Lurker > wg64Z

ITT: Hipsters

That's a little conservative, isn't it? If you can pull it off, then why not?

Because you can't pull it off without looking totally dorky. The chances of her understanding the reference are very low unless its from a popular romcom, pop song, etc.

Melee, Halo and Guitar Hero

This entire topic is evident that you are trying much too hard.

Absolutely NO flowers, and if you use cologne use a very, very small amount. Enough that if she gets close, she can barely smell it. It'll make her want to get closer and get a better whiff. YOU should be only barely able to smell it.

Also, you share a bedroom with your gay roommate? Who are you, Scott Pilgrim?

Typical s*** to talk about on a first date: School, work, family structure, music, recent events, a FEW (and I stress, few) subtle comments on her clothes/appearance, and of course a few jabs to make fun of her whenever possible (If she miss-pronounces something, mixes up names, screws up math). Do it in a playful way, but definitely point out her errors. If you sugar coat it as an adorable mess up she will not respect you.

I really like the comment about talking to her like a fatty best friend, that's good to an extent but remember, you're wanting to bone her, so don't make any nerd heavy references unless you are sure she'll understand them. And for the love of god don't quote any comedies, movies, or video games.

Every season of survivor is insanely different.

Your opinion meant nothing when you said you stopped at the 7th season.

Halo 2!

Plead insanity

I agree that I wouldn't mind more morning darkness, give me enough sunlight to walk home after work plz.

I was exaggerating, hence the "pretty much"

So, this is college, not the real world. Pretty much just being alive and in the same vicinity will get you laid at a college party.

Yeah, I read the topic title. Derp.

If you want to pick up the nastiest, easiest girl there then sure. Also that's much more true depending on how well built you are/if you look good. Like I said, girls are insanely shallow. I was pretty chunky the first couple years of college and it wasnt impossible, but difficult. Once I shed over 40 pounds it became 1000x easier, you can pretty much setup a chair and let them find you.

Don't listen to these betas. The less attention you give a girl, the better. Give her a couple subtle comments here and there, maybe a quick eye contact glance, but not much else. Any guy coming up to a girl and bombarding her with generic questions is going to be painfully obvious, and instantly dry up her panties.

It all comes down to what you look like. Seriously.

Women are shallow. Pics?

man, worst advice. fapping just makes things way worse, IMO

Naw man, you're not doing it correctly.

9/10

2D sections terrible, 3D sections are incredible. Once I beat the game, never even touched the 2D again.

Also, some advice on this:


And then there's the fact that I can't muster the courage to confess to that one girl because I'm so beta (I was super close last week but I choked like a *****)

Don't. It'll only make you feel worse, just don't do it.

Dude

Just...fap. Fap til the cows come home.

Best pun ever, dayum.

That was the worst display of humanity I have ever seen in a Survivor episode.

I feel so bad for Bill, what a nice dude.

Mine was super crappy, I just submitted my score 10 minutes before. I had been super busy and didnt have time to really study the layout, I had 45 minutes to submit it.

Next time I won't do so badly.

Just submitted mine.

Blue team, what's up?

10/10

Second only to Chrono for best SNES game.

Don't get a 7 and 7, terrible drink.

If it's for a forum link, could you just PM it to me here on GameFAQs? I'd rather not download and create an account with AIM if possible.

^This

Also, we doing tribe names?

Tag'd

Also, Friday night? Is that set in stone? Thats the most likely time I wont be roaming GameFAQs lol.

Sooooooooo down for this.

WHOA!!

Where do you get those badass skeleton versions of the extinct pokes? Or is that just the picture from the museum?

The 60s one is too dated for me at this point.

Is Batman Beyond on netflix?

I really enjoy the constant talking and narrative, and of course the jokes.

Also love the fact that Joe Perry made the theme song, its god damn amazing.

Peter made a joke about "That dude from Aerosmith!" when he had the symbiote and I thought....no way, he must've made the song. And after watching the credits I confirmed it.

I never realized/appreciated how good the writing is as a kid. It's actually got me totally hooked.

I just finished the episode that the entire first live action movie was based on, I was shocked how faithful the movie kept to the show (Aside from the crazy black hole teleporting machine, but I'm okay with that being left out).

The one thing I don't get is how fighting Dormammu and being sent to Madam Web on a constant basis doesn't completely trivialize all his normal Spider-Man duties.

It was unfortunate for sure, but really I can think of much more disgusting experiences to be had. That wasn't THAT bad just...shocking. Probably would've been a helluva lot worse/noticeable with the lights on. My sheets looked like a god forsaken blood bath though.

No
No
No

I'm like a bear.

i can smell the menstruation.

One time I was having sex with my new girlfriend for the 3rd or 4th time, still working the kinks out (lolololol)

Anyways, it was pitch black with just a computer monitor glowing in the room. After the first go, halfway through the second I notice this pack of ketchup is opened and its getting everywhere (We had ordered food drunkenly, it was for the fries).

I say to her "Oh ****, I think we got ketchup all over the bed." And just as I dab my finger on it and put it to my mouth for a taste she says "Oh ****, that's not ketchup, that's....me :S"

The ketchup pack was previously opened and devoured, in the take out box of fries.

I brushed my teeth for 10 minutes practically ripping my gums apart, showered for 30 minutes, and washed my sheets furiously.

F-Zero GX

Haggar

-> H

Air v H

DAT is all.

Those Mario RPG games look really...lame. Nothing can compare to SMRPG.

Is New SMB worth buying?

Save me a seat next to you in Hell, Punny

Up you go!

Really though, why is Yoshi a nay?

->topics become more and more inappropriate and creepy, under the guise of being "just a joke"

Is this what this topic is?

What is so bad about Yoshis Island?

I actually have Day of Ruin already.

And I don't care how bad the Lufia remake is, I'm getting it. I'm a die hard Lufia fan, always have been.

I have absolutely no expectations, have never seen a gameplay video, and am completely putting my faith in B8 and memes. I don't even know what the genre is other than CYOA type stuff. I'm only going to get the first game, and we'll go from there.

King of Dragons!

Is Sonic Generations worth getting if I have the 360 version (Also in 3D on 3DTV)?

Currently in my Amazon cart:

Ace Attorney
Elite Beat Agents
Yoshis Island DS
Kirby Super Star Ultra
Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals
Pokemon Heart Gold
Star Fox 64 3D
Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D
Super Mario 3D Land
Mario Kart 7
Golden Sun Dark Dawn
The World Ends With You
Chrono Trigger DS

Any more?

Also definitely plan on picking up Heart Gold, Advance Wars, Chrono Trigger, and a few others.

Name me some more AAA DS Games! Is New Super Mario Bros decent?

I'd kill to able to bust out a few games of NHL on the fly/in a car. Game is so freaking fun.

Which is better? Mario Kart DS or 7?

Well clearly neither is catering to their Canadian fanbase, that really blows.

Is there one for DS?

I guess I don't really know much about the features of each. Does the 3DS have a hard drive or do the saves go on the cartridges Game Boy style?