More likely he'll turn face, and then be one of those John Morrison faces where they forget everything that made people like him while he was a heel, then he'll be fired
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What diva division? I mean that honestly, Kelly Kelly is gone, the Bellas are gone, Natalya is never on TV, Beth is never on TV, they...won't put Kharma on TV for some unfathomable reason. Your division is now AJ vs Vickie
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I had a dream that me and Sid were organizing this big event revolving around Brock Lesnar returning to MMA, except it looked like some kind of local house show and we were sitting up in a Statler and Waldorf booth watching. Lots of people turned up, it was exciting...and then Brock got knocked out in three seconds. Sid shrugged and went "Let's go get something to eat"
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So having never read a censored version of this, how do they get from Saber being horribly wounded to Saber being fine without Shiro's Magical Healing Sperm?
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Greenpeace is another matter. On the one hand, they're stupid and insane, but on the other hand, companies actually do react to the insane crap Greenpeace pulls (if for no other reason than to get them to go away), so who's to say they're wrong?
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The original Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2 had Hind copter fights. Actually, a lot of the stuff in Metal Gear Solid first showed up in Metal Gear 2 (Hind fight, running up the stairs from the guards, fistfight with Grey Fox)
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Jason Voorhees: Would beat Walt from Gran Torino. He's old, his guns aren't going to work. His grenade might, but that's iffy Freddy Krueger: Would beat Walt from Gran Torino. Walt is old and prone to napping The Scream Guy(s): Walt wins. Walt ain't going down to some punk teenagers with knives Jaws: I don't know, but Clint Eastwood hunting Jaws on a boat means we all win
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--Former WWE announcer and General Manager Mike Adamle has disappeared. He hasn't been on the air for his job with the Chicago NBC affiliate since 5/14 and nobody will give a reason past he is taking personal time of and will be back in a few more weeks. Adamle a few years back disappeared from his job at the ABC affiliate for three months, later admitting to having psychiatric help during his time away.
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As I was noting earlier in the topic, Cena was getting his ass kicked in that battle royal, until Tensai foolishly got two other guys to gang up on him, then Cena killed all of them. Putting the odds against Cena is like his Macho Man Reviving Elbow
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Although what Flair usually did was 10,000 chops until you fall down and stop getting up, *then* beat on your legs some, *then* Figure Four. But same basic idea
Also, Bryan is usually working 5 minute WWE matches, so it's not like he usually has time to tell a big story
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Swagger is a weird case where he got over with a character that actually had lots of personality, then won the belt, and the next thing you know he was Dull Jericho Clone #298. He didn't get his personality back until the belt was gone
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Which reminds me of that story about someone at WWE texting UFC to say their production was terrible, and the person at UFC texting back "At least our lead announcer isn't ruining our show"
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I had a crazy idea watching last night that one of these times, Doink should come out for his usual jobbin', but then it turns out it's Matt Bourne under there and he starts kicking everyone's ass. It would play right into his Evil Doink character
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Haymitch getting his win with the bouncing axe was kind of goofy. Probably would have been more effective if it had just bounced to him and he'd taken the girl's head off with it
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The more I think of it, the more I think Collins just has a real problem with coming up with problems for her characters, then whipping up a DEM to solve it. "Starving in the Games? Have a parachute full of soup. Careers are about to kill everyone? Well, we'll have Kat knock herself out, then wake up with everything more or less resolved"
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