1 of 3 Day 14: All 5 pieces of Exodia (c) vs. Continence vs. Cars

*** PLEASE READ BEFORE VOTING! ***

Rules:
1. Vote for the ONE THING you'd want to keep of the three. You can utilize that as much as you want in life, but you may never utilize the other two again.
2. This is a Jeopardy-style format. The winner will run in the next day's poll against two new challengers.
3. Entrants that win multiple days' polls will be entered into a tournament of champions once nominations dry up.
4. You are more than welcome to post your reasoning, but are not obligated to. Discussion and bumping are both encouraged!
5. Rounds will last as long as I want them to, usually around 24-48 hours.
6. Please NOMINATE combatants! Anything goes, with one exception: You may not nominate "Life" (or any equivalent of) simply because it beats everything.

Day 1: Internet 42, Video games 17, Pizza 3
Day 2: Internet 39, fun sex 7, Ulti's Shirt 5
Day 3: Clean water 15, Internet 12, Reproduction 5
Day 4: Clean water 22, Electricity 17, Education 2
Day 5: Clean water 23, Meat 6, Nominations 5
Day 6: Laughter 10, Plants 8, Clean water 7
Day 7: Love 17, Laughter 7, Medicine 5
Day 8: Solid foods 18, Love 15, Mtn Dew 12
Day 9: Short-term memory 21, Solid foods 9, Coffee 2
Day 10: Joy 18, Short-term memory 4, Society -
Day 11: Joy 16, Your own genitals 6, Money 3
Day 12: Sight 14, Joy 8, Personal space 2
Day 13: All 5 pieces of Exodia 14, Sight 9, Hearing -

Tournament of Champions qualifiers:
Internet
Clean Water
Joy

ALL FIVE PIECES OF EXODIA: THE FORBIDDEN ONE: The fragments composing a sacred monster long sealed away due to its excessive power. When summoned, has the ability to instantly obliterate whomever its new master chooses. Case in point:
https://youtu.be/2ot9eV9DybI?t=1076
CONTINENCE: The ability to hold your shit in. Without this, you will have the runs frequently and will regularly find yourself running to the bathroom and being too late half the time. You would not be able to "hold it in" - whenever you produce shit, it comes right out.
CARS: Passenger vehicles. Does not include buses, trains, subways, boats, or airplanes. Does include taxis and Uber. Without a car, you would be forced to take your local public transit and/or your feet to any local destination and pay for air, sea, or train transport to faraway places.

Nominations:
When someone activates your trap card
Ozymandias (Breaking Bad episode)
scratching an itch
Death
Sex
Time
Walking vs Hearing vs Talking

I am a bad host. I apologize.

Continence cannot exist when you have all 5 pieces of Exodia

Need to bump this. Didn't get enough votes.

Johnbobb posted...

Continence cannot exist when you have all 5 pieces of Exodia

Neither can continents.

I'd rather have cars, because I'd take the MEGAS over Exodia due to stupidity beating ultimate power more often than not.

Nominate: regularly updated topics

Mayonesa posted...

Nominate: regularly updated topics

Okay, you got me there, and you got me good.

New one tonight!