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Which FF6 character would win in a race? - Results (20 votes)
Relm
5% (1 vote)
1
Shadow
15% (3 votes)
3
Strago, using Blue Magic
15% (3 votes)
3
A crazy fast bear w/ Sprint Shoes equipped
65% (13 votes)
13
I have reproduced it verbatim exactly as I remember it in my dream here

Look

I have as many questions, and the exact same questions, as you do
Wait, by "bear" do you mean Sabin?
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FBike1 posted...
Wait, by "bear" do you mean Sabin?

No, just a bear, I think. Like a normal ass bear

I don't know what the exact intentions of my dream were though
I want to say by the way that I have not thought about ff6 in like ten years and I actually could not remember in my conscious brain if sprint shoes were even a real item

I also do remember thinking in my dream that this poll would be very lopsided
votes sabin
so did you mean like ipooh or gold bear (enemies in FFVI) then? or literally a random bear from the real world? this is important for my response.
The bear obviously, they are already fast runners and then you add in the accessory that doubles world map walking speed? Things running at least 100 mph
Congrats to the BYIG Guru Winner, BKSheikah
*slurps yakisoba* *nods* *nods*
Who the hell voted for Shadow? That guy takes the full six minutes to reach the airship.
Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan
The poll says the bear is already crazy fast, like some kind of olympic bear runner. Adding the Sprint Shoes is overkill.
Best wishes.
as someone with a pro-bear bias, I voted for the bear
Do you want me to <Erase> you?
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Rexxar500 posted...
The poll says the bear is already crazy fast, like some kind of olympic bear runner. Adding the Sprint Shoes is overkill.

but the poll asks "which FF6 character would win" so if it's not explicitly an FF6 bear then it's disqualified
Xuxon posted...
so did you mean like ipooh or gold bear (enemies in FFVI) then? or literally a random bear from the real world? this is important for my response.

I literally think it's just a real life bear and yes, I realize this is a problem

I also understand that the fact that the bear is already described as crazy fast is like really putting a finger on the scale

I did not make this poll

My brain did
I swear to god this poll is somehow exactly as it was in my dream despite waking up and not being sure if sprint shoes were an item
My instinct here was that it would all cone down to whether Strago was also wearing sprint shoes and decided he probably wasn't.
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Do you always do everything your brain tells you?
An Ipooh!

Unless you're thinking like, tournament race, not footrace. Something like Beyond Chaos? >_>
relm sketches a race horse
https://i.imgtc.com/a6iBg1Y.jpg
all going according to the plan of BKSheikah this time...
MariaTaylor posted...
as someone with a pro-bear bias, I voted for the bear


Toss this vote pls
another bear partisan checking in
another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high
I mean really my vote is with the one with the sprint shoes. Calling the bear crazy fast was just overkill

#TheFixIsIn
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!
Pro-bear bias, huh. Hopefully it is not one those Zozo bears who mug people.
Best wishes.
PrinceKaro posted...
relm sketches a race horse

I really wish my dream had included relm with the sketch glitch but that was not in my dream. Frankly I do not know why relm is an option
Oh my god this is ridiculous. I'm laughing so hard.

You could even call it unBEARable.
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BKSheikah has the power. He is the one.
Does Strago get that hoverbike he has in the Amano art?

nNU8Lql
https://imgur.com/6AevF0Y
LOL!!!! I hope that's a joke....names don't get more n00bish than that
This is the best topic in a very long time.
SC2K13 Bracket: Kefka hate hate hate hate hates my bracket!
Oracle: Team Frog and Magus
SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
Does Strago get that hoverbike he has in the Amano art?

nNU8Lql

holy shit!
does strago have MOTH WINGS

does he have a LIZARD FRIEND

I have SO MANY QUESTIONS
I haven't even played FF6 but man has this topic just delivered over and over.
Congrats to BKSheikah , who knows more about years than anyone else.
SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
Does Strago get that hoverbike he has in the Amano art?

nNU8Lql


What the hell
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