~*~*~The 2021 BOARD 8 RUMBLE!~*~*~

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Welcome to the very special BOARD 8 RUMBLE!

NORMAL RULES
-Normal rules apply (specifically, no rallying or editing posts at all)
-Two users will start in the ring, and one will be added every TWENTY MINUTES (NEW RULE THIS YEAR, THE ENTRY PERIOD IS NOW TWENTY MINUTES). This will be done as close to :00, :20 and :40 as possible)
-Users are eliminated at 0HP, unless they skin the cat (see below).
-You may hurt one person in the ring per entry period. (NB: That's per entrant, not "wait 20 minutes." If the next entrant enters at 4:00, you can hurt at 3:59 and then again at 4:01.)
-You may not hurt the same user in consecutive periods, unless one of them is an extra hurt (see below). You must either hurt somebody else or wait for a period.
-Once all users have entered, you must wait 20m from your previous vote before voting again, and 40 minutes before hurting the same person. Extra hurts still bypass both of these rules.
-If for some reason an entry is more than 5 minutes late, consider the Rumble "paused" until further notice.
-The last entrant standing will receive a SPECIAL PRIZE !

EXTRA HP BASED ON ENTRY NUMBER
Entrants 1-2 will start on 14HP
Entrants 3-10 will start on 13HP
Entrants 11-15 will start on 12HP
Entrants 16-25 will start on 11HP
Entrants 26-35 will start on 10HP

All previous rules still apply.

EXTRA RULES FOR PARTICIPANTS
-All participants start with one "extra hurt" that may only be used while that participant is in the ring. You may use it at any time, and it counts towards neither how often you can vote or how often you can vote the same person. (So in period one, I could hurt Tom. In 2, I could hurt Football and use my EXTRA hurt on Tom. In 3, it's been two periods, so I can regular hurt Tom again. The extra hurt is unaffected by rule 4.)
-If you are in the ring and your vote is the one to eliminate a contestant, you get +1 HP AND AN EXTRA DOUBLE HURT . You may go above your starting HP in this fashion, and you may accumulate more than one double hurt.
- If you have more than one double hurt, you can still use them at any time and on ALMOST any user (see below). So a user who has eliminated two competitors while in the ring could hurt a user three times in one post - their normal hurt, their standard extra hurt, and an extra hurt they have gained for eliminating a user.
-You cannot reduce a user's HP by more than 3HP in a single voting period. So you will not be allowed to eliminate two users to gain two extra hurts, then reduce a different user from 4HP to 0 with a single post. Three HP is the maximum reduction allowed in a single 20m period.

SKINNING THE CAT

-Entrants have the ability to "skin the cat", ie, hold on to the proverbial ropes to prevent elimination.
-If eliminated, you have 5 minutes to post on xx:xx:00. However, you will have only ONE attempt at this, so time your attempt carefully. You must make it clear in your post that you are skinning the cat (saying "STC" will accomplish this. This also prevents somebody from missing their STC chance by posting accidentally or not seeing the post that eliminated them).
-If you successfully skin the cat you will return to the Rumble with 2HP .
-If you are at 1hp and somebody uses their hurt and an extra hurt on you, you are eliminated automatically and rendered unable to skin the cat. Likewise, if you are on 2HP and someone uses their regular hurt and two extra hurts on you, you are eliminated automatically and rendered unable to skin the cat.
-If you eliminate someone while in the Rumble, you don't get the bonus point and extra hurt until either the 5-minute "skin the cat" period passes or they fail in their skin-the-cat attempt.
-You may only skin the cat ONCE.

SCOREBOARD EXPLAINED

Later in the Rumble, the scoring can get somewhat complicated, so here's a handy guide to explain.

KEY
+ - One of these for every extra point and extra hurt the superstar has earned via eliminations
STC - Indicates the superstar has already Skinned the Cat
X - that superstar has used their extra hurt
XX - that superstar has used two extra hurts (and so on)

So let's take this hypothetical example, looking only at three entrants.

X28 +TImeCop1- 2 (Tom, Stifled, eaed, Tom, eddv, Stifled, GTM, DP, david, ExTha, Sultan) - STC
#29 ++WotRMerchLawyer - 9 (XIII, Apollo, david)
#30 UCA_Hype_Guy - 10
XX31 +UCABearInterp - 11

TimeCop1 has used his extra hurt; the "#" symbol has turned into an "X". He has scored one elimination, as you can see by the "+", which would give him an extra hurt. But he has been hurt 11 times, as seen by the names in brackets, putting him on 0 points. This would normally mean elimination. However, he has skinned the cat, as you can see by the "STC". So he has re-entered the Rumble with two points.
WotRMerchLawyer has eliminated two people, so he has two "+" symbols. However, he has been hurt three times. He started on 10, gets a bonus point each for his two eliminations, and was then hurt three times, putting him on 9HP.
UCA_Hype_Guy has entered at #30. He has no hurts and is starting with 10HP, has not used his extra hurt, has not eliminated anybody, and has not skinned the cat.
UCABearInterp entered at #31. He scored an elimination quickly to earn a "+" symbol. He then used two extra hurts - the one he started with AND the one he got for his elimination.

Hopefully this little guide helps to explain how the scoreboard will be formatted.

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You should receive an @ mention on GameFAQs when you enter the Rumble. If you're in the Discord server, you'll hopefully receive one there also.

IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE BOARD 8 RUMBLE MATCH!
Not to be confused with XIII_stones.
https://imgur.com/agodP3r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE
ENTRANT #1: ZeroSignal620
@ZeroSignal620

JR: It's time, everyone! Let's do it!
XIII: *begins to stretch but, looking around at the UCA_Maintenance staff still cleaning up the place after last year, thinks better of it.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ9g9vEdbE
ENTRANT #2: ScareChan
@ScareChan @Fastbreak

JR: [insert generic JR parody here]
XIII: [insert generic absurd self-aggrandizing]
UCA_Cole: It's also worth ponting out that this is the second time Scare has started a Rumble, as he drew #1 back in 2019! Unlucky for some! Though he did come out #31 last year.

#1 ZSig - 14
#2 Scare - 14
Not to be confused with XIII_stones.
https://imgur.com/agodP3r
Hurt Scare
Not to be confused with XIII_stones.
https://imgur.com/agodP3r
Hurt 0
Board 8's Voice of Reason
https://imgur.com/AWY4xHy
Hurt Zero
Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier.
Inviso
Hurt Zero
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
3

2

1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l848DCVAmlY
ENTRANT #3: hylianknight
@hylianknight3

JR: [hums Zelda theme]
XIII: [gives sedative to self, JR and UCA_Cole] zzzzzzzzz
UCA_Cole: zzzzzzz
Not to be confused with XIII_stones.
https://imgur.com/agodP3r
Hurt hylian
Board 8's Voice of Reason
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#1 ZSig - 11 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod)
#2 Scare - 13 (XIII)
#3 hylian - 12 (eddv)
Not to be confused with XIII_stones.
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Hurt zero
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
Hurt Scare
Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ | ~Data Analyst~
Popular at school, but not as cool as azuarc , Guru Champ!
Hurt hylian
I was the final Undisputed Champion in UCA history,
but azuarc was our Guru Champion!
Hurt Scare
Hello again.
*is attacked at the UCA_Desk*
Not to be confused with XIII_stones.
https://imgur.com/agodP3r
*tag*

"Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning"
Copernicus - Candlemass
Hurt Hylian
Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier.
Inviso
I, Zero, am 1.

Let's do this

*superkicks Hylian*
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Kkn0RuQns

Alright time to replace that waste of space XIII, we're in MY World Now!

JR: Really, Jarrett? You wanna be...whatever. I guess this is fine *hits the sauce*
UCA_Cole: Hah Hah! Fun on Friday Night Maggle!
Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Hurt Hylian
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Do people keep coming in no matter what time it is?
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
It's a 20 minute interval I think.
"Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning"
Copernicus - Candlemass
3

2

1

BUZZZZT

Its...it's Steiner -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRILs-DTSxs

Well then let's see how the Stoned One can do this year..
JR: He's about as good at this as I am!
Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Hurt Scare
Formerly known as Raven 2
https://twitch.tv/ZeroSignalX
Hurt Steiner
Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier.
Inviso
Hurt Scare

#1 ZSig - 10 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod, hylian)
#2 Scare - 9 (XIII, Luster, Shonen, Zero, Eddv)
#3 hylian - 8 (eddv, IfGod, Zero, Inviso, DavidPont)
#4 steiner - 12 (Inviso)
Board 8's Voice of Reason
https://imgur.com/AWY4xHy
hurt scare
I was the final Undisputed Champion in UCA history,
but azuarc was our Guru Champion!
hurt hylian
https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png
Radiant wings as the skies rejoice, arise, and illuminate the morn.
Tag
Hurt stelner
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
Tag
Thinking Luigi and WAAAA > Pokemon Trainers was dumb, and Pokemon rocks.
Only users posting XxSoulxX will be rated
Hurt zero
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Strife2 posted...
It's a 20 minute interval I think.
I meant more like, are people going to be coming in through the night. Because at 3 people an hour with 30 people thats 10 hours.
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Yes.
"Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning"
Copernicus - Candlemass
3
2
1....

BZZZZT

#5 Tom Bombadil
@Tom_Bombadil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1WSiEWwQKo

UCA_Cole: Ah its long time GM Tombolo. He was as corrupt as they come and he never won much of anything but...maybe he can change that today!
Eddv: Ah yeah I worked for him a few times. Easy guy to get along with
JR: BUT NO KILLER INSTINCT EDDV. BAH GOD. HE DOESN'T EVEN USE A TAG ROPE

Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Finally, working nights will pay off lol
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Hurt Hylian
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
hurt hylian

#1 ZSig - 9 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod, hylian, IfGod)
#2 Scare - 8 (XIII, Luster, Shonen, Zero, Eddv, david)
#3 hylian - 5 (eddv, IfGod, Zero, Inviso, DavidPont, Tom, eddv, IfGod)
#4 steiner - 11 (Inviso, hylian)
#5 Tombolo - 13
Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Hurt scare
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
Hurt Steiner
Hello again.
Hurt Tombolo
Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier.
Inviso
Hurt Tom
LGM
3
2
1....

BZZZZZZT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTki2sfzsko (enters on 13hp)

#6. Crescent-Moon
@Crescent-Moon

Eddv: This one hates the Washington Football Team! Can't even admit to the greatness of Alex Smith
UCA_Cole: *flips through notes*... uh and what does that have to do with anything?
Eddv: Just saying. Alex Smith rules.
Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Hurt Crescent

#1 ZSig - 9 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod, hylian, IfGod)
#2 Scare - 7 (XIII, Luster, Shonen, Zero, Eddv, david, hylian)
#3 hylian - 5 (eddv, IfGod, Zero, Inviso, DavidPont, Tom, eddv, IfGod)
#4 steiner - 10 (Inviso, hylian, Shonen)
#5 Tombolo - 11 (Inviso, DP)
#6 Crescent-Moon 12 (Eddv)

Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Hurt Zero
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
3
2
1....

BZZZZT

#7 Sir Chris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qc1zwaRotU (enters on 13hp)

UCA_Cole: Who knighted this guy?
JR: I didn't. Guy can't even make a half decent brisket..

Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Hurt Chris

#1 ZSig - 8 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod, hylian, IfGod, IfGod)
#2 Scare - 7 (XIII, Luster, Shonen, Zero, Eddv, david, hylian)
#3 hylian - 5 (eddv, IfGod, Zero, Inviso, DavidPont, Tom, eddv, IfGod)
#4 steiner - 10 (Inviso, hylian, Shonen)
#5 Tombolo - 11 (Inviso, DP)
#6 Crescent-Moon 12 (Eddv)
#7 Sir Chris - 12 (Eddv)
Board 8's Voice of Reason
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Hurt Crescent
Hello again.
Hurt Crescent
Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier.
Inviso
Hurt Hylian
Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
3
2
1....

BZZZZT

#8 TheSultanOfSlam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcRMVuPJhsM

JR: What's with all the damn royalty. Don't they have anything better to do?
Eddv: I think they don't, that's why they're here.

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