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TopicJD Vance's Past Remarks on Free Speech Resurface as Kimmel Pulled Off Air
Proto_Spark
09/19/25 4:01:33 PM
#17
Everyone knows that a conservatives idea of free speech is "I'm allowed to say whatever I want and you aren't allowed to be upset by it or make fun of me"

What a bunch of snowflakes they are.
TopicDo you like this movie: No Time To Die
Proto_Spark
09/19/25 1:41:08 PM
#8
It wasn't perfect or anything, but I thought it was a really good ending to wrap the character up. A good way to wrap up the Craig-era, but if Daniel Craig suddenly had another Bond movie coming out, it would be a lot worse.
TopicR/Music has been wild since yesterday
Proto_Spark
09/19/25 12:57:19 PM
#8
Not related, but this topic reminded me that Killshot by Eminem was such a destructive hit piece to MGK that he stopped rapping.
TopicOctober 14th will be Charlie Kirk Day.
Proto_Spark
09/18/25 9:30:42 PM
#11
Of course, Charlie Kirk is literally the only person the conservatives believe to be worthwhile who has ever died from gun violence.

So its not a surprise that we're getting a Charlie Kirk day.
TopicThe Talk page on Charlie Kirk's Wikipedia article.
Proto_Spark
09/18/25 7:47:13 PM
#3
Its real interesting the main argument is just "I never heard of him before he died, how DARE YOU tell me he was a garbage person?"

Also, fun fact that all the people complaining have zero evidence to refute Kirk being ****, but every response has evidence backing up that yes, Kirk was **** and his Wiki article is fair.

I've always heard the Wiki people are really hyper-focused on Wiki and keeping it as relevant and reliable as possible, so I doubt they'll buckle here. I can't imagine this is the first hate campaign from the right.
TopicAEW interested in huge show against WrestleMania in Saudi
Proto_Spark
09/18/25 6:25:53 PM
#12
Well duh, they'd be stupid not to.

Especially since AEW already has a lot of momentum behind their own big-ass stadium show in All In. They can literally just put on a WM-tier event on WM weekend while WWE is in Saudi.
TopicMy Pixel 8 Pro almost bricked itself
Proto_Spark
09/18/25 4:21:36 PM
#5
Pixels seem to have a loose issue with bricking themselves. When I bought my new phone, I tried to wipe my Pixel 6A so I could give it away, and for some reason, its a regular issue for the Pixel 6A to brick itself when formatting.
TopicSchool invests $150,000 to help poor kids afford uniforms and laptops.
Proto_Spark
09/18/25 3:47:57 PM
#3
I think if a school is going to require a uniform, they should also be required to provide at least one.

Though I think schools would probably benefit being a little less digital, not more. But at least providing the computers is better than requiring students to get them themselves.
Topicso, why do you personally like DBZ abridged and/or YGO abridged?
Proto_Spark
09/17/25 8:49:52 PM
#9
jefffan posted...
Is YGA still going? I need to tap back in.

DBZA was funny, especially Mr. Popo/Piccolo

SAOA is my favorite though and I'm personally hoping they get the new episode out of copyright jail.


YGA is like, one episode a year at this point - it seems like dude is gonna take another decade to finally finish it, but hes gonna finish it.

In terms of why like it? Because it was taking a product that was popular and putting in some super basic jokes that were super funny to me as a 12-year old, and then slightly matured into something with similar stupid jokes, but Im not ashamed to listen to.

But really, I dont know, the weird world of the internet in like 2007 was a vibe. Its hard to really be able to justify liking something like an abridged series. It was stupid and dumb and a relic of its time, but DBZA and YGA both just kept going on and on for so long its this weird exception to modern internet culture. I think thats pretty cool and worth supporting watching a video every now and then.
TopicAnaconda trailer (starring Jack Black & Paul Rudd)
Proto_Spark
09/17/25 8:10:41 PM
#10
I mean, taking a weird meta spin is at least an interesting take on a silly B-horror movie.

I'm always a big fan of cheeky B-movies. If this movie's actually willing to like, commit to the bit it could be really good.
TopicSouth Park social media being hush hush ahead of latest episode
Proto_Spark
09/17/25 4:39:28 PM
#25
tbf, South Park should be more ashamed Kirk apparently liked his episode a few weeks ago than anything they intend to do to make fun of his painfully ironic death.
TopicConservative Judge Arrested for Possession of Child Porn
Proto_Spark
09/17/25 3:40:03 PM
#18
Southernfatman posted...
"Nope, he's actually a liberal judge. Only liberals want to fuck kids." - conservatives most likely if they haven't already.

They'll just ignore it and the other 100,000 cases of it and blow the shit out of the one single case/1000000 where its not a conservative.
TopicDo you like this movie: Quantum of Solace
Proto_Spark
09/16/25 10:45:06 PM
#18
I think its overhated.

Its not great, but its fine. Its the worst Craig-Bond I think, but still a good time.

They don't lean in to the "Bond girl" trope, and clearly feel like they need to, so they bring in a filler character who solely exists for Bond to go "hey wanna have sex" and then she dies. And her death is nasty too. Weird stuff.
TopicPatel: No credible evidence Epstein trafficked victims to others
Proto_Spark
09/16/25 3:09:36 PM
#67
Rexdragon125 posted...
At this point when the files come out, I'm expecting Trump will go, "Yeah, I'm a pedophile, what are you gonna do about it," and it will be forgotten and everything will continue on because the US has no spine

Trump has 100% has wanted to do this the entire time.

Every other evil aristocratic BS Trump does he brags about and people love it - this is the only garbage thing Trump does that he isn't about to brag about, and I doubt he understands why. Its not like the MAGA crowd would ever stop liking him.
TopicThe Deprogram Subreddit Has Been Banned
Proto_Spark
09/13/25 9:11:39 PM
#24
Good. Those guys are ****ing insane.

Its bananas when in the same sentence these guys can be both Pro-Palestine and Anti-Ukraine. There's no beliefs there, just anti "anything US"
TopicIs this true about Switch 2's performance vs Steam Deck?
Proto_Spark
09/13/25 8:43:49 PM
#5
Is the Steam deck more expensive? The Switch 2 is way more expensive where I am. You have to fully max out the Steam Deck to come close to buying a Switch 2 here.
Topicmega stones for the gen6 starters are ALLEGEDLY locked to battle ranking
Proto_Spark
09/13/25 8:41:33 PM
#30
Srk700 posted...
If its something like just play like 1-3 ranked matches, win or lose, it wouldnt be so bad. But given that only Greninja gets one on day 1 and the other 2 release later on, I get the feeling that wont be the case.

Also wouldnt surprise me if they go even scummier and give you an alternative way of getting them by buying the DLC.

This is how GF has done it in the past, though the rewards were way less important than otherwise-exclusive Mega Stones. Basically participation trophies in that if you could do literally one battle, you'd earn it. And the "competitive" VGC used to be a series of month-long events, so I get putting Chesnaught/Delphox later.

GF has already done the exclusive Mega Stone thing, with XY giving early players a free Torchic with Blazikenite (which would otherwise not be available at all until the next games, ORAS). I wouldn't be surprised if this is similar. Honestly I'm surprise GF even cares about a potential online battles with their weird alt battle system from this game. They didn't for PLA.
TopicFake electors in Michigan won't be prosecuted. Cases dismissed
Proto_Spark
09/09/25 2:28:38 PM
#13
jefffan posted...
Asked by a reporter to clarify whether she believed that Simmons was worried about retaliation in this case, Nessel said she believed "it's likely that in some circumstances, there are judges out there that think about the threats they've received" as well as Trump's power, then decide not to challenge the president or his supporters. She did not clarify whether she believed this sentiment applied to Simmons' decision.

So... they were dismissed due to fear of retaliation.

This is just an acknowledgement that the game is already over.
TopicCommon Enemies Shouldn't Do Double Damage
Proto_Spark
09/09/25 12:47:10 PM
#11
BlackScythe0 posted...
Does anyone have any clue what the chat bot is talking about?

Probably Silksong - has a bit of an overly punishing early game with a lot of characters that seemingly deal double damage for no reason - which is a lot when you have like 4 life and few of the upgrades and stuff.
TopicWhat game should be adapted to amazon of HBO max next?
Proto_Spark
09/09/25 12:45:51 PM
#46
A Final Fantasy series where like, each season covers a game or so could be really fun - but I don't have a ton of faith in it. A lot of stuff is exactly the kind of filler that works in a game, because you're actively a part of the story, but wouldn't in a TV/Movie.

Hotline Miami could be fun, in a weird kind of trippy way.

Plants vs. Zombies could be a really fun animated movie. Doubt it has enough to stretch into a full series though.

You could probably do a fun Wolfenstein movie.
TopicCenk & Ana join Tucker Carlson as 9/11 truthers
Proto_Spark
09/09/25 12:35:27 PM
#27
wanderingshade posted...
Cenk probably believes it because he got tankie pilled about "imperialists" and now "9/11 was an inside job" confirms his biases.


A few years ago TYT was basically out of money, and then they started grifting. It wasn't even subtle there. They just ran out of money and saw the profit in the Trump train. Which is funny, because its way too late to jump on the Trump Train and expect literally any value.

Absolutely bananas that they're actually playing along here. It's not like "Loser who's barely still relevant makes 9/11 truther documentary" is even newsworthy. If they did this story 5 years ago, they'd be making fun of Tucker desperately trying to cling to relevance since being kicked from Fox News.

All something like this really shows is that TYT barely had any integrity to begin with.
TopicSupreme Court Allows Trump to fire FTC director despite federal law
Proto_Spark
09/08/25 12:06:55 PM
#21
The Supreme Court has just ruled Trump can hit the "blow up the economy" button another hundred times, because its not happening fast enough.

There's no coming back from this - the court has just ruled the USD is now not to be trusted - which is currently the thing propping up the entire global economy. Like this will be worse than the Great Depression.
TopicHollow Knight Silksong already has an easy mode mod on PC
Proto_Spark
09/08/25 12:02:12 PM
#33
I mean, I'm all for this - this isn't really that big of a difficulty lowering to begin with.

I noticed with Hollow Knight some of the things that did double damage didn't really make that much sense, or were sometimes seemingly out of left field, making exploring with 2 points of life unnecessarily nerve-wracking. Which did nothing to make the game more engaging, but more frustrating when I don't have a heal, and just go "well how TF was I supposed to know that would deal double damage?"

And like, who even cares if you aren't a "hardcore gamer" - if you can play well enough to actually have fun and get through the game, a few things doing slightly less damage isn't that big of a deal IMO.
Topicshould i play hollow knight first before silksong?
Proto_Spark
09/08/25 11:17:57 AM
#3
The "story" of Hollow Knight is super vague and mostly set decoration you don't need to worry about, so if you want you can probably jump straight into Silksong.

Supposedly the gameplay of Silksong is different enough that a lot of people are not having fun, because playing the game "hollow knight style" is very punishing. So it might be better to jump straight into Silksong if you haven't played Hollow Knight yet as it is.

But also - Hollow Knight is real good.
TopicRFK Jr. will link autism to Tylenol use during pregnancy
Proto_Spark
09/05/25 3:14:39 PM
#21
Its not just vaccines, they're going after literally every kind of medicine.
Topicwho has watched veritasium's new video (about monsanto)
Proto_Spark
09/04/25 1:00:38 PM
#4
https://youtu.be/CxVXvFOPIyQ?si=oivLHpd9vGsdPQMK

Link because TC didn't provide.

Anyways, I haven't watched it yet either, but it is still on the list. Might watch it this afternoon. IDK what RT is, but a quick google gave me some very pro-Russia (and anti-Ukraine) "news" sites?
TopicI guess we're the Kinda Hard Golf community now. Pt 2
Proto_Spark
09/03/25 9:23:04 PM
#215
Haven't played in about a week. Have definitely lost what little ability I had.

kindahard.golf 09/04

41

5. 3
4. 12
3. 6
2. 4
1. 5
0. 11

https://kindahard.golf
TopicTrump is fine.
Proto_Spark
09/02/25 5:40:28 PM
#35
I definitely believe he had some kind of health scare last week.

Its not like he had anything important to say today, it was just to get him out and on camera. And dude could still barely stand up.
TopicTrump is fine.
Proto_Spark
09/02/25 3:47:15 PM
#10
NocturneD85 posted...
Trump would probably pull a Jojos Bizzare Adventure and put his head on a stronger body to live another 100 years.

Something about being pure evil manages to keep you around forever.
TopicCapcom surprised at S2 success; says price for PS5 barrier is unexpectedly large
Proto_Spark
09/02/25 12:50:13 PM
#14
Have they made Monster Hunter Wilds remotely playable on console yet?

I remember buying it on Steam, because I downloaded the benchmark thing they have and it said "yeah your PC can run this" - my PC could not run it.
TopicRock says he was ''pigeon-holed'' into making only Blockbuster movies
Proto_Spark
09/02/25 12:48:05 PM
#38
I think at least a little of this is on the Rock? I remember the rumours at the time was stuff like "Rock must be the main character" and "Rock can never lose a fight" - and IIRC that's part of the reason he got booted from the Fast/Furious movies.

I think he's right that he's being more limited in those movies, but also largely because he's the main character. As the main character, you need to carry the whole movie, and if that movie costs $200 Million, You aren't gonna be allowed to take many creative liberties.

It's not like Rock doesn't have actual acting chops. Him turning heel when he made a WWE return last year was fantastic, and he has been the lead in a 5-season long HBO show, where he was fine.

That's sort of the difference between Rock's movie career and Cena/Batista's IMO. Cena/Batista are pretty much always the supporting character instead of the main one (and even with stuff like Peacemaker, it started with Cena being a supporting character in Suicide Squad), which gives them a ton more room to do new things and show more range.
TopicCollapse of a Current in the Atlantic Ocean
Proto_Spark
08/30/25 5:50:13 PM
#36
BlackScythe0 posted...
??? It wasn't ending then and we are still in the same ice age we simply exist in an interglacial period.

We're in a different interglacial period than we were during the Younger-Dryas. The collapse of the AMOC during the YD brought temperatures down like 15 degrees, and ended that interglacial period, and created another glacial period - that lasted like 1000 years.

It is literally one of the most significant events since the last Glacial Maximum.
TopicYR: The Fuhrer bans all vaccines
Proto_Spark
08/29/25 10:34:31 PM
#5
They want to return to 2 centuries ago, when everyone had to have 9 kids, because you'd low-key expect 6 of them to die before becoming adults.

That or, a fundamental part of whatever Trump considers "Great America" was the Iron Lung. Wouldn't be surprised if they brought lobotomies back.
TopicCollapse of a Current in the Atlantic Ocean
Proto_Spark
08/29/25 2:02:01 PM
#12
Fun fact: The last time the AMOC collapsed was the Younger-Dryas ~12,100 years ago - which isone of the most significant geological events of recent history. The Ice Age was coming to an end and this event basically restarted it for over 1000 years.

PBS video if anyone wants to spend 10 minutes and learn what happened last time:
https://youtu.be/95u2sk_lRoQ?si=ePhJHh1roTm6_b84
TopicNewsom says what needs to be stated : Trump doesn't want another election
Proto_Spark
08/29/25 12:24:50 PM
#12
Dio posted...
I still don't believe Trump will seriously run again. He doesn't need too when he can play kingmaker from behind. He can spend the remainder of his life in luxury doing book talks and MAGA rallys for his cult. By the time his second terms ends he's going to be in his 80s.

Trump isn't going to be willing to ever share the spotlight - that would require everything not being focused on him. The Government running without him and him basically just being there to have everyone tell him he's gooiest most special-es boy is pretty much what he's already doing now.

It's been made clear conservatives don't really care if Trump is mentally there or not. Trump is never leaving the White House. If we're lucky he dies and the whole place falls apart without him, because most other conservatives also can't hide the fact that they're evil monsters, but don't have the relative charisma of Trump to at least distract with being interesting.
TopicAndroid is removing sideloading for the sake of "security".
Proto_Spark
08/28/25 7:32:48 PM
#18
feraldrgn posted...
Weird, the whole point was that the user was responsible for if their device became infected due to installing stuff outside of the Google store.
What's the point?
Is this a universal thing so even Samsung phones will be affected?

Yep. Every Android phone. It'll be a software update, so even your current Android phone will have this.

Might kick off a spree for new smartphone OSes that never really took off. Samsung used to be trying to get their own unique OS, before they just gave up and kept Android - maybe that'll come back.

Ivany2008 posted...
ios will never be better than Android. Apple phones by default are at least 3 generations behind any Android phone. Also, just noting that while Google may remove this feature from its play store, Androids can have the option to go 3rd party.

But it isn't Play Store specific - it's Android specific. There aren't alternatives to running Android on your phone.
TopicDo you like this movie: 300
Proto_Spark
08/28/25 6:54:47 PM
#20
Makes me think of this stupid YouTube video I saw like 10 years ago and I for some reason can't get out of my head. Its from like a TV show or something I've never seen, and I don't know why this has stuck in my head so vividly.

https://youtu.be/Nrcg5iIE0BA?si=ngAIpiwXa-vXmeWN

FL81 posted...
I was so deep into the hype, that I actually went to go see Meet the Spartans at the movie theater

I still maintain that it wasn't as bad of a movie as people say >_>

Same. I had a ton of fun watching it in the theatre, but I'm terrified of watching the movie again, because I can't imagine it was actually any good, I was just like 12 and the theatre was full of people laughing at it.
TopicI guess we're the Kinda Hard Golf community now. Pt 2
Proto_Spark
08/27/25 1:56:35 PM
#147
kindahard.golf 08/27

61

6. 20
5. 2
4. 20
3. 6
2. 2
1. 8
0. 3

https://kindahard.golf

Man I was doing pretty well up until that last few checkpoints. But while I was doing this someone finished with a score of 150, so I can't be that upset at my score.
TopicGhislaine Maxwell says Epstein client list does not exist
Proto_Spark
08/27/25 1:40:23 PM
#43
I mean, there might not be a literal piece of paper out there that just says "People Epstein worked with on the whole child sex trafficking thing", but she's just flat out pretending that nothing shady was ever happening, and that's obviously not true.

LightSnake posted...
She was reportedly willing to say this during the Biden admin. She's a perjurer and serial killer,why should we believe her on anything?

Leave her in prison

The reason she isn't dead like Epstein is that Ghislaine has shown she's more than happy to just take the fall here. Of course she won't rat anyone out - if she was ever going to, she'd have been killed too. She knows she's still alive so she can save Trump's ass, we're just gonna have to see if anyone actually buys it.

Especially because Trump doesn't really want to hide from the Epstein stuff - he wants to brag about it. Just like he bragged about tax fraud and bribery and all that jazz. That's what the aristocrats do, and Trump has been desperate to be in that circle literally his whole life.
TopicDems' strategists Urged Party Not to Talk About Trumps military takeover
Proto_Spark
08/27/25 1:15:03 PM
#14
The fascist takeover of America is gonna be ****ing easier than it was in Germany Jesus.

SAlYAN posted...
So far, they've urged not to talk about the military takeover, not to talk about the gestapo kidnapping people, not to talk about the epstein files, not to talk about hegseth's drinking, not to talk about unsecured defense communications...

... what ARE we allowed to talk about?

Apparently, nothing. Just roll over and take it.
TopicAtari acquires IP rights to 5 Ubisoft titles
Proto_Spark
08/27/25 11:59:00 AM
#11
I remember downloading the demo for I am Alive in like 2011 and thinking it was so cool and really wanting to play the full game.

Then I never did. I even bought it a little while ago when I saw it on sale for like $2. Just still haven't bothered.
TopicThe Carpenter's son teaser (Nicolas Cage in a horror version of Jesus' childhood
Proto_Spark
08/27/25 11:56:32 AM
#5
... what?

I like that Nick Cage is so willing to just do like, whatever. He always puts 110% effort into everything, no matter how odd or B-movie he's doing.
TopicMagic must defeat magic!
Proto_Spark
08/27/25 11:41:03 AM
#17
s0nicfan posted...
It doesn't necessarily have to be a gun. Just some use of human technology that Wizards don't understand that Voldemort would underestimate.

But I would also accept "parry this" as a one-liner.

Man, I think it'd be really fun if we had like, some kid go to Hogwarts, but he just breaks the whole system because he sneaks his iPhone into school with him.

IIRC, the end of Harry Potter takes place in like, the late 90s? It'd be fun if Voldy went all Avada Kedavra, and it was just like, blocked by someone's Walk Man.
TopicPentagon wants to get on buying stock, may get equity shares in Lockheed
Proto_Spark
08/27/25 11:13:41 AM
#11
Man, I wonder what the MAGA crowd thinks when you tell them Trump is following the Soviet Union's playbook here.

He's just not saying "people's" as much.
TopicApparently there's a new Story Of Seasons coming out tomorrow
Proto_Spark
08/26/25 4:32:26 PM
#2
It's a remake of Grand Bazaar on the DS from like 15 years ago. Supposedly its a really popular game, but also one of the ones I never ended up playing.

I'm semi-excited for it - definitely gonna give it a try. Though a little disappointed we still haven't gotten a new SoS since PoOT.
TopicAre there a lot of "he's not dead" legends about Hitler
Proto_Spark
08/26/25 4:10:44 PM
#13
I doubt he'd be able to secretly "hide" from the public eye - dude really wanted to be in focus, I can't imagine he'd just quietly chill out in Argentina if he wasn't dead at the end of WWII.

Like, imagine if the MAGA movement collapsed - do you think Trump would be happy quietly living out the rest of his days in Russia, people thinking he's dead? No way, dude would in no way be able to just stay out of the limelight like that.
TopicRanger fired for hanging transgender flag in Yosemite
Proto_Spark
08/26/25 4:05:40 PM
#14
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


In theory, he's not supposed to let his "political" views get in the way of doing public work. The same way that woman who was blocking gay marriage certificates in Kentucky or wherever shouldn't be allowed to.

Of course, that's not actually how it works, and that woman who was blocking gay marriage certificates is likely going to be allowed to do that again, and I don't know if I would consider "This minority being discriminated against is valid" is a very political take.
TopicWill Smith posted a vid of him performing to an AI crowd
Proto_Spark
08/26/25 1:13:51 PM
#13
HashtagSEP posted...
https://waxy.org/2025/08/will-smiths-concert-crowds-were-real-but-ai-is-blurring-the-lines/

It's real, it's from multiple different concerts though, apparently, and they think a few scenes might be from real photos but put through an AI image-to-video filter. And then Youtube filtering is also apparently super weird.

Yeah Youtube adds a stupid AI filter to everything, supposedly under the impression eventually they'll just be able to only have AI jank on their platform and they can stop like, paying people who make stuff on there.
TopicWho is the dumbest dictator from history?
Proto_Spark
08/26/25 1:11:04 PM
#18
Wasn't Hitler known for being pretty stupid? Like they took advantage of their neighbours being wholly underdeveloped, but once they started fighting on similar levels they started losing ground everywhere.

And similar to Trump, everyone was afraid to break any bad news to Hitler which kept letting him make stupid military decisions.
TopicEven if Trump dies soon from whatever problem he's rumoured to have...
Proto_Spark
08/26/25 1:09:03 PM
#33
If Trump keels over, I have zero belief that Vance would be able to keep the MAGA cult together, and that would probably cause the whole country to implode within itself.

Honestly, Trump is pretty good at keeping people out of his spotlight - I doubt anyone has enough charisma to actually inherit Trump's cult.
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