Don't you idiots see? If you come back as a robot, you keep your memories, and you beat death by putting your brain into a robot body. You'll be immortal. Plus, you'll have the strength of five gorillas. Did you think I was kidding? Also, any language you want will be programmed into your brain. I'm choosing Italian, so my robot-self can pick up women.
My name is Kope. I saw it north, near the waterfall. Believe me! I think it was a robot.