Tony Blair to lead new Mandate of Palestine

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Starks
09/26/2025
09:21 AM
#1
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/25/washington-backing-plan-for-tony-blair-to-head-transitional-gaza-authority

No self-governance allowed for at least 5 years.
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Trelve
09/26/2025
09:27 AM
#2
If anyone knows about bringing peace to the middle east, it's Tony Blair.
UnfairRepresent
09/26/2025
09:28 AM
#3
Trelve posted...
If anyone knows about bringing peace to the middle east, it's Tony Blair.

^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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Charismic_Zach_Gowen
09/26/2025
09:28 AM
#4
Somehow Tony Blair has returned
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Mechu
09/26/2025
09:29 AM
#5
U wot
LSGW_Zephyra
09/26/2025
09:29 AM
#6
Starks posted...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/25/washington-backing-plan-for-tony-blair-to-head-transitional-gaza-authority

No self-governance allowed for at least 5 years.

So the British are going to be running parts of the Palestine... again? That worked out great last time
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Starks
09/26/2025
09:29 AM
#7
I didn't think it was possible to design a government more cringe and dysfunctional than the Iraq coalition provisional authority lead by Bremmer.
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Deej
09/26/2025
09:30 AM
#8
Are they having a laugh?
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-Crissaegrim-
09/26/2025
09:31 AM
#9
Course they'd turn it over to a war criminal.
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hivebent4life
09/26/2025
09:36 AM
#10
Was George W Bush not available?
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-Crissaegrim-
09/26/2025
09:40 AM
#11
hivebent4life posted...
Was George W Bush not available?

He's busy negiotiating with a goldfish to ensure the future in which the human can indeed co-exist peacefully with the fish. Best to leave him to it.
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K181
09/26/2025
09:43 AM
#12
When has a random British dude being put in charge of a region in the Middle East ever faired poorly?

Other than every time it was attempted, I mean.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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UnfairRepresent
09/26/2025
09:48 AM
#13
K181 posted...
When has a random British dude being put in charge of a region in the Middle East ever faired poorly?

Other than every time it was attempted, I mean.
T.E Lawrence did alright.... until the war ended.....

Maybe there's a lesson in that
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Ivynn
09/26/2025
09:51 AM
#14
Britian? In charge of a Middle East territory? Reality, quit recycling old plotlines!
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cousinvini
09/26/2025
09:53 AM
#15
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandatory_Palestine

When the writers just rehash the plot for the sequel
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Tyranthraxus
09/26/2025
10:10 AM
#16
Let me consult my crystal ball.

Tony assumes command
Everything is ok for like a week
There's some unrest from Hamas remnants
Tony responds with abusive law enforcement
This repeats for 5 years
UK then says "actually we need 5 more years"
It repeats another 5 years.
UK then says "actually we need 5 more years"
It repeats another 5 years.
UK then says "actually we're just going to give the whole territory to Israel."
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Sariana21
09/26/2025
10:11 AM
#17
-Crissaegrim- posted...
He's busy negiotiating with a goldfish to ensure the future in which the human can indeed co-exist peacefully with the fish. Best to leave him to it.
Doesnt he paint or something?
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ai123
09/26/2025
10:25 AM
#18
Is Blair more popular and respected abroad?

Because in Britain, he's generally seen as being a right [REDACTED].
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Glob
09/26/2025
10:41 AM
#19
ai123 posted...
Is Blair more popular and respected abroad?

Because in Britain, he's generally seen as being a right [REDACTED].

I think hes seen that way all over, as far as I can tell.
hitokoriX
09/26/2025
10:43 AM
#20
The British were a massive reason as to why this happened in the first place. Life is equal parts comedy and tragedy smh.
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SaikyoStyle
09/26/2025
10:44 AM
#21
Charismic_Zach_Gowen posted...
Somehow Tony Blair has returned
No ones ever really gone.
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TheFuzz3451
09/26/2025
12:29 PM
#22
Palestinians would never accept this, nor should they
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DrizztLink
09/26/2025
12:37 PM
#23
It is 1948. I have turned blue. Britain is playing silly buggers in the Middle East. It is 1985. I am on Mars. Britain is playing silly buggers in the Middle East. It is 2025. I was in a miniseries. Britain is playing silly buggers in the Middle East.
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Scardude
09/26/2025
01:29 PM
#24
hitokoriX posted...
The British were a massive reason as to why this happened in the first place. Life is equal parts comedy and tragedy smh.
They started a lot of division during that time period.
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darkknight109
09/26/2025
06:22 PM
#25
It's better than Trump's ideas and the ceaseless Israeli genocide, at least.

Which, y'know, isn't exactly a high bar to pass...
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Thanatos_the_Great
09/26/2025
07:17 PM
#26
There are better candidates for the job. Around 8 billion of them.
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FFTHEWINNER
09/26/2025
07:39 PM
#27
*Mandate of Gaza.

Gaza is a small part of Palestine, not all of it.

That aside, terrible move.
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Starks
09/26/2025
07:51 PM
#28
FFTHEWINNER posted...
*Mandate of Gaza.

Gaza is a small part of Palestine, not all of it.

That aside, terrible move.
It's still very possible that the West Bank gets annexed despite Trump and the whole world not wanting it to happen.
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EPR-radar
09/26/2025
07:51 PM
#29
This is one of the stupidest ideas of all time.

Therefore, it has the support of the Trump Crime Circus and Clown Show.
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BewmHedshot
09/26/2025
07:52 PM
#30
At least this time Drumpf didn't have his son in law plagiarize the proposal.
EPR-radar
09/26/2025
07:53 PM
#31
Starks posted...
It's still very possible that the West Bank gets annexed despite Trump and the whole world not wanting it to happen.
LOL at Trump not wanting the West Bank to be annexed by Israel.

He could not possibly care less about that issue, or about I/P in general.
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Lillymon
09/26/2025
07:54 PM
#32
Hey, at least we can make him someone else's problem. Maybe we could even convince some other Blairites to fuck off with him.
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Starks
09/26/2025
07:55 PM
#33
EPR-radar posted...
LOL at Trump not wanting the West Bank to be annexed by Israel.

He could not possibly care less about that issue, or about I/P in general.
He says it but that doesn't mean he'll follow through.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3e7d32epk3o

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EPR-radar
09/26/2025
07:56 PM
#34
Starks posted...
He says it but that doesn't mean he'll follow through.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3e7d32epk3o
Yeah, I'm aware of Trump's mouth noises to this effect.

But I'm not going to wait for the inevitable lack of follow-through to brand this as bullshit.
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Thanatos_the_Great
09/26/2025
08:36 PM
#35
Blair will probably appoint Peter "Epstein was the real victim" Mandelson as his chief adviser.
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