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the crows!

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XIC, just remember, there is both a good and a bad side to voting for things, last chapters fine ass *****es ended up being evil

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Rock you rock

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bro bump

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CYOA TIME!!!!!

Who should the D.I.C.K meet next?

A. Sir Cobain
B. Rusty
C. Some fine *******


Last chapter was exactly 4096/4096 characters lol. Also next chapter may be written by Commodore or possibly Lockes. They will be providing their expert input throughout

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Chapter 2: Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name

*Lockes and Whiskey Nick quickly chug a beer and down a shot of whiskey before heading out*

As they leave the Bro pad they are immediately aware more than Commodore missing has occurred. Where once there were b****** playing nude volleyball, now there was a sad group of what could be described as half manatee, half orca, half gorilla men. They were huddled together around what appeared to be their gospel. A piece of literature over 300 chapters long on the topic of nothing, but that needed to be read and reviewed to fill it's creators need for acceptance.

*Lockes pulls out his shotgun and blows them all away*

"Bro what is going on?" Lockes asks as he wipes off his massive firearm

"Looks like with Commodore gone from the Broval office the ideals of the anti bro are starting to return." Whiskey Nick replied

"We need to find out more, let's head to the Bar/Bakery." Lockes suggested

"For sure Bro, Alec should be there already." *Whiskey Nick looks at his watch* "It is pretty early but ... oh 4pm, maybe it isn't so early. Yeah he will be there."

The Bar/Bakery Lockes had spoken of was truly one of the most Bro hang out spots. It's owner Alec was a visionary, dreaming of a world where you can get a beer, a doughnut and a ***** all in the same spot. The Wal Mart of hang out spots. In that it had everything you want, not that it is filled with the dirge of the Earth. Oh did I mention Wal Mart no longer exists in the new Bro world? Well it doesn't because it is an awful place.

After walking for literally dozens of steps and hundreds of seconds, the D.I.C.K arrived at Alec's.

"Hey D.I.C.K!" The entire Barkery (it's a word now) exclaimed

Alec's was of course packed 24/7. The party never stopped and Alec never slept, begging the question of why only a few lines ago Nick had thought maybe Alec would not be there.

*Lockes and Whiskey Nick approached the bar*

"Alec, what the **** is going on?" Lockes asked

"You mean about how un-bro everything seems today?" Alec responded

"Not just that, Commodore is gone." Nick said

*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*

"WHAT!? Not the Brommander! Without his expert guidance and extreme levels of Bro, the world is going to slip quickly back to what it once was." Alec explained

"We know, without Comm in control, Brocism will return." Lockes said

"Worse than that D.I.C.K. I have been hearing about a being known as the Anti-Bro. A creature so hideous, so socially inept, with no swag and no game." Alec mentioned quietly so only the D.I.C.K could hear him

"Oh that is just an urban legend, nothing that awful could actually exist." Nick replied

"We did find this note." *Lockes handed the note to Alec* "What do you make of it Alec?" Lockes asked

*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*

"This note is truly a bad sign. Commodore could be in real danger, and thus the way of Bro is in danger." Alec said

"Then there is only one thing we can do!" The D.I.C.K exclaimed

*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*

"We need to find Commodore quickly and destroy whatever this evil is that wants to ruin the world of Bro." Lockes proclaimed

"And since we are running out of room for this chapter, we should get moving." Whiskey Nick said

"Uh Bro? Chapter? Room? Are you drunk?" Lockes asked, totally puzzled

"A little." Nick replied

"Well good" Lockes said

*The D.I.C.K fist bumped Alec and set out*

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From: WhoopsyDaisy | #014
lol the initials are DICK

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXEdOZpGnczEpkgpy-DD--lWz3X27pptQGDuS1GZjhgUWlnXAipVTVtzmV

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up

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bed bump

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people need to see this

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Voting will be open 12 or 24 hours, I don't know yet, they I will continue

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Chapter 1: Khaos Reigns

*Inside Lockes and Whiskey Nick's Bro pad after a night of excessive partying with many b******* and the Brommander and Chief, Commodore at a Dallas Stars game in which the Stars beat the Ottawa Senators 8-1 by way of a Mike Ribeiro double hat trick*

"Bro, what happened last night", Whiskey Nick slurs as he awakens on a piano bench.
"Lockes bro, you need a beer?", Nick rummages through the fridge.

*Lockes awakens on a pile of b****** and juggahoes reeking of sex*
"Yo bro I definitely could use a beer", replies Lockes

*The Bros fist pump and chug a beer, but then they realize the Brommander and Chief Commodore is not with them, chugging a breakfast beer*

"COMM!!!!!", The bros yell into the guest Bro sexnasium.

*no response*

"YO COMM!!!!", they yell again.

*Lockes and Whiskey Nick go to find Commodore assuming he needs a beer to wake up. Upon entering the guest Bro master sexnasium they find no trace on Commodore*

"Bro! Our Brommander and Chief is gone!", Lockes exclaims.

"Bro! There is a note." *Whiskey Nick picks up the note and reads*

Dear Lockes and Whiskey Nick,

I have taken the Brommander and Chief, Commodore. No longer shall you reign Broness and the ideals of Bro down upon the world. When the three of you rid the planet of all sex diseases creating a new era of free sex for all. Creating a new era of world peace. It only darkened my hatred of you. For I could never in my wildest dreams, get even one woman, while you three score dozens on a nightly basis. My hatred for you burns down to my very core, which is deep because i am a huge being of gargantuan proportions. My existence is white, only white. I am pure and you are all tainted.

With Love,
SC

*Whiskey Nick puts down the note and locks eyes with Lockes. A deep bro stare ensues as they scan the Bro pad realizing everyone of the b****** has been slaughtered*

"Bro I think it is time we get back to what we are best at." Lockes says with so much swagger

"Slaying b******?" Whiskey Nick replies

"Besides that... It is time for the DUDES IN CONSTANT KHAOS to return!" Lockes yells in a behemothian voice

"D.I.C.K!!!" Whiskey Nick yells as he busts out the whiskey and begins to chug

*As the D.I.C.K raise their hands toward the sky and chug their drink of choice, a new adventure begins.*

"We will find the Brommander and restore order to all" Lockes proclaims

"Because we need to drink!"
"And we need to party!"
"And ... we need to BRO!!!" They both exclaim

And so the D.I.C.K set out on their latest adventure, this time to recover the Brommander and Chief and restore Bro to the universe


CYOA TIME!!!!!

Where do the D.I.C.K search first for Commodore?

A. the brewery
B. the bar
C. Strip Club

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bump

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Zazi is up 6-1

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need higher brotals

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I'm in!

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Ryoko is indeed great, but Zazi is far more bro to me

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I see many bros in this topic

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Based on the Bro list made by our esteemed Bro colleagues Commodore and Lockes I have seeded the 30 users and added Comm and Lockes themselves. Writeups are provided by Lockes and Commodore via the Bro List.

Bracket: http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=410868
Bro List: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59762258
Rallying is allowed
One vote per user/no alts
Matches will be 24 hours roughly

Yesterday's Result: Realo 11 - ExTha 8

Today's Bros:

#5 Seginus (Finished 14th on the Bro list)

Seg is the f***ing man. I couldn't possibly make this one of those writeups about someone that's awesome where you focus on the negative aspects of their brohood because it's funny. There's simply nothing to go on -- nothing to make fun of. Placing 14th is quite the feat for someone that doesn't come around too often. Of course there's always the possibility that coming around less than often hampers our ability to properly gauge bro status. I very seriously doubt that's the case with Seg, though. Occasionally Seg will wander into b8c at 3 in the morning drunk and ridiculous. It's in those times that he can be kind of a dick, but in a playful way. What does this say to me? He was out having a good time with his bros and he's there to unwind and chill until he passes out. Good dude, Seg. Oh yeah, and he's pretty knowledgeable. One of the go-to guys on the board if you're looking for music recs

#4 SephG (Finished 12th on the Bro list)

SephG went to an elite school, as I did. Going to this kind of institution, you’re either nerdy as **** or a bro-king. SephG is obviously a bro-king. He spends very little time making quality posts around the board, preferring to troll people who almost always deserve to be made fun of. He’s not very serious about **** and seems like a pretty funny dude. He has his **** together in the real world and is definitely a kind of guy I could picture partying like crazy after work. One huge negative is how melodramatic he’s been lately. I understand his qualms with the whole abortion thing, because I’d be the same way. But threatening to kill yourself over something is so unbro. Bros are the ****ing epitome of human existence and should never want to rid the world of their awesomeness. I don’t know him very well, but I feel like we’d get along amazingly in real life.


Vote for whichever user you feel is more bro.

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last hour

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11-7 Realo

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10-6 for Realo

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up

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8 - 5 for Realo by my count so far

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Slaying brocism

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All forms ExTha really? Even Mer doesn't understand them all.

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Comparing me to Plum ... low Chris

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Chris, rat traps indeed work on rats. You know the Icon's of the world. But I am not so easily quashed.

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RKO Radio? Is that some kind of a metaphor for a kind of homosexuality I can't understand.

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Mer is helping to make the board a better place

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there is another

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Bow down

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Chris, if I was a pest you wouldn't acknowledge me. I know you fear me. Just accept it and make your fall from power easy on yourself.

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Chris.

It.

Is.

On.

I look forward to the months to follow.

FEUD OF THE YEAR

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Chris your kind words have no affect on me. I will not let my guard down against you. I am willing to accept you are a formidable foe. BUT! you have never, ever EVER dealt with a force like me. I know you think you own B8 and can't be touched but really you just have never truly been challenged. Icon, pfft. Extha, Shake, Ulti, Steiner, all NOBODY! I am a different kind of animal. Sir Chris. Be warned

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Before I was just going to beat you in UotY. Now I am going to destroy you. You will cease to exist. Chris, you have awoken a rage the likes of which you have never seen. When humanity looks back on 21st century they will often focus on the years 2011 and 2012 in which i erased you from existence. Whiskey Nick will be celebrated for making the universe a better place. A place where Sir Chris is gone and finally humans can reach their true potential.

In this era there will be no Chris, there will be only whiskey!

/bro

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sugar? *reaches in pockets* here ya go. Need some cream?

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Yes, once

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For the Reich! For the Fuhrer!

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I did my part for the reich and the fuhrer

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Bro *fist pumps*

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Smash - 5
Banjo - 5

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You can overclock PSP's really easily

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Yeah Japan got the PS1 version so it is indeed that one.

Maybe they fixed the load times thing not that it ever really bothered me.

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It is assumed the PS1 version. But I cannot find a definitive answer.

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Sorry to hear that, my condolences. My next drink shall be dedicated to his memory.

Stay strong bro.

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(1)Super Smash Bros. - 5
vs.
(2)Pokemon Snap


(1)Paper Mario - 5
vs.
(2)Banjo-Tooie


(1)Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
vs.
(2)Donkey Kong 64 - 5


(1)Banjo-Kazooie
vs.
(2)Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards - 5

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