When you piss at a urinal, how do you unzip?

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Board 8 » When you piss at a urinal, how do you unzip?
foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
01:19 AM
#1
How do you unzip?



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_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
LOLIAmAnAlt
10/01/2017
01:22 AM
#2
I unzip my vagina
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velocycloraptor
10/01/2017
01:23 AM
#3
i pee down my leg and hold my leg up so the pee runs down from leg into the urinal
WhoopsyDaisy
10/01/2017
01:23 AM
#4
I exclusively wear rompers so I get naked every time
senorhousemouse
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guffguy89
10/01/2017
01:24 AM
#5
I pee in my butt
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ProfitProphet
10/01/2017
01:29 AM
#6
I think it would be super awkward to just use the zipper
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Lich_Sandro
10/01/2017
01:31 AM
#7
I never use the Urinal

Stall only
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Altimadark
10/01/2017
01:41 AM
#8
I use WinRAR instead
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Tom Bombadil
10/01/2017
07:46 AM
#9
Lich_Sandro posted...
I never use the Urinal

Stall only


This, but second option
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Xuxon
10/01/2017
08:08 AM
#10
i rarely use urinals or wear belts. but i guess option 1 is something i know i have done at least once. not sure if i ever have done option 2 at a urinal, that seems a bit awkward.
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Peace___Frog
10/01/2017
08:58 AM
#11
Option 2 is far less awkward than option 1
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Xuxon
10/01/2017
09:07 AM
#12
oh whoops i mis-remembered which option was which
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foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
02:49 PM
#13
Wow it is actually 50/50. With my friends IRL it was also 50/50.
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
VintageGin
10/01/2017
02:55 PM
#14
where's the option for undoing belt and top button but going through the underwear fly
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foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
03:00 PM
#15
I don't care about that option cuz it's dumb as hell
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
Punnyz
10/01/2017
03:10 PM
#16
I've seen someone drop their pants and boxers all the way to their knees to take a piss

that wasn't something I wanted to see when I walked in
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StealThisSheen
10/01/2017
03:23 PM
#17
The amount of people who do Option 1 is crazy. Like, how uncoordinated do you have to be to require doing that.
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ChaosTonyV4
10/01/2017
03:25 PM
#18
Punnyz posted...
I've seen someone drop their pants and boxers all the way to their knees to take a piss

that wasn't something I wanted to see when I walked in


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FFDragon
10/01/2017
03:30 PM
#19
I was unaware anyone over the age of 6 used option 1.
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foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
03:31 PM
#20
StealThisSheen posted...
The amount of people who do Option 1 is crazy. Like, how uncoordinated do you have to be to require doing that.

So uncoordinated that we can make like 4 effortless motions and be in a comfortable position in probably 1/3rd the time it takes for you to hook your dong through a multi-layered maze of clothing.
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
whoa
10/01/2017
03:32 PM
#21
never Piss at uranals , CAnnot risk my 'un mentionables' being slathered all over the news again thanks to the Trolls
foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
03:33 PM
#22
On further reading I think I wrote option 1 a bit too ambiguously. People who do it know what I'm talking about, but the other side is wholly unfamiliar with the concept so they might be imagining something different.

It's just pulling down the front of the underwear within the fly of the pants. You couldn't tell if someone was doing option 1 or 2 unless you looked pretty closely.
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
FFDragon
10/01/2017
03:35 PM
#23
wait what maze of clothing

if you are wearing boxers your dick should pretty much flop out when you unzip
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azuarc
10/01/2017
03:37 PM
#24
At the gym, sometimes I just pull up the leg of my shorts and aim out through there.

As for normal fly usage, it depends on if I'm actually wearing a belt. If no belt, I unbutton. If yes belt, I just unzip.
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velocycloraptor
10/01/2017
03:42 PM
#25
feel like everyone picking option 2 wears boxers because option 1 makes so much more sense if you wear boxer briefs or briefs
foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
03:51 PM
#26
FFDragon posted...
if you are wearing boxers your dick should pretty much flop out when you unzip

Flop out of where?

I've worn boxers and boxer briefs a lot and always did option 1. The fly is not so easy to get through, nor should it be, since the entire point of underwear is to protect.
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
StealThisSheen
10/01/2017
03:54 PM
#27
foolm0r0n posted...
It's just pulling down the front of the underwear within the fly of the pants. You couldn't tell if someone was doing option 1 or 2 unless you looked pretty closely.


I'm pretty sure I'd notice somebody unbuckling their belt and undoing the button on their pants vs. somebody who isn't.
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foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
03:56 PM
#28
StealThisSheen posted...
I'm pretty sure I'd notice somebody unbuckling their belt and undoing the button on their pants vs. somebody who isn't.

Have you noticed 50% of people doing this in public bathrooms? Since that seems to be the standard ratio for this thing

I know I haven't noticed anyone hooking their fingers into their fly to try to dig out their penis
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
StealThisSheen
10/01/2017
03:59 PM
#29
foolm0r0n posted...
Have you noticed 50% of people doing this in public bathrooms? Since that seems to be the standard ratio for this thing


I've very rarely witnessed this, which makes me think it's not 50% and the sample is skewed.
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foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
04:01 PM
#30
Delusion is a common reaction to uncomfortable statistics
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
Xiahou Shake
10/01/2017
04:06 PM
#31
Legit scratching my head over the 50/50 split. I've never in my life seen anyone doing option 1, feels like something Butters on South Park would do.
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StealThisSheen
10/01/2017
04:07 PM
#32
To be fair, a majority of my public restroom usage comes when I'm dressed up because of work, and/or at a place where people are dressed similarly, and thus the idea of doing anything but using the fly seems unheard of. Undoing the belt/button would require re-tucking of the shirt, which is just wasted time.
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HaRRicH
10/01/2017
04:11 PM
#33
Zippers are a metal penis flytrap. No thanks.
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foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
04:11 PM
#34
Tucked shirt definitely changes the strategy
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
foolm0r0n
10/01/2017
04:11 PM
#35
Xiahou Shake posted...
Legit scratching my head over the 50/50 split. I've never in my life seen anyone doing option 1, feels like something Butters on South Park would do.

Then you misunderstand what it is
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
tabiicat42
10/01/2017
04:22 PM
#36
Urinals seem convenient
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MysticBrohan
10/01/2017
04:23 PM
#37
option 2
boxer briefs
im an adult
velocycloraptor
10/01/2017
04:28 PM
#38
MysticBrohan posted...
option 2
boxer briefs
im an adult


no you aren't
WazzupGenius00
10/01/2017
04:44 PM
#39
If I have a belt, option 2, otherwise option 1

I tend to not have a belt on more often so I voted 1
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