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Topic	I don't like any of The Beatles - 40.95%
UItimaterializer 06/02/12 2:10:00 AM #26	Rap is the most popular music board. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	whats a good way to induce vomitting
UItimaterializer 06/02/12 12:17:00 AM #27	Apecac syrup -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	I don't like any of The Beatles - 40.95%
UItimaterializer 06/01/12 11:49:00 PM #9	The Beatles suck. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Norway/Europe again showing how backwards they are
UItimaterializer 06/01/12 12:05:00 PM #29	OctilIery posted... UltimaterializerX posted... "Enjoy being robbed at gunpoint in the street while we have the lowest crime rate in the world and also the lowest percentage of crime reocurrence by released prisoners Man topics like this always attract the dumbest arguments" Armed robberies only happen in states with fascist gun control laws. In all states that allow concealed carry, the only people with the nuts to risk getting their heads blown off are people in Mexican drug cartels, and they're all funded by America anyway (source: Operation Fast and Furious, go read it). So yeah, try doing some research before opening your mouth next time. You might avoid thoroughly embarrassing yourself. Guns are the people's liberty teeth, and Norway not putting that guy to death is a complete joke. No matter how you feel about gun control, anyone who shoots up 70 people gets put to death in any country of relevance. And this is what Ulti actually believes. And this is someone who will never go and read Operation Fast and Furious. It's always awesome when a source is provided and people deny it's even there. There's a term for those types of people: community college attendees. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Starting up Diablo II right now
UItimaterializer 05/23/12 12:39:00 AM #62	THE UBERSIN Gear: Weapon:Last Wish (Jah + Mal + Jah + Sur + Jah + Ber) phase blade Shield: Sanctuary (Ko + Ko + Mal) Troll Nest (185 strength) Armor: Chains of Honor Archon Plate (Dol + Um + Ber + Ist) Head: Guillaumes w/ 15ias jewel Gloves: Dracul’s Grasp Boots: Gore Riders (Upped) Belt: Thungergod’s Vigor Amulet: Mara's Ring1: 20/2xx Ravenfrost Ring2: 20/2xx Ravenfrost (keep a Nature's Peace on hand for Nihlathak) Switch: Call to Arms (Amn + Ral + Mal + Ist + Ohm) Flail + Spirit (Tal + Thul + Ort + Amn) Monarch Torch Anni 7x Martial Arts Gcs Fhr/all res or Life/all res scs Merc: Reaper’s Toll or bonehew Andy’s Chains of Honor (Dol Um Ber Ist) Skills: 20 Dragon Talon 20 Venom 20 Shadow Master 20 Death Sentry 1 Dragon Flight Prereqs Best assassin in the game, and the best part is last year I built this entire thing 100% legit. Shoenin can attest. She is my pride and joy, and is the reason I will never play D2 again. This will never be topped. My drop luck last year was insane. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Obama born in Kenya confirmed
UItimaterializer 05/18/12 2:06:00 AM #75	Saw it on Drudge earlier, but it's been confirmed for years. Michelle Obama outright calls Kenya their homeland. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/03/12 11:14:00 AM #136	From: OmarsComin \| #134 you people complain about these topics but I think deep down we all know you secretly love them wg pretending he can actually troll is the highlight of his life, yeah. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 8:35:00 PM #123	Grocery stores, gay bars, the gym and concerts are the best places. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	So I hear you guys like drama. ATTENTION: Sess.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 3:07:00 PM #161	Smurf trying to call someone mentally unstable is hilarious, but you can't expect much from the guy more obsessed with Board 8 than anyone else. I wasn't trying to be badass in that topic btw, joyrock had that coming for months and calling you/FD/Lopen dumb was the last straw. He deserves all the misfortune he's currently going through, most of which is self-inflicted. I have no sympathy for self-inflicted wounds, which is a constant of mine if you've paid any attention me me at all. Alpha/beta stuff is true in every species, that isn't some revolutionary idea. There's a reason white women are prone to cheating on their husbands with blacks and hispanics. And plum just buy Chris an engagement ring already, holy f*. Edit: It's perfectly fine to make fun of the unsuccessful if it is of one's own accord. No one is going to feel bad when, say, WhirlyBird goes off and gets himself arrested one day. -- Get the X out.** Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 2:55:00 PM #99	Lost my v-card in 8th grade, sort of. Lost it "for real" on my 18th birthday. From: wg64Z \| #089 Dammit why do I always fall into these topics well after theyre past the heated discussion? Also I agree completely with pretty much everything Ulti said in this topic </obsessed> Except the kill count. Over 200? Give me a break. Either you do quantity over quality (which is disgusting) or you're straight up lying. I would have just not said at all what your number is, saying it kind of makes you lose a bit of credibility. I personally do not stick my ** in anything below a 7. You underestimate how easily girls will drop their pants for any guy with money. From: Psycho_Kenshin \| #093 wg64Z posted...** I personally do not stick my *** in anything below a 7.* I will though, and I'll like it to. I mean 6 is above average, ain't nuthin' wrong with that. Actually ain't much wrong with a 5 either. Well actually 4 is kinda... but sure 10's are nice too. Honestly if she has big boobs then what do the numbers even mean, I'm set. I disagree with pretty much any B8 post containing the word "beta", and of course any post saying "don't put women on a pedestal" etc etc, plenty of chicks like nice guys who are genuinly nice, you don't have to be some kind of alpha badboy whatever cliche is being thrown around on here from time to time. Being alpha =/= being a bad person. Biggest misconception there is. Exhibit A: From: DragonsDance \| #094 It's basically their way of excusing the fact that they're really just awful people tbqh. The classic "I can't pick up women and those who do are AWFUL JERKS" mentality, which is hilarious coming from a guy so offended at his Facebook profile getting posted that he marked it for harassment. He wouldn't even bother if he had any confidence in himself at all. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:18:00 AM #67	From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer \| #065 in my experience the gay guys I meet fall into one of two categories: 1. openly gay, attracted me, and unattractive/not my type 2. extremely attractive, closeted, won't date me because they hate themselves mmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	What in the world is going on in Norway?
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:17:00 AM #1	First Tak proposes an ethnic cleansing of all Americans, then that shooting happens, and now this. There is some pent-up anger in that country for sure. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:15:00 AM #62	From: Westbrick \| #058 Oh here we go with this crap again. It's a warranted skepticism! I consider myself pretty solid with women, but I'll likely never hit triple digits in my lifetime. 200 hookups is one thing, but 200 home runs is basically the stuff of legend. Well I'm almost 30 for starters <_< Anyway, From: Dark Young Link \| #053 No but seriously, do I have any alternatives? Or am I in a "good luck doing things the hard way" kind of position? Unless you have some serious birth defect or something, you don't have to do anything the hard way. Just work on your confidence issues, you'd be amazed at how far it gets you. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:13:00 AM #61	From: Westbrick \| #056 Women are drawn to confidence, swagger, good hygiene and money This is what I meant by "jerk" anyway. But I'm not sure I buy that those three are enough; in my experience, there needs to be an element of "I could give two **s what this chick thinks about me" (whether that's true or not). For example: a couple of my friends who are much better at pick-up artistry than I am talk about "quick game" all the time, which basically involves a) going to a club exuding confidence, b) talking up a chick while being polite, c) throw in some ass comment that's subtle but hits home, and then d) end the conversation. Then return later in the night and profit. It's worked wonders. The even easier way is to hit on the ugly friend that all hot girls keep around, while ignoring the hot girl for a bit. It drives them out of their mind, which isn't stable to begin with if they're relying on the ugly-girl-makes-me-look-good trick. You aren't actually getting with some uggo of course, but she knows what she's getting into if she thinks some hottie actually cares about her well-being anyway. -- Get the X out.** Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:11:00 AM #57	ExTha you've met me in real life, can you or realo please shoot down post 49? Thanks. From: ExThaNemesis \| #054 PUAs don't mistreat women. They give them exactly what they want. Vouching the ever-loving f*** out of this. 1 - Women do not deserve a pedestal. 2 - They want the exact same things men do. They just have the luxury of choice. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Request: deeply philosophical animes.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:09:00 AM #38	Umineko the VN, not the anime. Good look into how we perceive the supernatural and the id. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:08:00 AM #52	From: Westbrick \| #049 But hey I've only slept with over 200 girls No you haven't bro, come on. Oh here we go with this crap again. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:07:00 AM #51	From: Dark Young Link \| #044 *Westbrick posted...* I'm... not sure if that's right for me. While I do want to avoid being used, manipulated, etc... it doesn't sit well with me the whole mistreating women thing pick up artists seem to do. What if I told you that you could have the girl of your dreams, and could treat her well for most of your relationship, but needed to be an ass to set off that initial spark? Because that's reality, for better or worse. This approach has worked pretty well for me in the past: begin by being a condescending and dismissive jerk, and once you have her, sprinkle around the occasional assertion of dominance; otherwise, you can be a good beta boyfriend! Yeah.... I'm really not good at intentionally being a jerk. I was under the impression that assertiveness and confidence would be good substitutes. People confuse being alpha with being a jerk, and the biggest misconception betas have is "WHY DOESN'T [GIRL I LIKE] GO FOR NICE GUYS INSTEAD OF JERKS WHO DON'T TREAT HER WELL I MEAN WHAT THE HELL MAN". News Flash -- Most alphas start out nice. Veeeeeery few of them stay that way in extended relationships is the thing. I'm one of the few who does and it's served me well, but there's this idiotic mindset where guys start out relationships as some jackass and that's what works for them. Women are drawn to confidence, swagger, good hygiene and money. That's it, there's your big secret. Can't help anyone with the last one, I lucked out in that department, but anyone can have the first three. I have seen some of ugliest guys out there pick up the hottest chicks. It is seriously not hard at all. Basically DYL, it isn't about being a jerk. It's about being really sure of yourself. You can be a "nice guy" alpha male, dunno why people think otherwise. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 1:03:00 AM #47	From: DragonsDance \| #041 Or at the very least leagues more reliable for dating advice than Ulti will ever be. I love how someone who has trolled this board for years still sucks at it so much. But hey I've only slept with over 200 girls and my marriage is almost 7 years old, so you're right bro I know nothing about picking up women, commitment or anything else. We should all take dating advice from you instead, since a guy who literally cries over League of Legends (what a funny day that was) clearly has all the confidence he needs to accomplish this. Woe is me for not seeing the light sooner! -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:59:00 AM #42	From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer \| #039 No, this is all totally correct and I agree. Do you really feel like seducing men and seducing women can be done the exact same way? I wouldn't know, and I'm not pretending I would. I can get gay guys to hit on me pretty easily though, for whatever that's worth. Confidence is confidence, and I would guess it works on anyone drawn toward it? -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:56:00 AM #37	From: Robazoid \| #035 Checks Ulti's link "Beta males are screwed because women are getting fatter lol" Huh. Closes Ulti's link That's actually true. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:55:00 AM #36	You're a beta in that department, Mer, unless you've changed this past year. I feel bad for you. Gay guys have this rep for sleeping with anything, when you are seriously the pickiest people out there. This post isn't meant as an insult either, seriously. I will say though that the same principles of game apply. I've lost count of how many times some guy bought me drinks at a gay club, only for me to go "I'm married dude and my wife is right there, but thanks for the shots, had a great time with you!". It's absolutely awesome. And guys complain that only girls get stuff for free, too. Total BS. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:47:00 AM #30	From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer \| #029 find one of these that applies to me You're a gay guy and have already slept with more women than most of Board 8. Pretty sure you're covered on the game front, bro. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:45:00 AM #29	Same here as post 18. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:45:00 AM #28	Actually yeah, this was kind of harsh. Apologies. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:44:00 AM #26	From: Dark Young Link \| #022 Isn't using his facebook like that kind of a low blow though? Not for someone who trolls and gets personal as often as he does. During some argument about League of Legends, he PMd me multiple times to try claiming Lopen, Chris and FD were among the dumbest people on this board. Think about how sad that is to PM me instead of them, about an argument related to a game I've only played one time. I mean attack me all you want, I couldn't care less, but attack my friends and you deserve everything you get. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:43:00 AM #25	From: DragonsDance \| #026 He'll I welcome questions Given the actual reasoning you have behind friendzoning, why the claim about beta males not even existing? I'll assume you'll actually be mature and answer legitimately instead of the standard 'nope doesn't exist' garbage you spew out, because I'm legitimately curious how the beta mind works these days. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:39:00 AM #22	For people who want actual dating advice: http://heartiste.wordpress.com/ You know that old saying about 20% of men sleeping with 80% of the women? It's more like 10%/90% these days with stories coming out from Japan about men finding sex disgusting, among other hilarious emasculated nonsense. If you so much as have a pulse and a body temperature in the 90s, you should easily be able to pick up any girl you want. It's never been easier. Someone fetch realo, Sess and ExTha and get them into this topic. We literally have living Board 8 proof of this. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
Topic	Reminder: Friendzoning doesn't exist.
UItimaterializer 05/02/12 12:33:00 AM #19	From: DragonsDance \| #017 This is what Ulti actually believes. Standard beta defense of pretending it doesn't exist, nothing to see here. -- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.
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