Lurker > _BALLIN_

Darth Maul is one of the most pathetic villains in the Star Wars movies... but he's still from Star Wars. But could Batman beat him?

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:D

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You're a grown man. Stop doing this crap and do something productive with your life such as getting a girl, you fraud.

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give me ideas

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bumpo

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Tales of Symphonia works (Remember that the regular boss music in that game is NOT Fighting of the Spirit, Law of the Battle, Beat the Angel etc)

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RevolverSaro posted...
To be fair, Boss Battle 2 kind of becomes the boss battle theme in the second half of CT. Boss battle1 barely ever plays later on in that game.

No. Wrong. You fight the golem twins, the mammon machine, the mountain guardian, Dalton, all those guys in the Black Omen etc and they all play Boss Battle 1. Boss Battle 2 plays at what?

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Oh, FFV also. I don't even remember what FFV's regular battle music is but I remember the boss mjusic was among the worst I've ever heard

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LeonhartFour posted...
Boss Battle 2 is one of the best songs in the game.

Ok, but that's not CT's regular boss battle. That's like saying FFVI's music when you fight Atma Weapon is the regular boss music

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Super Mario RPG (The regular boss sucks but the boss music when you fight Axem Rangers, Mack, Bowyer etc i9s amazing)
Chrono Trigger
Chrono Cross

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CherryCokes posted...
How strange

I had a dream you were actually banned from Board 8

geez, you're dreaming about b8? what a loser

go get laid LOL

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SIMPLE AND CLEAN

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as defeat seemed inevitable I became very emotional and began preparing a concession speech, if you will. lobbying TRE to exercise his power in my favor within the 50-67% range was not on my radar. those around me suggested my emotions were feigned, but with no regard I pressed on. I even tried to see the positive in it: I could now devote myself to other tasks, life is like a series of seasons and the sun has set on Board 8 for me, and so on.

at last the vote counting was to come. everyone crowded around, and somehow I was given the ignominious task of having to tally the results on the blackboard, as if digging my own grave.

two tallies were produced. the first, I won 19-8. but I had the support of six users who had since been suspended or banned. so not counting those, I was at 13-8, which of course would put the decision in TRE's hands. there was much hubbub about which tally should count and so on. but this question was never answered. TRE announced, without expressly declaring which tally he considered to be valid, that as per the results of the balloting, I would not be banned and would only serve a short suspension.

I restrained my jubliance and felt a pang of gratefulness, especially to those moderators and enemies who turned out to my side against all odds (Leonhart and nintendogirl and Weakupedia voted against the ban). I did announce my intention to reduce my presence on Board 8 in the coming months before heading off to get a salad for lunch.

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first off, let me point out that Board 8 was a physical place for most of my dream. kind of like a market place, but more of a sense of community. most of you were in physical form, though I can't comment on what you "looked like", it didn't much work like that.

as the voting began my hopes were very, very slender. the universal expectation was that I was done for. the early votes coming in suggested I had a good chance to get close to the 50% threshold, but no more. I encouraged those of you who were obviously my supporters to vote stuff on my behalf but they didn't listen. nor did I succumb to the temptation to vote stuff on my own when nobody was looking.

part iii coming soon

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the dream began as I received consecutive notifications, in which my karma surged to -14. Team Rocket Elite contacted me on AIM after this happened, and I did not immediately respond as I had been preparing an appeal brief for one specific post, which had cost me 10 karma points. the post was over two years old and consisted of 'f*** you' to OmarsComing. my argument was, that because the post was so old the points would have rolled off by now, and etc. but once my karma soared up to -14 it was clear that I had to struggle through other means.

and so I got to talking to TRE, and we hammered out a plan. though the decision whether or not to perma-ban me was entirely his, we would take a vote of the Board 8 Community. if less than 1/2 of the Community felt I should be allowed to stay, I would be banned. if between 1/2 and 2/3 felt I should be allowed to stay, the decision would officially again rest with TRE, but barring extraordinary circumstances he would still go through with the ban. and if I got the support of more than 2/3, he would allow me to stay after a five-day suspension.

part II later.

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I need to know

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I say JD because I can relate to him

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I love that music video

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GenesisSaga posted...
vcharon posted...
So that's what the "ball" in your name means.

And that's what the "in" in his name means. Maybe he likes balls in his

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In his... women? Yep, sounds right

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For the record, I am most definitely NOT gay

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I'm straight ;_;

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Dark Young Link posted...
More than you.


I doubt that seeing as how you're like 30 and still a virgin

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Grow up, proles. This is actually an informative topic unlike your "Rate the Pokemon: Bigglybuff" topics that plague the board

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Is it OK to have sex during pregnancy?

As long as your pregnancy is proceeding normally, you can have sex as often as you like — but you may not always want to. At first, hormonal fluctuations, fatigue and nausea may sap your sexual desire. During the second trimester, increased blood flow to your sexual organs and breasts may rekindle your desire for sex. But by the third trimester, weight gain, back pain and other symptoms may once again dampen your enthusiasm for sex.

Can sex during pregnancy cause a miscarriage?
Many couples worry that sex during pregnancy will cause a miscarriage, especially in the first trimester. But sex isn't a concern. Early miscarriages are usually related to chromosomal abnormalities or other problems in the developing baby — not to anything you do or don't do.

Does sex during pregnancy harm the baby?
Your developing baby is protected by the amniotic fluid in your uterus, as well as the mucous plug that blocks the cervix throughout most of your pregnancy. Sexual activity won't affect your baby.

What are the best sexual positions during pregnancy?
As long as you're comfortable, most sexual positions are OK during pregnancy. As your pregnancy progresses, experiment to find what works best. Rather than lying on your back, you might want to lie next to your partner sideways or position yourself on top of your partner or in front of your partner. Let your creativity take over, as long as you keep mutual pleasure and comfort in mind.

What about oral and anal sex?
Oral sex is safe during pregnancy. There's a caveat, however. If you receive oral sex, make sure your partner doesn't blow air into your yahoo. Rarely, a burst of air may block a blood vessel (air embolism) — which could be a life-threatening condition for you and the baby.

Generally, anal sex isn't recommended during pregnancy. Anal sex may be uncomfortable if you have pregnancy-related hemorrhoids. More concerning, anal sex may allow infection-causing bacteria to spread from the rectum to the uterus.

Are condoms necessary?
Exposure to sexually transmitted infections during pregnancy increases the risk of infections that can affect your pregnancy and your baby's health. Use a condom if your partner has a sexually transmitted infection, you're not in a mutually monogamous relationship or you choose to have sex with a new partner during pregnancy.

Can orgasms trigger premature labor?
Orgasms can cause uterine contractions, but these contractions are different from the contractions you'll feel during labor. If you have a normal pregnancy, orgasms — with or without intercourse — don't seem to increase the risk of premature labor or premature birth. Likewise, sex isn't likely to trigger labor even as your due date approaches.

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1 > doesn't matter because only nerds played the rest from here on out

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How many friends do you have on Facebook?

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Strahax has been on the rise in popularity as of late.

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I like that Jigwally guy,

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Because he couldn't find aaaarrrrrrrr!

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DigitalIncision posted...
When will you be running your next Save My contest?

Never. Only turbo-virgins participate in those.

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Even though it's true. Nowadays I rarely get modded. LOL!

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Seriously. Stop it. You all are grown men. How do you live with yourselves? Stop making them and stop participating in them.

No more Save My ____ contests. Go hit the clubs or something instead

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me

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MoogleKupo141 posted...
get yourself kidnapped by Ken Jeong

Maybe I should walk to 7-11 in Chicago at 3 in the morning?

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No gambling or strip clubs/whore houses

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She's probably using that as an excuse you know

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Raka_Putra posted...
So do you work in the kitchen or are you a cashier?

I'm a waiter. I get my money primarily via tips because I'm a damn good waiter.

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0 Sir Chris
5 ertyu

1 GuessMyUserName
4 th3l3fty

2 Sir Cobain
3 The Raven

5 HeroicGammaRay
0 Xcarvenger

1 rammtay
4 thundersheep

5 Maniac64 / muddersmilk
0 Tom Bombadil

0 Dilated Chemist
5 Ed Bellis

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mnkboy907 posted...
No, that was Olive Garden. And McDonald's was just where he was applying to for his second job.

Wow, I suck.

Thank you, for paying attention to my life. I'm glad I have at least one friend on here :)

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KingButz posted...
I'm pretty sure that I have not seen a "Save My" topic on b8 for months!

You must be blind, son.

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LeonhartFour posted...
How many married chicks work at McDonald's?

And if they do there's no way any of them can be attractive so your boss is totally justified to fire you

I don't work at McDonalds, I work at TGI Fridays and I'm the manager. Get your facts straight, son.

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My boss actually threatened to fire me over it. Is that possible when there is nothing in the employee handbook about employees not being able to date/screw?

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You guys roast me all the time but I am like a duck and you all are just water

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4/10. Would be better if he didn't look so goddamn stupid.

Nominate Queen Brahne (FFIX)

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XxSoulxX posted...
It just goes to show you how sad this site really is. Finding a girl isn't that hard people.

Agreed

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ShadowHalo17 posted...
strahax is still in elementary school

go figure

Your ex-girlfriend is gonna get railed tomorrow. Not by you of course

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LOL! Nerd!

*Gives you wedgie*

*Dates cheerleader*

*Steals your milk money*

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GenesisSaga is the worst user ever

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6/10

Nominate Yu Yevon (FFX)

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