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McmadnessV3
09/16/2025
05:12 PM
#1
That object has now come to life, is capable of movement and is trying to kill you.

How do you fight it off?
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GeminiDeus
09/16/2025
05:14 PM
#2
I don't know if I can post the thing I was thinking of originally, so I'll just say "eraser" instead. One of those small pink pencil erasers. I think I can handle it by just tearing it in half or cutting it up.
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SpawnShadow
09/16/2025
05:15 PM
#3
Sledgehammer.

Uh, I think I'm doomed here.
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pokedude900
09/16/2025
05:16 PM
#4
TV remote. Uh...stomp on it?
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VRX3000
09/16/2025
05:17 PM
#5
A pot for a plant. Unless it tries to suicide dive off a 3rd story balcony, I think Im fine. Itll shatter to any attack.
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Deteled
09/16/2025
05:17 PM
#6
McmadnessV3 posted...
That object has now come to life, is capable of movement and is trying to kill you.

How do you fight it off?
I toss it into the dishwasher and clean it to death
Prototypic
09/16/2025
05:17 PM
#7
The used cardboard toilet paper roll I just threw out.

I'm reasonably confident I can take it.
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-Unowninator-
09/16/2025
05:23 PM
#8
I should not have thought of a screwdriver. It could either stab me or slit my throat depending on which type it is.
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boomgetchopped3
09/16/2025
05:24 PM
#9
A bowling pin

Id make 2 massive saline balloons with a high powered industrial vacuum to suck it in between. Suffocation seems like the most effective way since the pins are designed to withstand physical trauma
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Umbreon
09/16/2025
05:25 PM
#10
A large salami.

Unless it chokes me, this is a problem I can eat myself out of.
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Alteres
09/16/2025
05:34 PM
#11
Thought of a candle, so if its psycho and rushes me, I just step on it and break it in half

if it waits until I am asleep and starts setting the place on fire, I might be kinda fucked
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The_Popo
09/16/2025
05:36 PM
#12
An inanimate carbon rod

Ill show him inanimate!

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qwerti
09/16/2025
06:17 PM
#13
skin (tha outer part obviously)

it gets rid of itself *hint hint hin*
Metal_Gear_Raxis
09/16/2025
06:19 PM
#14
A table? Idk, walk away from it, how mobile could it be
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Shotgunnova
09/16/2025
06:20 PM
#15
I thought of a plank of wood.

Gonna have to nail that sucka.
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GeraldDarko
09/16/2025
06:28 PM
#16
I don't think i have to worry to much about an orange.
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pokedude900
09/16/2025
06:30 PM
#17
Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
A table? Idk, walk away from it, how mobile could it be

It has legs
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Alteres
09/16/2025
09:52 PM
#18
pokedude900 posted...
It has legs
honestly, I was thinking beauty and the beast style it was the only way that made sense to me
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
09/16/2025
09:53 PM
#19
A pen?

I doubt it will kill me.
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MJOLNRVII
09/16/2025
09:55 PM
#20
Gameboy, so long as it doesn't gain powers from a cart I should be okay.
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TyVulpine
09/16/2025
09:55 PM
#21
Lamp. Use a baseball bat I guess.
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MartavisBryant
09/16/2025
10:04 PM
#22
TyVulpine posted...
Lamp. Use a baseball bat I guess.
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bfslick50
09/16/2025
10:05 PM
#23
Stapler, Ill survive but not without some scratches.
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TyVulpine
09/16/2025
10:05 PM
#24
MartavisBryant posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZONL8x8NE
lol was just thinking about that scene the other day, actually.
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IronChef_Kirby
09/16/2025
10:08 PM
#25
I'm not sure how a hamster wheel would try to kill me, but my solution is stairs.
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AceMos
09/16/2025
10:09 PM
#26
i picked a zebra which is a living creature thus it is now inanimate

thus i will survive

i cheated and im proud
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joaquintall
09/16/2025
10:37 PM
#27
Chair... this could go either way.

It is stable until it tries to attack, but then can be easily tipped over. It can take a lot of weight.

I'd probably look for something that I could use to strike at it from a distance (like a hockey stick). Knock it over, and disable its legs.
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kirbymuncher
09/16/2025
10:45 PM
#28
I picked specifically the desk my computer is on. for obvious reasons it's pretty much right beside me

I think I'm doomed
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KogaSteelfang
09/16/2025
10:46 PM
#29
A corncob. Idk, I just keep it as a pet I guess. I don't think it could a lot of damage.
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SkittyOnWailord
09/16/2025
10:46 PM
#30
I thought of a Miku figure. I guess I just kick it across the room?
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Kanaya413
09/16/2025
10:47 PM
#31
GeminiDeus posted...
I don't know if I can post the thing I was thinking of originally, so I'll just say "eraser" instead. One of those small pink pencil erasers. I think I can handle it by just tearing it in half or cutting it up.
I have a feeling we thought of a similar item
its glass or plastic so should be easy to destroy I guess. Very small anyway
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McmadnessV3
09/16/2025
10:50 PM
#32
AceMos posted...
i picked a zebra which is a living creature thus it is now inanimate

thus i will survive

i cheated and im proud
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