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Nanis23 posted...
AppIekidjosh posted...
Final Fantasy 9

Well 8 IS close to 9 in the keyboard...
Next time check your message before you post it ok?

Oh my god shut up

Monster Rancher Battlecard
Final Fantasu Mystic Quest

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senorhousemouse

I like turtles

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senorhousemouse

tell me more about teenspot.com

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senorhousemouse

This is the kind of thing I can't laugh about in public.

WHY.

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senorhousemouse

Ran a 10K (Capitol 10,000 in Austin, fwiw) and set a personal record. Yay!

Then it started burning when I peed and I had some pelvic soreness and I kept being able to feel my dong when it's just chillin in my undies and so now I started worrying that I've got some sort of STD, so I notified all the people I've recently slept with. Boo :( And then it kinda went away but I still have to get tested because if any of them wind up with something there's documentation saying that I'm not necessarily clean. Boo :(

Then I got pulled over for the first time ever. Boo :(

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senorhousemouse

I don't think I've heard the word "daydreaming" as many times in my entire life as I have in this topic. It doesn't even sound like a real word now.

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senorhousemouse

Jesus, chill out.

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i was worried about maria but i am glad to hear maria is fine

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bump

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I know T___T

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Weightlifting, really.

"Pick this up."

It requires good form, but so does every other sport.

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CherryCokes posted...
the worst is when they deep throat you and then their throat is the size of a drainage pipe for the rest of the day

Oh, I guess that makes sense.

Just asking because I don't have a vagina and therefore lack a frame of reference for this

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senorhousemouse

I remember FartAstronaut69 but not what the topic was

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senorhousemouse

Many new users know the term "off-season"

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senorhousemouse

Didn't you do that to the ex's birthday party topic?

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senorhousemouse

It's not even the same sport.

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senorhousemouse

Damn :( Your night was definitely worse.

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senorhousemouse

Universal eternal happiness, I guess. It's what everyone is really shooting for, why not just cut out the middleman?

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senorhousemouse

Do you feel stretched out or anything afterwards? I always feel... aware of my butthole for the rest of the day.

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senorhousemouse

Oh my word.

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senorhousemouse

Act like she came to your house for a massage

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senorhousemouse

She likes the you she knows from work. Dress a little sexier but act like that.

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senorhousemouse

I "dabble in informatics" the same way House "dabbles in medicine"

And yeah, the 5-minute commute is amazing. I woke up at 8:02 and arrived at 8:15, and that's after getting dressed and finding my wallet and keys and stuff. This job is magical.

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lol you like the shorts of boys what are you gay

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Rad Link 5 posted...
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #001
grown-ass-man work
Sounds dirty.

lol, it's a software company so it's negative sexy

Raka_Putra posted...
Congrats!

What is your new job?

I'm a software engineer at BuildASign :D It's pretty awesome so far. I still gotta get integrated into the system and everything, but I've had a lot of fun and I like the people.

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Yay, gonna be doing actual grown-ass-man work :D

Leaving now, work starts in half an hour. Wish me luck~

My commute is only 5 minutes but I'm gonna see about getting something to eat beforehand because it'd kinda suck to underperform on my first day because I'm hungry.

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Apparently there's evidence in nature for what you nerdy sadsacks have suspected all along: technology is an appropriate proxy for face-to-face interaction.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/apps-apes-orangutans-using-ipads-paint-video-chat-174457692.html


there's no video though. WHY

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Azp2k32 posted...
WhoopsyDaisy posted...
You should do a level 7 run, imo

Fright Jars on the required non-boss enemies, and beat the bosses and nothing else

You'll see the utility of characters you never use, and recognize Bombette for the FP-hogging syrup sink she is.

I honestly never got the Bombette love. Like, my last run through I loved her for Clefts, but as someone who's ultra-conservative with FP, I never used her. I would almost always keep to Watt/Parakarry, with a few exceptions.

I thought Parakarry was actually the worst party member. About as expensive per HP of damage as Bombette, but less damaging.

I used Watt, Kooper, and occasionally Goombario or Bow. The game was pretty awesome no matter who you picked, though :3

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senorhousemouse

You should do a level 7 run, imo

Fright Jars on the required non-boss enemies, and beat the bosses and nothing else

You'll see the utility of characters you never use, and recognize Bombette for the FP-hogging syrup sink she is.

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senorhousemouse

I don't even know where my high school diploma is. If you're going to college, no one cares about any high school anything ever again.

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UltimaterializerX posted...
Nope, Melee

He took Melee into consideration. You're never going to convince him the GameCube is better by saying that it has Melee because he already factored it in.

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SHINE GET 64 posted...
10

that's about how long it takes too for us to run out of hot water

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foolm0ron posted...
Why don't you disassemble your clothes and let me look at your "opcodes"? ; )

I'm application-level as hell. If you've got a systems fetish, good for you, but that ain't my thing.

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senorhousemouse

It's mostly that all my classes from here on out are CS it's been impossible to find hot gay guys in them. I welcome all hot gay single leads, but I'm also impressed if they're CS majors since school is consuming my life.

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Now I just have to make her set me up with him. This is the happiest moment of my life :3

The only hot gay CS major I know is taken. Yay friends of friends!

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oh my god these are fantastic

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buh-NAHL
cuh-NAL (like Al Gore)
AY-null

none of them have the same last syllable

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Heroic Bigpun posted...
Cookie girl came while i was in the bathroom and dropped off some brownies

She told everyone they're only for me and no one can have one

Sweeet

She dropped off brownies while you were dropping off brownies?

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metroid13 posted...
From: Paratroopa1 | #020
One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code.
It's called dating sites :/

I've actually been doing the dating site thing. It's fun but I wanna meet people normally. The problem is that the only gay guys in my classes are not hot (except for this friend of mine who's taken). I'm starting a job soon, but it's a professional job that would probably frown on intra-office romance and I'm far and away the youngest one there anyway.

Oh my god I started a girl topic about dudes :(

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...
I've found the best strategy is to just go for it and not give a ****

lol what do you know the only tail you've gotten has been from a girl

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lol he's not

god dammit there are no hot gay cs majors

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senorhousemouse

I don't know the formulas off the top of my head or whatever but try dividing the stddev by sqrt(n) or something. Basically find the standard ERROR not the standard DEVIATION.

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Zach > Anthony

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foolm0ron posted...
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #021
I like really average-looking guys
why

Average as in guy-next-door as opposed to fruitacular. Not as opposed to hot. I meant unspectacularly gay, not 5/10.

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Paratroopa1 posted...
One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code.

I know, it's frustrating. I like really average-looking guys so I usually just go "hey quick question are you gay" because I probably don't know the answer is yes.

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I would ask him out if I weren't in class and also if he were a bit more alone and not actively talking with people :(

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KingButz posted...
why is it important for you to know that? Are you gay?

Yeah, I wanna ask him out but there's like this whole process involved in figuring out if you're even not wasting your time :/

CherryCokes posted...
if you can't tell, he's not

This is not necessarily true. And he seems about as gay as one of my friends who I also was like "hmmmm" until he was all "my boyfriend blah blah blah" and I was like "ok cool"

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"do you have a girlfriend" is basically universally known code for "are you gay" though

and the problem is that they're talking about CS stuff, which has no human element at all. I'm trying to play the role of the guy who's a semester ahead and being helpful and stuff and get them to like me as a person so maybe idk I'll get to hang out with them (more specifically him) later but I can't transition to "so what is your opinion on dicks" from "let's talk about proof by contradiction" smoothly enough :/

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If I could get this one guy alone I totally would but he's busy studying with these two other people. I see him in the computer lab all the time and he's pinging my gaydar but I can't really ask him in mid-sentence :/

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