All-Purpose Wrestling Topic Part 505: Li'l K Breaking Down The Forbidden Door

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Steiner
02/05/2021
02:35 AM
#1
as much as i'm looking forward to kenta vs moxley, the biggest boon aew is getting is acquiring new japan's entire women's division
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
ScareChan
02/05/2021
03:57 AM
#2
tag
*Fastbreak Intensifies*
PSN TehScurr Switch friend code SW-5264-0547-1806
ZeroSignal620
02/05/2021
11:54 PM
#3
SmackDown in a nutshell...

- Dominick beats Corbin
- Roode and Ziggler beat Gable and Otis
- Cesaro makes Bryan tap, the two shake hands afterwards
- Bayley defeats Riott
- Big E retains against Crews and Zayn
- Bianca contemplates choosing Sasha more than Asuka; her promo with Sasha's interrupted by Reginald who gets beat up by Bianca.
- Reigns demands Edge acknowledges him as the main event of Wrestlemania and to pick him, until Owens appears and hits a stunner. Edge leaves while we prepare for round 4 of Reigns vs Owens
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
ZeroSignal620
02/06/2021
12:22 AM
#4
RETRIBUTION wins the 21st Wrestlecrap ****er of the Year award. Best part from the induction...

Two days later was Black Friday, the start of Christmas shopping in the United States. On WWE Shop, fans could buy official RETRIBUTION merchandise to help, in their words, fund the movement. Yet only a small percentage of the money made from sales would actually go to the RETRIBUTION members; the rest would go to WWE, which, as I understand, was the organization they were supposed to be destroying from within.

But what else was RETRIBUTION to do to earn money? Stream on Twitch? Run an OnlyFans? No, WWE would tolerate arson and felonious assault, but they drew the line at independent sources of income.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
FFDragon
02/06/2021
07:35 PM
#5
So uh

Doug Flutie is a current WWE title holder
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus
Jakyl25
02/06/2021
07:39 PM
#6
Not even the worst Champion of the past week
Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large
ZeroSignal620
02/07/2021
11:28 PM
#7
Fuck. Terry Funk might not make it out of 2021. He announced he was no longer signing autographs due to his failing health and Dustin Rhodes announced today that Funk was in serious pain.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
scarletspeed7
02/08/2021
02:53 AM
#8
https://twitter.com/dustinrhodes/status/1358635633007353859
"It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful
ZeroSignal620
02/08/2021
08:38 AM
#9
scarletspeed7 posted...
https://twitter.com/dustinrhodes/status/1358635633007353859

Amen to that. Plus, dude's 76, but with all the wrestling he did, Funk might as well be 96.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
PrivateBiscuit1
02/09/2021
11:43 AM
#10
i hate wrestling now

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/1358982270317703168?s=20
I stream sometimes. Check it out!
www.twitch.tv/heroicbiz/
TheRock1525
02/09/2021
11:53 AM
#11
https://twitter.com/MengsMullet/status/1359034386264567808
TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
PrivateBiscuit1
02/09/2021
11:55 AM
#12
TheRock1525 posted...
https://twitter.com/MengsMullet/status/1359034386264567808
i love wrestling now
I stream sometimes. Check it out!
www.twitch.tv/heroicbiz/
PrivateBiscuit1
02/10/2021
04:12 AM
#13
Wtf I have a new favorite wrestler now.

https://twitter.com/BomberTrans/status/1359129430271143942?s=19
I stream sometimes. Check it out!
www.twitch.tv/heroicbiz/
Maniac64
02/10/2021
11:25 AM
#14
My wife and I found a 30 minute youtube video yesterday talking about how she got started in wrestling and her storylines and it is such an interesting character.
"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris
Jakyl25
02/10/2021
11:26 AM
#15
WWE going hard for @TheRock1525 support

https://twitter.com/GMS_WWE/status/1359472187145523200?s=20
Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large
FFDragon
02/10/2021
12:08 PM
#16
Her gimmick is internet troll, but she's way better at it than Retribution ever was.

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1358024559035785216
https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1352088575198674947

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1357146906552508418

If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus
scarletspeed7
02/10/2021
12:47 PM
#17
Maki Itoh is absolutely hilarious. Best wrestling Twitter game ever.
"It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful
TheRock1525
02/10/2021
02:35 PM
#18
Jakyl25 posted...
WWE going hard for @TheRock1525 support

https://twitter.com/GMS_WWE/status/1359472187145523200?s=20

A lot of things going hard in relation to this image.
TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
TheRock1525
02/11/2021
01:08 AM
#19
So Cameron Grimes returned to NXT tonight for the first time in ages, except he rolled up in a Lamborghini because now he's apparently rich.

Why? Because apparently while away he got into video games, and when he ran out games to play, he went to Gamestop to buy more and thought the store was so dang cool he invested money into it by buying its stock.

That's right: Cameron Grimes is a moron who invested into a brick and mortar store thinking it was just awesome, and accidentally got rich in the process.

TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
ZeroSignal620
02/11/2021
05:01 AM
#20
FFDragon posted...
Her gimmick is internet troll, but she's way better at it than Retribution ever was.

When Retribution is being reduced to doing Twitter feuds with Bow Wow , it's not hard to accomplish being better than them.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
ZeroSignal620
02/11/2021
05:21 AM
#21
411's Rob Stewart adds this year's Rumbles to his all time rankings. As always, take this list with a grain of salt

1. 2001 (Austin III) 10/10
2. 2010 (Edge I) 9/10
3. 2004 (Benoit) 9/10
4. 1992 (Flair) 9/10
5. 2007 (The Undertaker) 8/10
6. 2019W (Becky Lynch) 8/10
7. 1997 (Austin I) 8/10
8. 1998 (Austin II) 8/10
9. 2008 (Cena I) 7/10
10. 2018 (Nakamura) 7/10
11. 2021W (Belair) 7/10
12. 2002 (HHH I) 7/10
13. 2018W (Asuka) 6/10
14. 2016 (HHH II) 6/10
15. 2005 (Batista I) 6/10
16. 2020 (McIntyre) 6/10
17. 2017 (Orton II) 6/10
18. 2003 (Lesnar) - 5/10
19. 1989 (Studd) 5/10
20. 1996 (Michaels II) 5/10
21. 2019 (Rollins) 5/10
22. 2011 (Del Rio) 5/10
23. 1999 (McMahon) 4/10
24. 1993 (Yokozuna) 4/10
25. 2020W (Charlotte) 4/10
26. 1990 (Hogan I) 4/10
27. 1994 (Hart/Luger) 4/10
28. 2013 (Cena II) 4/10
29. 2009 (Orton I) 4/10
30. 2012 (Sheamus) 3/10
31. 1991 (Hogan II) 3/10
32. 2014 (Batista II) 3/10
33. 2006 (Mysterio) 3/10
34. 2000 (The Rock) 3/10
35. 2021 (Edge II) 3/10
36. 1995 (Michaels I) 2/10
37. 1988 (Duggan) 2/10
38. 2015 (Reigns) 1/10

1999 is ridiculously ranked too high
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
ffmasterjose
02/11/2021
06:05 AM
#22
1989 looks ranked too high to me
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Steiner
02/11/2021
06:19 AM
#23
that list is basically nonsense
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
Steiner
02/11/2021
01:39 PM
#24
in the most giant brained move i've ever heard, this weekend's big NOAH show from budokan hall is on PPV... for the undercard. the main event will be free.
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
ZeroSignal620
02/11/2021
01:55 PM
#25
Steiner posted...
that list is basically nonsense

There's definitely a lot wrong with the list, but him thinking there are 15 Rumbles worse than 1999 is hilarious.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
Steiner
02/11/2021
01:57 PM
#26
https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1359913649259884546

i am ready for the next generation
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
Jakyl25
02/12/2021
04:55 PM
#27
TheRock1525 posted...
So Cameron Grimes returned to NXT tonight for the first time in ages, except he rolled up in a Lamborghini because now he's apparently rich.

Why? Because apparently while away he got into video games, and when he ran out games to play, he went to Gamestop to buy more and thought the store was so dang cool he invested money into it by buying its stock.

That's right: Cameron Grimes is a moron who invested into a brick and mortar store thinking it was just awesome, and accidentally got rich in the process.



According to Bryan Alvarez, this is semi-based on real life as Grimes actually did make 5 figures off of the WSB stock plays (in real life it was intentional though <_<)
Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large
ZeroSignal620
02/12/2021
09:11 PM
#28
Genius line from Heyman

"What are you gonna do, fire Roman Reigns right before Wrestlemania? Last year's Wrestlemania had record low attendance because Roman wasn't there!"
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
ZeroSignal620
02/12/2021
11:01 PM
#29
Elimination Chamber card for now
McIntyre vs Styles vs Miz vs Hardy vs Orton vs Sheamus for the WWE title
Jey vs Owens vs Bryan vs Cesaro vs Corbin vs Zayn; winner faces Reigns later in the evening
Reigns vs SD chamber winner for the Universal title
Asuka vs Lacey for Raw Women's title
Lashley vs Riddle vs Lee for US title

At the rate things are going, Big E vs Crews might get added in some kind of fashion, as well as Roode and Ziggler vs Street Profits
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
Nameless2000
02/13/2021
01:41 AM
#30
ZeroSignal620 posted...
Jey vs Owens vs Bryan vs Cesaro vs Corbin vs Zayn; winner faces Reigns later in the evening

That sounds pretty dumb!
n2k
TheRock1525
02/13/2021
01:58 AM
#31
Nameless2000 posted...
That sounds pretty dumb!

It was actually done pretty well as all things Roman right now. Roman pointed out how his contract only said he had to defend the title at the EC PPV, but not in the actual chamber. So it's a pretty good heel move to pick the bones of a worn out babyface.
TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
Steiner
02/13/2021
03:31 AM
#32
TheRock1525 posted...
It was actually done pretty well as all things Roman right now. Roman pointed out how his contract only said he had to defend the title at the EC PPV, but not in the actual chamber. So it's a pretty good heel move to pick the bones of a worn out babyface.

I expect the winner will turn out to be the challenger for fastlane too but with that said, why does roman have to defend at EC at all?
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
ZeroSignal620
02/13/2021
09:25 AM
#33
I'm assuming because Pearce was going to put Reigns in the chamber before Heyman got involved.

Also from last night's SD...
- Crews heel turn inevitable. After going 0-3 against Big E, Crews interferes in a match between him and Nakamura
- Rollins brings back "Burn it Down" and says he's a changed man for becoming a father. The roster didn't buy his claims and eventually he attacks Cesaro.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
Steiner
02/13/2021
09:40 AM
#34
ZeroSignal620 posted...
I'm assuming because Pearce was going to put Reigns in the chamber before Heyman got involved.

i mean not in kayfabe <_<
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
ZeroSignal620
02/13/2021
09:50 AM
#35
Steiner posted...
i mean not in kayfabe <_<

Understandable.

Now that I think about it, the Universal title has never been defended at Elimination Chamber. Guess that's what happens when you have Lesnar or Goldberg holding the title around that time frame.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
ZeroSignal620
02/13/2021
11:18 AM
#36
ALSO further thinking about it, the ultimate heel move that should happen is Reigns coming straight out immediately after the SD chamber ends. We already know it won't be Corbin or Zayn. Shouldn't be Jey, though the idea of Jey laying down for Roman would be further trolling at their expense. We've already seen Reigns vs Owens 3 times recently, no need for possibly 2 more.

Either Cesaro wins and later gets a legit one on one match with Roman at Fastlane, or Bryan gets it. Considering the roll Cesaro's been on lately, I say give him the Chamber win and a one and done title match at Fastlane.

Then Reigns fights Bryan at Wrestlemania.
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
Steiner
02/13/2021
01:29 PM
#37
I think it's pretty clear Reigns and Edge is the Mania match
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
Jakyl25
02/14/2021
01:23 AM
#38
https://twitter.com/bossmoz/status/1360836531733233664?s=21
Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large
TheRock1525
02/14/2021
05:17 PM
#39
Taya Valkyrie apparently signed with WWE.

I know nothing about her other than being John Morrison's wife. She any good?
TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
Eddv
02/14/2021
05:19 PM
#40
She used to be decent but she fucking sucks anymore.
Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Jakyl25
02/14/2021
05:36 PM
#41
Shes a Lance Storm trainee so I assume she can go when actually motivated.

And she will definitely have to be motivated to stand out in the current NXT Womens Division; its loaded even after Rhea presumably gets called up.
Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large
TheRock1525
02/14/2021
08:17 PM
#42
And now Eli Drake is in WWE. And called "LA Knight".
TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
Eddv
02/14/2021
08:18 PM
#43
NWA is dead
Board 8's Voice of Reason
https://imgur.com/AWY4xHy
PrivateBiscuit1
02/14/2021
09:58 PM
#44
Isn't Eli Drake pretty old now? Wild they brought him on like this so late.
I stream sometimes. Check it out!
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Jakyl25
02/14/2021
10:00 PM
#45
38, basically a rookie in modern WWE
Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large
TheRock1525
02/14/2021
11:16 PM
#46
The same age as redneck rookie AJ Styles!

Also, Adam Cole finally turned on Kyle O'Reilly so the Undisputed Era is officially disputed.
TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
TheRock1525
02/14/2021
11:25 PM
#47
https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1361148084793794566

Pat McAfee continues to be just the best.
TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.
PrivateBiscuit1
02/14/2021
11:45 PM
#48
Jakyl25 posted...
38, basically a rookie in modern WWE
Okay, I thought he was in his 40s so this is...... better?
I stream sometimes. Check it out!
www.twitch.tv/heroicbiz/
Fastbreak
02/15/2021
01:33 PM
#49
Is the Drew chamber the first where every participant is a former world champion
*Fastbreak Intensifies*
*ScareChan Intensifies*
Jakyl25
02/15/2021
02:02 PM
#50
No, but its the first where everyone is a former WWE Champion

There was a Chamber Swagger won in 2013 with Swagger, Orton, Bryan, Henry, Kane, and Jericho; all former WHCs
Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large
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