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It was kind of funny. The police were grilling me because I was the only one over 20 at this party but they let me go because I was of age and didn't do anything wrong. Many other kids got tickets though lol

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Ayuyu posted...
Liar, you've been here for at least 13 minutes.

Also Guy B could just stop coming altogether since he already doesn't spend a lot of time here! I guess the life of people he doesn't know really affects him.

Also I'm arguing with Strahax.

I'm a benevolent person and I wish to help people who are extremely isolated from the rest of society (such as yourself). You ought to welcome me with open arms

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Ayuyu posted...
Spot the loser :

1. The guy sitting alone in front of his computer doing something he enjoys.

2. The guy sitting alone in front of his computer angry that people do something they enjoy and complain about it.

Guy A is here every days for hours on end while Guy B comes on every couple days and makes one comment for five minutes and then leaves

Yep, easy choice

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
some people's definition of "fun" is participating and obsessing over "Save My Favorite Final Fantasy Character Contest XVI". .

Sorry, bu that is NOT ok and certainly not normal behavior.Parents would be appalled to have kids who do that all the time. I'm trying to help you guys. UltimaterializerX agrees with me

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So far, everyone in here has just deflected the question

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1. Go to the bars, clubs, have fun while you're still young

or

2. Participate and obsess over "Save My Favorite Final Fantasy Character Contest XVI"

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Have you perhaps mentioned him at the dinner table?

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Thank you those who agree with me that something is very wrong here. I'm sure UltimaterializerX agrees with me too

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You have this as a topic


"Save My Final Fantasy X Moment"


This has got to be one of the nerdiest things I've ever seen in my life. Wow.

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Wow, turning my topic into a stupid "Save My" topic. That's never been done before. Grow up, prole.

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The girlfriend was being naggy

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MZero11 posted...
New York City sucks, so yeah CE is like it.

Let me guess - you are a guy who wears metallica t-shirts and baggy jeans you bought at Wal-Mart 3 years ago? Learn fashion, prole.

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This board is like Nebraska. CE is like New York City. All the good posters migrate to that board and leave this one in the dust to die and decay.

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LeonhartFour posted...
Thanks for proving my point about why you providing hilarious commentary on a wide range of subjects is doomed to failure before it even begins.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/62622420/699225421

People adore my topics. Why shouldn't youtube videos be any different?

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ninkendo posted...
20,000 views on 20 different videos and at least 10,000 subscribers

Will you subscribe to me? :)

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LeonhartFour posted...
Sounds like something that will die before it ever begins.

Like you on the basketball court?

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I think I am going to start a video series where I post hilarious commentary about a wide range of subjects. I only want to do it if I get money though.

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This is GameFAQs, not ShadowHalo's personal blog

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MoogleKupo141 posted...
Yes, I have a substantial supply of upsexy. Do you want some? You can't have any. You are Strahax. You do not deserve things.

Want a slurpy? It's from 7-11 and you have to go to Chicago at 3: a.m. to get it

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SovietOmega posted...
what's....yeah

XD you fell for it

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?

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yeah cyclo, sorry but i just trolled you hard. want some eggs benedict because you just got served!

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how the hell did he get married? all he does is post here all day

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why don't you have a girlfriend yet?

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The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President?"

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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
cut your dick off

You realiize I won't be able to have kids then, right?

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What should I do?

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Anyone tried this? I'm thinking of blending a milk + ice cream + oreos + vodka blend. But I know it could end up disgusting.

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Go

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How does this make you feel?

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Yes or no

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Rad Link 5 posted...
From: VincentLauw | #009
I never imagined you to be this kind of person

there is nothing wrong with letting go and having fun every once in a while
I love having fun. I just don't want to screw with my brain to do so. I have plenty enough fun without doing that.

The idea of intentionally putting something into my system that impairs my mind is horrifying to me.

I don't know why everyone pictures me as a recreational drug user.

You sound like a huge loser

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This is a public message board, not a blog. BIGPUN, I order you to stop posting nonsensical drivel.

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Looks stupid

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Nerd

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STOP

No more of these contests! 14? Are you guys serious? STOP

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CM_Rock posted...
I thought you said you weren't STRAHAX.

I'll forward the applications along to him

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WHAT IS IT?

Strahax's Posse is the most prestigious group on this board.

WHAT WILL I HAVE TO DO

Simply swear undying fealty to yours truly

HOW DO I JOIN?

By filling out an application


Application

Name:
Age:
Location:
How many girlfriends you've had in the past year:
Any criminal record?:

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
_BALLIN_ posted...
Nope, since I'm not in high school

If you were in high school I doubt they'd hire you.

If I were in high school, I'd smoke your pastry ass on the b-ball court

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Nope, since I'm not in high school

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I was waiting in line, minding my own business, trying to get my volcano tacos so I could come home and snack before taking my antibiotic. The line wasn't that long but there was a woman ahead of me. She was dressed in her military apparel and apparently she was angry about a mistake with her order.

She was literally yelling at the poor girl behind the register. The girl kept repeating that it was her first shift as a cashier and that there was no one to supervise and help her out since it's a night shift. But the military lady kept barking out insults and orders as if this was some kind of f***ing boot camp or some s***.

So I told the military lady that if she'd calm down, I'd pay for her new order. I try to respect the military in our country and so I figured it'd be a good idea. The woman looked at me and started yelling at me. "Do you think I'm f***ing poor, civ? Do you think we don't get paid?"

And then the veins in her face started popping and I got scared because she looked muscular and she looked like she had some experience with killing. So I grabbed the nearest chair and smacked her across the face with it. I didn't realize that the chair was being used to hold a carton of Taco Bell sauces, so when I smacked her, the carton exploded and there was sauce everywhere. Might've been some blood everywhere too, since it hit pretty hard.

I ran the f*** out of the Taco Bell and had to find a new place to lay low. The military is probably searching for me as I type. Thankfully I've got my girl here. I'm pretty scared right now but she's trying to calm me down. It works too, because whenever I look at her beautiful face I feel better.

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?

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Because he drank his coffee before it was cool

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no

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Post

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Governer of Tokyo denies that the Rape of Nanking ever happened.


TOKYO — Tokyo's outspoken conservative governor Shintaro Ishihara on Friday said he agreed with the mayor of Nagoya's statement that the 1937 'rape' of Nanjing by Japanese troops never happened.
Diplomatic sparks flew earlier this week when Takashi Kawamura said he believes only a "conventional fight" took place in Nagoya's sister city of Nanjing, instead of the well-documented massacre of Chinese civilians.
China says 300,000 people were killed in an orgy of murder, rape and destruction when the eastern city -- then the capital -- fell to the Japanese imperial army, and the incident has haunted Sino-Japanese ties ever since.
Beijing lodged a formal complaint over the denial and Nanjing officials said they were freezing twin city activities in protest.
In a move that could further inflame emotions, Ishihara on Friday backed the controversial claims.
"What mayor Kawamura says is correct. I would like to defend him," Ishihara told journalists.
Ishihara believes that it would have been physically impossible for the former Japanese army to kill so many people in such a short period of time, Jiji press reported him as saying.
On Monday, Kawamura told Liu Zhiwei, a high-level Chinese official visiting from Nanjing, that mass murders and rapes had not happened, a belief he says is based on the experiences of his father who was in Nanjing in 1945 at the end of the Japanese occupation of China.
Tokyo on Wednesday said the official government position on the sacking of the city had not changed.
Spokesman Osamu Fujimura said: "We cannot deny that the killing of noncombatants, looting and other acts occurred" following the Japanese imperial army's advance into Nanjing.
Relations between Japan and China occasionally flare over differing interpretations of history, with emotions running high over the 1937-1945 occupation by Japanese troops of vast swathes of China.


http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gqqzO2hCm4p_W9kawUJsV85RS1RA?docId=CNG.55872017a52d4f3c1e40d17a3ebe2909.561

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Yeah, because text over the computer can really show you how to make complex foldings with paper.

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