional pizza. And when you don't feel like eating anything from there, give it to a homeless person.

Or order 2L pop daily and give the unopened bottles to the neighbourhood teens.

They do indeed have salads. Something I used to do back in the day was do an order of boneless bits, fries, and a salad, plus a couple pizzas. I would have everything except for the pizzas as my meal for that day, and the pizzas spread out over the next few days.
Bass posted...
Deal. No one said I had to actually eat it.

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TC never said who I have to order for
Deal.

Never specified I have to eat it. Never specified what I do with it or who orders it.

I could order it to someone's house in Nampa, Idaho just to fuck with the driver with the option to pay in cash checked and it still qualifies.
Ernie.
Does order mean I have to eat it? Also what's the smallest order I'm allowed to make, also what happens if I run out of money and I'm unable to pay for the order? Or what if I forget to order one day?
I could just give it to the homeless. You never said that I have to eat it.
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