based on a co-worker's experience...
You get your Masters so you can teach.
You do that for a few years before realizing the teaching profession is underpaid and not worth it.
You go back to school to get another degree in a STEM field.
You get a good paying tech job.
"That was unnecessarily dramatic". - NY Mets motto (courtesy of InnerTubeHero)
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