Fuck Christopher Columbus.
He nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass.
Ran upon a beach and threw everybody off,
And then he claimed discovery and now we all applaud.
- Insane Clown Posse, "Mr. Johnson's Head"
That better not be Columbus!!!!!!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aa43d200.jpg
Shut the fuck up