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Tom Bombadil posted...
so yeah that was the best I could do quality-wise sorry >_>



Too fuzzy, man. Gives me a headache to look at (I have to look at this stuff real close).

Subit again with a clearer picture and I'll do it next.

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That was for X_Dante BTW.

Also, yes, these are 100% cold knowledge. I'm not here enough to know what anyone is like.

Also I would love to do Ulti's writing (obsessed)

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- Sorry, dog. Your HW is pretty bad, ya, but NOTHING compared to what I’ve seen. The worst was as a birthday party for 50-somethings. This drunk, chain-smoking southern guy tried it out. His writing was so bad that I couldn’t actually tell what letters where which. I basically had to do the entire reading using non-letter specific stuff (size, slant, lol neatess, ect…) Luckily he was hammered and man, drunk people LOVE my work. The second half of my shift is always so much easier once the booze has started to flow.

- Heh, I’ve never seen this before (No matter how long I do this, I always see new stuff). The size of your letters are inconsistent! You start with a slightly large font “I’m pretty” is real big. Then you go real small after that. Your letters kind of seem to bunch in on each-other in the middle. In times like these I kind of need to make judgment calls so here I go. You generally like to be left alone or hang with one or two people. On rare occasions, however, you find yourself compelled to get out to bigger events and meet more people. You sig is huge. My guess is that you act like a super extroverted guy in public, and even though you really aren’t, you psych yourself up and feel like you need to be more extroverted to try and match your exterior shell.

…That or I don’t know!

- Slightly right slant on the letters. Ambivert over here. You are good handling other’s emotions…or at least they think you are. People open up to you easily.

- You are very firmly in the middle letter zone. You have weak, underdeveloped letter that stay right in the middle. You are very logical and plan ahead well. You seem to be very intelligent in both fact, and gathering emotion. What I wonder is if you use these skills for good or evil.

- Yes, your handwriting sucks. I could go over why, but I think that’s not necessary. You are sloppy, and possibly impulsive. I get the absent-minded professor vibe. ADHD perhaps?

- Check out the way you dot your “i”s. See how the dot is always slightly ahead of the letter. This shows a will to constantly push forward. I see you as a big idea person, who likes grand ideas, over actual logistics. You probably get bored easily.

- Your W,M, and N all slope upward as you write them. This is a sign of someone who is very self-conscious. Your t-crosses show that Your self-esteem seems to fluctuate between average and a bit below average

- Now…that signature. It’s huge meaning you show yourself off a huge personality in public. Your T’s cross up and to the right showing you show a short temper. Also, the slant of each of first and last name tilt in different directions showing that your emotional standing fluctuates often in public. You may be fun and flirty and one point, then closed and unapproachable soon after. You seem like a real wild card in public. The fact that people trust you with their emotions so easily makes me a bit uneasy.

- By far the most interesting piece I’ve done here. You seem like a smart, charismatic guy who has a lot of baggage. Just don’t abuse other people’s trust in you to fulfill or entertain yourself.

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Hate all you want; the movie made 70 million dollars this weekend.

I'm personally thrilled for an upcoming "Green Eggs and Ham" film.

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I'll do more tonight.

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AdditionalPylon posted...
This is... pretty interesting. Here's a sample of my note-taking scrawl.
http://imgur.com/cdG0R

From: baubeta | #034
However, I do charge 50 dollars an hour for this at parties (I've been hired for many) so you guys are getting a great deal!
What kinds of parties hire a graphologist?

Old people, mostly. That and high-school graduation parties. I did a sweet-16 once. That was pretty funny.

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HaRRicH posted...
baubeta posted...
- You have a combo of top and middle lettering.

Could you explain that a little more, please?

There are four “zones” of handwriting: top, middle, and bottom. The way to gauge these is by examining which section of the line receives the most flare and attention. The dominant zone reflect how decisions are made.

Top: Sees the bigger-picture. Places oneself in a larger context, and decides from there. Popular in philosophers, religious people, and the extremely self-conscious. Seen by those who have large, looping tops in their f, d, b, and other letters that have no right to be so high up on the page (p, and k are common)

Middle: Uses logic and deduction. This is the most common group I see. Basically these are the thinkers. There is a problem, and a middle-fonter takes a moment, plans for a while, and then acts upon what he feels is the most logical course of action. Obviously, everyone has font in the middle, so I tend to go with this is there is little action in the top or bottom

Middle dominant: Wheras middle is seen by a lack of action in the top or bottom sections, middle dominant is seen by large, bold letters that simply all stay within the middle of the page. This type implies a thinker, but one who makes decisions on the spot. Basically, it's someone who lives in the moment and is a quick thinker who works best on the fly.

Bottom: Bottom writers are gut-checkers. They go with their heart and make decisions based on emotion and feeling, more-so than anything else. This is different as middle dominant as these people still plan ahead, they just do so based on how they feel instead of what makes the most logical sense.

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It's one of the few video games that I appreciate and respect more than I actually want to play.

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Gwindor posted...


Not my full signature. That thing is legally binding.

- You have small handwriting. That places you firmly in the introvert scale. I talked about a kitten above. That’s my best way of describing people like you.

- Your letters slant just between antrivert and open. Basically you are very open with your emotions, and receive other’s deepest feeling very often as well. I see you having many conversations where you and another dish out their true feelings, even if you don’t know each other that well. I’m actually the exact same slope as you. And good news! It’s a really good personality to get laid.

- Your paragraph slant goes slightly upward. You are slightly optimistic. I feel I should drop this analysis in times like this. “You feel average!” just isn’t that interesting, you know?

- You have a combo of top and middle lettering. The top signifies that you place yourself as a small part of a much bigger group. Usually this involves religion, but if not, you simply see yourself as part of something much bigger, and plan your life from there. I don’t get many top-letter people, so I would love some feedback on this.

- You have very hard letters. Check out the rumps of your m’s, n’s, v’s, and w’s. See how they all have hard curves? You have a critical eye and are quick to decide. You may be quick to frustration, especially people who you may upset without knowing it. Take a bit more time to think statements and actions through before passing judgement.

- Your lettering is slightly fancy, showing a small need for more attention. Nothing extreme, however.

- I’m honestly hung-up on your neatness. At some points your lower-case i’s are perfectly dotted. At others, they are not dotted at all. My best guess here is that you are selectively perfect. When you care, you go all out making things perfect, but if you don’t…things tend to just get done as fast as possible.

- I like your nice high crosses on your t’s. It shows high self-esteem and confidence.

- Your signature is almost exactly the same as your writing. I always respect this. You are legit. You act as you feel, and that is a good way to live life. I suppose you are a little more attention-grabbing in public than you need in private, but generally you are an honest dude.

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MajinZidane posted...
I hope you're doings this completely blindly, because that description of foolmo pretty much matches him perfectly based on what I know (not sure how his grades are, but I figure he does pretty well for himself).

Hah! 3/3! Next one coming in a bit.

Shameless plug: If you like my work, feel free to tip whatever you want over to "bobeta" on Steam. I expect nothing. However, I do charge 50 dollars an hour for this at parties (I've been hired for many) so you guys are getting a great deal!

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foolm0ron posted...
I'll just upload a part of my test that my professor conveniently scanned for me



- You have medium-small writing. That places you pretty firmly in the introvert camp. You ever play with a kitten? You know how if you play too much the kitten gets a little too excited gets unhappy? How do you fix that? You leave the kitten alone for a while until it calms down and feels better. You’re kinda like that kitten.

- Your slant is strait up. This means you tend not to place much emphasis on emotion. You prefer logic. It’s not like you are some tightly wrapped enigma (those are the left-slanters) but instead you just find yourself uninterested in emotional understanding. Knowing people and things on a more logical, physical level is what you appreciate.

- Your lettering is mostly sharp. You have a critical eye and am quick to make opinions of people. You move through life quickly.

- Just like the last guy, you place letter emphasis in the middler. You are a thinker, which agrees with everything else I’ve seen. You have a high aptitude. A math/science type I gather.

- Your handwriting is extremely unfancy. You don’t want more attention.

- Your handwriting, although first appearing quite sloppy, is actually quite neat. All of the lowercase i’s are dotted close to the base, and there is littler variation in letter formation. You are a bit of a perfectionist, just not in a traditional sense. I imagine you have very good grades.

- T crosses are super low. Sign of low self-esteem. Like the first guy, actively work to cross those T’s nice and high! It’s a super low commitment move, and what’s there to lose?

- like the last guy, your ending S is separated. You believe in individual success.

- No sig, but I wouldn’t expect it to be anything outrageous. You seem to be a pretty smart, quiet, hardworking guy and I hope you’re cool with that cause you’ll be fixing the world one day while idiots like me are reading hand-writing :P

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baubeta posted...
CrimsonOcean posted...



- You have medium-large sized writing, placing you slightly into the extroverted sense. If you had to pick, I imagine a house party where you know the majority of people, with some other friends of friends to meet would be right up your alley.

- Your letters slant firmly to the right, making you a very open people. You find emotional back and forth stimulating, sometimes necessary. You quickly open up to others, and enjoy when others do to you. Your relationships may advance very quickly (“It feel like we’ve known each other for way longer than two weeks!”)

- The actual slant of your paragraph goes down. Pessimism. FF 13 got you that down?

- Your writing is also focused in the middle, but not like the guy before. You have ups and downs, just nothing too large either way. In this case, your middle-writing shows off your decision making skills. You use thought and logic. When there is a problem, you set some time, think up the options, and make the most educated choice you can think of.

- You have very hard letters. Check out the rumps of your m’s, n’s, v’s, and w’s. See how they all have hard curves? You have a critical eye and are quick to decide. You may be quick to frustration, especially people who you may upset without knowing it. Take a bit more time to think statements and actions through before passing judgement.

- Your lettering is extremely simple, showing little need for attention

- Your I’s are all undotted showing an assertive, dominant personality. This is compounded with your hard, upward stroke T-crosses which signals a extremely high self-esteem.

- Your ending “S” are separated from the rest of the word (trap becomes traps). This means that you believe that every individual is ultimately responsible for their own success.

- Your signature is very different than your writing. First, it’s huge, representing that you are much more extroverted in public, even if you aren’t always feeling comfortable. It’s also slanted to the right, agreeing with your writing. It’s also extremely fancy, meaning you are much more interested in attention in the moment than you ever are in private.

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Note: I am analysis you how you really are. That’s different than how you present yourself (I’ll cover that at the end).

- You have medium sized writing, placing you right in the middle of the introvert/extrovert scale. You have equal fun with groups as you do alone, but likely smaller, comfortable gatherings are your favorite.

- Your letters slant mildly to the right presenting you as an ambivert. It is less that you express your own emotions easily, and more that you are one that others find ease in dishing their inner selves too. You are very open with sensitive material, and others appreciate and value that.

- The actual slant of your paragraph goes up, and then back down. This shows a mixed mood as of right now. An up-slant is optimism, and a down slant is pessimism. You show both, implying that things are very hectic for you right now, leaving you unsure of how to feel.

- Your writing is very focused within the middle of each line. Your t’s, p’s, and d’s all have very short top numbs, and your y’s, g’s, and d’s stay near the middle as well. This form of writing shows one who lives in the moment. Especially now, things are very active and your life, and you lack the time or ability to think about what’s coming next.

- You have very soft letters. Check out the rumps of your m’s, n’s, v’s, and w’s. See how they all have sof curves? That shows that you are a bit more relaxed than a sharper letter equal. You take a little more time, and are much slower to come to frustration with events or people.

- Your lettering is extremely simple, showing little need for attention

- Your writing is pretty consistent, and your “i”’s are dotted consistently. This shows an attention to detail. You’re not extreme here, but I figure you take a little extra time with things to make sure they are up to snuff.

- You have extremely low crosses on your t’s. That’s a sign of self-doubt or low self-esteem. Make a conscious effort to raise the bar nice high and strait. It’ s a very simple way to sub-consciously improves one’s self-opinion.

- Your signature is different than your writing. Whereas the writing is how you are, the sig is how you present yourself. The size of your sig is exactly the same, as is the slant. That means your genuine which is a very good thing. The only difference is a “joker/funny” type crossed T and a general fancier type. That means in public, you may put on a bit of a funny-guy personality to get some more attention than you otherwise want or need.

You seem like a cool guy who others trust. I simply fear that things may be overwhelming right now.

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I'm a practicing graphologist. Basically I analyse hand-writing and am able to tell someone about their personality, emotions, ect...

I'm learning more advanced stuff, and need samples to practice on. My friends are sick of my ****.

Instructions

- Find a blank piece of paper and a pen. The paper must be unlined. Printer Paper works great.

- With the pen, write out a 5-6 sentence paragraph about your day. Don't try to over think things. What you actually write doesn't matter. Just talk about what you ate or whatever.

- Cursive is preferred, but print is fine if that's what you do. Basically whatever is most natural.

- Sign your name underneath as if you were signing a really important document.

- Take a picture of your writing (nicer camera preferred.) then upload it and post the link here.

- First to post a picture, first serve.

- I'll quote the link and provide a pretty detailed analysis of what I see! Feedback appreciated!

- If your only goal is to make me look bad or prove me a fraud, don't bother. That's just a waste of both our times.

Who's first?

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I think Psycho Mantis wants his mask back.

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1-10, how much do you hate the part in RE2 where you have the little girl and have to get past those walker creatures with no attacks?

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Ok, total RE noob. I watched the RE2 LP By the Two Best Friends guys (AWESOME btw). They kept ripping on it super hard, and it all seemed really dry and boring. Then they were all like BEST GAME EVER! At the end. What makes it so excellent?

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What's the biggest HOLY **** thing WWE ever did?

Mine has to be be Angle throwing Shane through the glass at KotR. It's when he misses and Shane just lands on his head.

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bobeta


...wait...

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I disagree. I tend to enjoy excitement and atmosphere at concerts.

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Note: Playing a handheld in public makes you look like an autistic nerd. Owning a console is still acceptible to women/the public. That matters.

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Lightning is correct 100%, however that's not the major reason this will fail. It will fail for the same reason the 3DS failed - hardcore gamefly owing nuts like me still didn't want one. I figured the few hundred bucks would be better spent on iPhone games/not looking like a tool in public. But never mind, I'm just a 20-something who loves games, and has a PS3. Forget me.

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Lopen posted...
that if you give him the $5000 you've just received he will leave peacefully and never return to rob you again.

Why do people deliberately skip parts of the post.

I read it. I don't care. He'll just go rob someone else's house, maybe someone I know and care about.

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Kill him, donate the money.

I don't need a prize to protect my house and family.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_19664_6-counterintuitive-tricks-to-beating-popular-game-shows.html

It's doing pretty well!

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Like there's this guild that makes money by translating Horde speak to Alliance.

I'm looking for guilds that basically create new job markets within the game.

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Relapse happens with addiction; pretty much to everyone. The key is having them be small bumps in the road instead of letting them foster back into addiction. I'm glad Hamilton got busted. It's when you get hammered a few times in a row and nothing happens...that's when the demons start to make sense.

Alcoholism blows BTW.

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Oh hey LUE...That's still a thing, huh?

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Yes, Youtube commenters are dumb.

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The four episode arch where L and Light are working together and playing tennis and **** is the finest storytelling I have ever seen.

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http://www.communityservicehelp.com/Home

What is this, I don't even.

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Brad>Patrick>Jeff (when he's being positive)>Ryan>Vinny>>>>>>Jeff (when he's being a jerk)

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MOONS! GIVE ME STRENGTH!

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Sopranos and dark rum up in here. Bout five drinks in.

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I'm not.

I certainly do nerdy things, and sometimes think I might be...but then I actually spend time around real nerds and want to drink bleach.

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Paratroopa1 posted...
Oh I assumed it was like, a music theory class or something and you didn't know how to do triads for some reason. My mistake.

It's pretty easy though! It was already explained perfectly, just knowing the scales and what a scale degree is gets you by really far when it comes to music theory.

Ya. I'm in a piano I class here in college. There a test tomorrow where 80% of it is playing pieces, but we're also supposed to know this.

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Ya. First three are major, only the last is harmonic minor.

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Thanks Crono. If there's any song you want played and recorded on my SWEET KEYBOARD. Let me know and I'll try and go learn it.

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I am in utter shock. 2 years of this service and I've never gotten a game within the first six weeks of it coming out.

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C: C-E-G, F-G-B, G-B-D
D: D-F#-A, G-B-D, A-C#-E
G: G-B-D, C-E-G, D-F#-A
Am (harmonic): A-C-E, D-F-A, E-G-B

Are those all correct?

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<_< So is it...

C: C-E-G, F-A-C, G-B-D?

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All I need to do for the test is play those four tho!

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All I need is the I,IV, and V chords of the following four keys.

C, G, D, and A harmonic minor.

Thanks!

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I'd do it for 12%

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She's a super cool exploradora

It's right in the theme song!

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You get used to it. Also in block pizzles it means you're close which fires you up.

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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sixtostart/zombies-run-a-running-game-and-audio-adventure-for

Game looks SO AWESOME!

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