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B18Champ
10/22/2025
09:41 AM
#1
In order to become an ICE agent and proudly serve the country, you must be able to complete the following:

Sit ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less
Push Ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less
Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less
Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less

I am almost certain I could do it, but I absolutely hate sit ups. The run would probably be my favorite part.
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Will_VIIII
10/22/2025
09:42 AM
#2
"Proudly serve the country" lmao
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GrandConjuraton
10/22/2025
09:45 AM
#3
Will_VIIII posted...
"Proudly serve the country" lmao
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Prismsblade
10/22/2025
09:45 AM
#4
Everything except the run. I consistently failed the 2 mile my last few years in the army every time.

No clue why my cardio declined and never recovered but oh well.
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UnsteadyOwl
10/22/2025
09:48 AM
#5
I could but if I was ever in that situation I'd pretend I couldn't. Like I'd do 21 pushups then pretend my arms have just completely given out (but then using them just fine afterward), or run 1.4 miles then pretend to have a really bad leg cramp and sit down in mock pain until the time expires.
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Southernfatman
10/22/2025
09:49 AM
#6
Looking at some of the agents, I doubt these requirements. I'd never "proudly serve" this fucking country anyway.

Sounds like you want to join, TC.
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UnholyMudcrab
10/22/2025
09:50 AM
#7
Close your account
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monkmith
10/22/2025
09:51 AM
#8
i've seen some truly fat fucks in ICE. and looking at those requirements i could do every one of those things after a day of manual labor. fuck man i can walk a mile and a half in that time.
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Heineken14
10/22/2025
09:52 AM
#10
Isn't the "physical fitness" test just that you have a pulse and you're a dumb racist MAGA cultist?
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Guns_of_Verdun
10/22/2025
09:52 AM
#11
No fucking way ICE Agents can do this

Half of them can barely run at all
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Southernfatman
10/22/2025
09:53 AM
#12
I almost guarantee that there's a "special fee" to waive those requirements. The right think bribes are ok and part of doing business and the current government runs on the Trump system.
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Dissident_77
10/22/2025
09:55 AM
#13
Those would be fairly easy
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gikos
10/22/2025
09:57 AM
#14
someone got that video of ICE agents getting clowned by a guy on a bike
and no i would not server or join this assholes who torment innocent people so fuck that even if i am able to join
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Will_VIIII
10/22/2025
10:01 AM
#15
Pretty sure I could actually do all that unless I'm having a bad asthma day for the 1.5 mile run.

UnholyMudcrab posted...
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ai123
10/22/2025
10:05 AM
#16
B18Champ posted...
Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less

Look at them go!

https://youtu.be/vLd2-KujlUU

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Will_VIIII
10/22/2025
10:07 AM
#17
ai123 posted...
Look at them go!

https://youtu.be/vLd2-KujlUU
Hilarious
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Heineken14
10/22/2025
10:12 AM
#18
ai123 posted...
Look at them go!

This is another good one. Couldn't find just the clip, but it's right at the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6HxZgoU2Xc
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Biofighter55
10/22/2025
10:15 AM
#19
B18Champ posted...
In order to become an ICE agent and proudly serve the country, you must be able to complete the following:

Sit ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less
Push Ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less
Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less
Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less

I am almost certain I could do it, but I absolutely hate sit ups. The run would probably be my favorite part.

yes not too sure about the sprint because i cant remember what 220 yards looks like but to everything else yes

the national standard for military or most police depts is a mile and half in 13:20 iirc

I forgot what it is for th rest but this isnt even the strictest requirements for law enforcement entities

would I join ice??? Absolutely not
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gikos
10/22/2025
10:16 AM
#20
ai123 posted...
Look at them go!

https://youtu.be/vLd2-KujlUU
hahaha thanks for this
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Zikten
10/22/2025
10:20 AM
#21
Probably not. I'm not in good shape. But I also do not believe many agents actually passed that test. Based on videos I've seen of agents in action, no way some of them passed it.
BunkerBoy
10/22/2025
10:21 AM
#22
B18Champ posted...
proudly serve the country
LMFAO
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voldothegr8
10/22/2025
10:31 AM
#24
I've seen some fat out of shape agents who no way in hell could do the pushups or 1.5 mile run in 15 minutes.
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Trumpo
10/22/2025
10:33 AM
#25
Push ups are hell if you have fucked up wrists or shoulders
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A_Good_Boy
10/22/2025
10:34 AM
#26
I'm not sure about the sit-ups but I do everything else already on a pretty regular basis. Seems like I can just walk in and qualify to be ICE just based on the physical portion. Of course I'm not a fascist so I won't be doing that, but hey I could though.
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kind9
10/22/2025
10:43 AM
#28
I'm not exactly in shape... But I could probably do better than half those incompetents.
Weezy_Tha_Don
10/22/2025
10:45 AM
#29
Biofighter55 posted...
yes not too sure about the sprint because i cant remember what 220 yards looks like but to everything else yes


Its just over 2 football fields

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WingsOfGood
10/22/2025
10:46 AM
#30
you forgot

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Dissident_77
10/22/2025
10:46 AM
#31
Biofighter55 posted...
yes not too sure about the sprint because i cant remember what 220 yards looks like but to everything else yes
That's the easiest of the 4
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voldothegr8
10/22/2025
10:56 AM
#32
Just look at how fucking fat some of these dudes are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IntzXktgS4Q

There's no way.
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BlackScythe0
10/22/2025
10:58 AM
#33
B18Champ posted...
In order to become an ICE agent and proudly serve the country

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d5aa4f7d.png

Proving that tag right.
Hayame_Zero
10/22/2025
11:01 AM
#34
I get the feeling there's a lot of "good enough" from the physical exams.
...I think I'm done here...
theAteam
10/22/2025
11:03 AM
#35
The run would be the one I'm not sure about, I'm just not in any sort of cardio shape right now. Give me a few weeks to train and I could.
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BunkerBoy
10/22/2025
11:08 AM
#36
TC:

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/10/ice-recruits-fitness-test-trump/684625/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0cedd16f.jpg
BigMeatyClaws
10/22/2025
11:12 AM
#37
This thread is laughable. 80% of people would fail 22 pushups in 1 minute(if these are even real statistics)
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uwnim
10/22/2025
11:12 AM
#38
Push-ups is a definite no.
Situps are a maybe. They arent difficult but Ive never tried to do x amount in a set time.
No idea on the two running ones. If it is cold, definitely not though.
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Dissident_77
10/22/2025
11:13 AM
#39
BigMeatyClaws posted...
This thread is laughable. 80% of people would fail 22 pushups in 1 minute(if these are even real statistics)
I can do about 40 in one minute
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BunkerBoy
10/22/2025
11:14 AM
#40
BigMeatyClaws posted...
This thread is laughable
It was a joke when TC said ICE proudly serves the country
BlackScythe0
10/22/2025
11:16 AM
#41
BigMeatyClaws posted...
This thread is laughable. 80% of people would fail 22 pushups in 1 minute(if these are even real statistics)

Is it that laughable that people on an aging board would have varying degrees of physical fitness and health?

Shouldn't it be more laughable that TC suggests pride in the gestapo or that they serve the nation rather than one man?
Pow_Pow_Punishment
10/22/2025
11:19 AM
#42
Lol at "proudly serve" but yes, these are fairly low standards.

At my boxing gym, the average intermediate trainee seems to crap-out on push-ups around rep 20. I consider that a low bar for a fitness test. Doesn't mean you suck if you can't do that many but a test should be harder than that.
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Murphiroth
10/22/2025
11:22 AM
#43
TC being a simp for fascists as usual
crayola555
10/22/2025
11:38 AM
#44
B18Champ posted...
In order to become an ICE agent and proudly serve the country , you must be able to complete the following

I proudly spit on them rather than joining them
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eggcorn
10/22/2025
11:43 AM
#45
I could, but the only reason I would is to get paid to subvert their efforts.
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-Unowninator-
10/22/2025
11:44 AM
#46
Fuck ICE.
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MarshMellow
10/22/2025
11:45 AM
#47
Yeah, no way in hell some of these flabby ICE goons passed all of those tests. In high school some kids who appeared to be in shape struggled just to run 1 mile around the track, yet alone 1.5 in 14 minutes.
vycebrand2
10/22/2025
11:47 AM
#48
No at all of them currently

20y old yes I could do all of them.

For being not really athletic in HS. Sprint and sit ups were no problem. I think for when I went in the military it was 45 situps.

Now one thing I really did excel at was pull ups. I did 100. When I got 40 a crowd started to gather. When I hit 100 half the school was there.
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A_Good_Boy
10/22/2025
11:50 AM
#49
vycebrand2 posted...
Now one thing I really did excel at was pull ups. I did 100. When I got 40 a crowd started to gather. When I hit 100 half the school was there.
You must live in a very small town.
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ZevLoveDOOM
10/22/2025
11:52 AM
#50
just thought of a good way to fight ICE: offer them junk food so they can get fatter making it difficult for them to chase and arrest people. lol >_>
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