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A few ground rules:
-If I have you blocked you aren't allowed to participate (Note: I don't have anyone blocked)
-Please say which level you are on when you post your pick. In most cases it will be obvious, but this makes it easier for me to record the picks.
-The deadline to make a pick is before the official kick-off time of the game in question. You cannot pick a game that has already started. Some levels may have different deadlines, so read carefully.
-The deadline to answer the bonus question is at the start of games on Sunday (1 PM ET).
-Please don't edit your picks. If you'd like to change, please do so in a clearly labeled new post.
-I get my spreads from an online site providing lines from several sources, both in Vegas and out. Although these sources may continue to change their lines throughout the week, the ones I post in the topic are frozen and final for our purposes.
-You may use bonus points to skip any level after it is guaranteed you cannot pass it (at the end of the week's games, typically). You may only skip the level before I have posted the next week's topic. The price for skipping is in proportion to the level you are skipping. Skipping level 1 would take 1 bonus point, level 2 will take 2, level 5 will take 5. So on and so forth.

Explanation of Levels:

Level 1: Pick a winner. Simply pick one team to win their game. If they win, you go on to level 2.

Level 2: Pick an Underdog to win. You must pick a team that is an underdog to win their game. Underdogs will always be the team listed second.

Level 3: Level 3: 2 Games with Spread. Using the spreads I provide, pick 2 games. You must get both correct to move on. Spreads work by giving (-) or getting (+) points. The team that is the favorite to win "gives" points to the underdog. If you choose the favorite to win, they must still win after "giving" those points to the underdog. If you choose the underdog, you would be correct if they win the game after "getting" those points. For example, if a game says "Giants (-2.5) vs. Cowboys," if you pick the Giants, they must actually win the game by at least three points; if you pick the Cowboys, you would win if they actually won the game or lost by two points or less.

Level 4: 2 Game differentials. Pick two games and specify them to have a score differential of either 10+ or 5-. Make sure to specify which you pick, if you pick a score to be 10+ and the score ends up 3 apart, you do not advance. You do not need to pick the winner, as long as the differential is correct, it does not matter which team wins.

Level 5: 2 Over/Unders: I will now provide over/unders for each game. This number relates to the final score. You must choose 2 of the games and decide whether the final score will be OVER the number I provided or UNDER the number I provided. You must get both of these correct to advance.

Level 6: Pleaser: Pick one team to win using the spread, but with the pleaser, you lose 6 points on the spread. In other words, add six points in whichever direction makes it harder to win. For example, a (-2.5) spread becomes (-8.5), a (+3.5) becomes a (-2.5) spread, etc.

Level 7: QB, RB, WR: Pick 1 player to throw a touchdown pass, 1 player to rush for a touchdown, and 1 player to catch a touchdown pass. They must all be from different teams, and must also combine for at least 4 touchdowns in their respective positions. Typically you will be picking a QB, RB, and WR, but you may pick players from other positions to fill those roles (i.e. a TE or RB to get a receiving touchdown). You must make it clear what role you are picking the players for if it is not the standard QB/RB/WR or QB/RB/TE. If the player gets a touchdown in a different way (i.e. your rusher getting a receiving touchdown), it does not count.
Level 8: 5 Game Teaser: This is the opposite of level 6. Instead of losing 6 points on each spread, you actually gain 6 points on each spread. But you have to get all 5 games right to move on. So a team favored by 9.5 will now only have to win by 3.5, a team that is getting 2.5 points will now be getting 8.5 points.

Level 9: Rank 'Em: Pick starting quarterbacks and rank them in order of passing yards they will have this week, from most to least. You must get the entire order correct. TWO CHOICES: You may rank three quarterbacks whose team wins the game, OR any four quarterbacks. All selected quarterbacks must start their game. You must pick all players at once; you cannot make a partial pick to complete later.

Level 10: Obstacle Course: For this level, you are trying previous levels (although some of them are easier than before): You must SUCCESSFULLY pick one team to win, one team to win with the spread, one team to score 28 or more/14 or less, one over/under, one player to score a non-passing touchdown, AND a quarterback to throw for at least 280 yards. You can't pick the same team more than once.

Schedule (Favorites listed first; home team in CAPS):

Saturday, January 6th
BALTIMORE (-3.5) vs Pittsburgh 36.5
Houston (-1.5) @ INDIANAPOLIS 47.5

Sunday, January 7th
1pm
NEW ORLEANS (-2.5) vs Atlanta 42.5
CINCINNATI (-5.5) vs Cleveland 38.5
NEW ENGLAND (-2.5) vs New York Jets 30.5
Jacksonville (-5.5) @ TENNESSEE 39.5
DETROIT (-2.5) vs Minnesota 45.5
Tampa Bay (-5.5) @ CAROLINA 37.5
4pm
Dallas (-13.5) @ WASHINGTON 45.5
SAN FRANCISCO (-3.5) vs Los Angeles Rams 42.5
Philadelphia (-5.5) @ NEW YORK GIANTS 40.5
GREEN BAY (-2.5) vs Chicago 44.5
Seattle (-2.5) @ ARIZONA 47.5
LAS VEGAS (-2.5) vs Denver 37.5
LOS ANGELES CHARGERS (-2.5) vs Kansas City 35.5
8pm
Buffalo (-2.5) @ MIAMI 49.5

Bonus Question: Whos running this next year?
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Bonus: Not me (a rare bonus I'll get right this year)

Picks later
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Level 9

Most to least...
CJ Stroud
Tua Tagovailoa
Justin Fields
Bryce Young

Bonus: Not me
Formerly known as Raven 2
Level 8:
Steelers +9.5
Rams +9.5
Titans +11.5
Lions +3.5
Dolphins +8.5

Bonus: whoever wins this season
KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
Forgot the tiebreaker rules dang it

TIEBREAKER: This is where the bonus points you have acquired throughout the season come into play. For every bonus point you have, you may attempt a level you have previously passed. You can only "redeem" each bonus point once, but you may spread them out however you choose amongst the remaining weeks (oops). You cannot attempt the same level more than once in the same week (although you can attempt similar levels with the same pick, i.e. Level 3 and Level 6). For each level you pass, you will get points equal to the level number passed (i.e. if you submit a Level 4 pick and get it right, that's 4 points). The total accumulation of these points will be the tiebreaker between anyone tied at the highest level at the end of the season.
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 10
Leonhart4***

Level 9
Camden***(**)
Crescent-Moon**(*)
terpaholic****(**)
thekitchensink***(*****)
ZeroSignal*****

Level 8
DpObliVion(*****)
HanOfTheNekos*******
KCF0107(*******)
Runemistress******
Shattered**
th3l3fty**

Level 7
5tarscream**(******)
Arti****
Cody11533******
Mewtwo59**(***)
MZero***(******)
Thorn****
Xuxon*****

Level 6
andel*****
Bartz(*****)
changmas****
Fiop(*****)
foxhead84****
Meow1000******
resistance_pro*******
theawesomestevr*(****)

Level 5
fortybelowsummer*(****)
HBJDubs******
KommunistKoala****
pepper2012
Whiskey_Nick******

Level 4
Jakyl25*
mccheyne*(***)
SirChris**
Stripperiffic****
Suprak**
VeryInsane**

Level 3
Jukkie*
MegamanX**
MMXcalibur*
MysteriousStan*
Paratroopa1***
SwiftyDC
VengefulKaelee*
wallmasterz*
Wigs**
Wizardsfan1000**

Level 2
BlueCrystalTear*
Dancedreamer*
Eddv
KokoroAkechi*
WickIebee*

Level 1
Bossman_Coolguy
guffguy89
StifledSilence*
ZaziGuado*

MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
So if I get the bonus right this week, can I use it pass level 8 if I fail?
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
HanOfTheNekos posted...
So if I get the bonus right this week, can I use it pass level 8 if I fail?

There is no skipping on the final week. Standings are updated based on picks at the end of the week, and then skips are applied at the beginning of the following week, and there is no next week so standings after picks resolve are final

Think of it like a mafia game; picks resolve during the "night" phase, and skips are applied at the beginning of the next "day" phase

Did I just make this rule up? Perhaps. But I have been using this joke bonus for Week 18 for 3 years now so I'm sticking with it! (and I don't think the former hosts had bonus questions for the final week at all)

also we won't know if you got the bonus right until September!
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
But "not me" is correct! Lol

This is the highest I've been in ladder, I'm just sad I might not hit the next level
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
HanOfTheNekos posted...
But "not me" is correct! Lol

never say never ;)
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 10:

Team to win - Pittsburgh Steelers
Team to cover the spread - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-5.5)
Team to score 14 or fewer points - New York Jets
Over/Under - OVER Green Bay Packers/Chicago Bears (44.5)
Non-passing Touchdown - Josh Allen
Quarterback to throw for 280+ yards - Dak Prescott
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png
Bonus Level 8:

Pittsburgh Steelers (+9.5)
Cincinnati Bengals (+0.5)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+0.5)
New York Giants (+11.5)
Dallas Cowboys (-7.5)

Bonus Level 6:

Pittsburgh Steelers (-2.5)

Bonus Level 5:

OVER Green Bay Packers/Chicago Bears (44.5)

Good luck, everyone!
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LeonhartFour posted...
Level 10:

Team to win - Pittsburgh Steelers
Team to cover the spread - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-5.5)

Actually, I just realized this is dumb, so let's switch those around.

CHANGE:

Team to win: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Team to cover the spread: Pittsburgh Steelers (+3.5)
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
I have no idea what to do with level 9 this week.

Level 9
Dak Prescott
Jordan Love
Sam Darnold
Easton Stick

Tiebreaker Level 8
Jacksonville (+0.5)
Tampa Bay (+0.5)
Philadelphia (+0.5)
Green Bay (+3.5)
Seattle (+3.5)

Tiebreaker Level 7
QB: Dak Prescott
RB: Kyren Williams
WR: Mike Evans

Tiebreaker Level 1
Dallas Cowboys
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Level 6:
Dallas (-19.5)
"so is my word...It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it." - Isaiah 55:11
Level 6: Seattle (-8.5)

Tiebreakers
Level 1: Dallas

Level 2: Chicago

Level 3: Houston(-1.5); Chicago (+2.5)

Level 4: Dallas/Washington (10+); Jacksonville/Tennessee (5-)

Level 5: San Francisco/Rams (Under); New England/Jets (Over)
The Pro
Level 8
Pittsburgh +9.5
Cincinnati +0.5
Detroit +3.5
Tampa Bay +0.5
Dallas -7.5
LGM
L7:
Josh Allen
James Conner
Ceedee Lamb

Bonus: Not Leon.
FM European Challenge - Slaven Belupo (CRO) (17)
Reading - 1Q84 (Book 3) (20)(4)
Level 5:

BALTIMORE (-3.5) vs Pittsburgh 36.5 OVER
Houston (-1.5) @ INDIANAPOLIS 47.5 UNDER
All hail the coming of the Destroyer - the Slayer's time...is now.
Live and let live.
Level 7
Dak Prescott
James Conner
Mike Evans

Tiebreaker:
L6: Arizona (-4.5)

L5: Dallas/Washington OVER
New England/New York Jets UNDER

L4: Cowboys/Commies 10+
Bucs/Panthers 10+
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Lv.8:
Pittsburgh (+9.5)
Houston (+4.5)
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Level 9:

Dak
Stroud
Baker

Level 8

Steelers +9.5
Texans +4.5
Patriots +3.5
Bears +8.5
Eagles +.5

Other bonus pick later
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
level 6:
kansas city -3.5
Round 2 vs Nichols
Go Dennison!
Level 7:
QB: Dak
RB: Josh Allen (rush TD)
WR: Tyreek Hill

Bonus: not me

Tiebreaker:

Level 1: Eagles
Level 2: Titans
Level 3: Eagles (-5.5)
Level 6: Cleveland (-0.5)
May you find your book in this place.
Formerly known as xp1337.
Level 6 bonus get
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Level 7:
QB: Jordan Love
RB: Josh Allen
WR: CeeDee Lamb

Going for a personal best if I can get to Level 8.
"Video games are meant to be just one thing. Fun. Fun for everyone." -Satoru Iwata
"11533 >>> 1001 imo" - Jeff Zero
CJ Stroud - 268
Tua Tagovailoa
Justin Fields
Bryce Young

Not the most ideal situation but I'll take it.
Formerly known as Raven 2
Stroud is my middle QB so we'll see how it goes. I went the 3 QB route
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
Keeping the pressure on me
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Tiebreaker stuff

Level 8
Patriots +3.5
Bills +3.5
Cowboys -7.5
Lions +3.5
Buccaneers +0.5

Level 7
QB: Josh Allen
RB: James Conner
WR: Ceedee Lamb

Level 6
Kansas City (-2.5)

Level 5
Seattle vs Arizona - UNDER
Cincy vs Cleveland - UNDER

Level 4
Cowboys vs Commanders - 10+
Bucs vs Panthers 10+
Formerly known as Raven 2
Level 8:

Jacksonville (+0.5)
Tampa Bay (+0.5)
Philadelphia (+0.5)
GREEN BAY (+3.5)
Buffalo (+3.5)

Bonus: MZero
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
LEVEL 4
Dallas (-13.5) @ WASHINGTON 45.5: Over 10
Buffalo (-2.5) @ MIAMI 49.5: Under 5
Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
Level 8:
Saints +3.5
Buccaneers +.5
Rams +9.5
Eagles +.5
Dolphins +8.5

Bonus: I can ask my husband if he'll do it if you don't want to.
It's more like if you don't have to wait in line at Arby's because some dude stopped by and kidnapped all of the other customers. - MoogleKupo141
Leonhart4 posted...
Level 6 bonus get
That game was weird because as far as I've seen the Steelers have been a 3-4 favorite all week, yet we had Ravens at -3.5.

Like uh... wut.
Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104
Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.
Also Buffalo -8.5 ONE LAST SHOT to clear level 6
Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104
Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.
Lv.8:
Tampa Bay (+0.5)
Los Angeles Rams (+9.5)
Chicago (+8.5)

Tiebreakers:
Lv.6: Los Angeles Rams (-2.5)
Lv.3: Los Angeles Rams (+3.5), Tampa Bay (-5.5)
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Level 9
Prescott > Hurts > Lawrence

Tiebreakers
Level 8 - Atlanta +8.5, Philly +0.5, Jacksonville +0.5, Tampa +0.5, Chiefs +8.5
Level 7 - Baker Mayfield, David Montgomery, CeeDee Lamb
Level 4 - DAL/WAS 10+, NO/ATL 5-
- TKS -
The Witness
Meow1000 posted...
That game was weird because as far as I've seen the Steelers have been a 3-4 favorite all week, yet we had Ravens at -3.5.

Like uh... wut.

...it's possible I read the spread wrong
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 9
Allen
Hurts
Siemian

I have angry skills.
Tiebreakers
Level 8
Jets +8.5
Tampa + 0.5
Philly + 0.5
Green Bay +3.5
Buffalo +3.5

Level 7
Qb Tua T.
Rb Hurts
Wr Evans

Level 6
Buffalo -8.5

Level 5
NEW ENGLAND (-2.5) vs New York Jets 30.5 Under

GREEN BAY (-2.5) vs Chicago 44.5 OVER
I have angry skills.
Meow1000 posted...
That game was weird because as far as I've seen the Steelers have been a 3-4 favorite all week, yet we had Ravens at -3.5.

Like uh... wut.

Well, I'm sure the spread changed once all the Ravens were ruled out
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Leonhart4 posted...
Well, I'm sure the spread changed once all the Ravens were ruled out

Nah, it opened Steelers -3.5 this week (Ravens not having anything to play for was already factored in), plus MZero put the topic up Wednesday where there may have even been - 4's.
Whoops

Well, I wouldn't have taken them at Level 6 at -9.5! I can just pick another game if we just want to throw that result out.
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Yeah it was most likely Steelers -3.5 when I checked but I just goofed. Several people chose that game, so I don't think it's right to throw that result out, especially now that most games have started
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Well, the Steelers would've covered the correct spread on any other level, so it's only Level 6 that would be an issue.
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Well, no one caught it until after the fact, so it should still count imo. I'm only commenting now because I didn't bother to check the thread this week until just now.
Level 7:

QB: Josh Allen
RB: D"Andre Swift
WR: Tyreek Hill

Tiebreaker :

Level 2: Miami
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Level 6: Bills -8.5
TB: Lvl. 2 - Bills -2.5
MZero posted...
-I get my spreads from an online site providing lines from several sources, both in Vegas and out. Although these sources may continue to change their lines throughout the week, the ones I post in the topic are frozen and final for our purposes.

Sounds pretty open and shut to me.
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Level 1: Packers
Don't mind me. I'm just here for the contest.
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