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TopicReplace one word in a movie title with "melons"
Daremo
07/06/24 1:33:49 PM
#98
The Man with the Iron Melons
Melons 9 From Outer Space
The Princess Melons
Raiders of the Lost Melons
When Harry Met Melons
The Talented Mr. Melons

Melons Been Kissed

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicReplace one word in a movie title with "melons"
Daremo
07/06/24 1:08:26 PM
#90
Twelve Angry Melons
There's Something About Melons
The Dark Melons


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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWould you rather have 2 million dollars or
Daremo
07/06/24 7:23:57 AM
#17
Power. Because:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mWoBC_ObLw

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicReplace one word in a movie title with "melons"
Daremo
07/05/24 7:38:58 PM
#42
The Naked Melons: From The Files of Police Squad

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicReplace one word in a movie title with "melons"
Daremo
07/05/24 7:33:34 PM
#39
2001:A Melons Odyssey

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicReplace one word in a movie title with "melons"
Daremo
07/05/24 7:30:46 PM
#37
Killer Melons From Outer Space.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicReplace one word in a movie title with "melons"
Daremo
07/05/24 7:28:27 PM
#35
Escape From New Melons


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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicReplace one word in a movie title with "melons"
Daremo
07/05/24 7:26:16 PM
#31
Big Melons In Little China

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWhen you hear "emo" in relation to music genre, what do you think of?
Daremo
07/04/24 2:40:56 PM
#106
BrohammedAli posted...
Merzbow is dad rock.
_

I swear, every time I try to edit a post on my phone, I end up with a new post...

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWhen you hear "emo" in relation to music genre, what do you think of?
Daremo
07/04/24 2:34:08 PM
#105
archizzy posted...


I always just viewed it as more of a lifestyle and fashion look more than a music genre.
I think of a Caucasian late teen/early adult with mesh/net sleeves and a cowlick, who is obviously not a goth.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicDo you still snicker at the number 69?
Daremo
07/04/24 2:24:54 PM
#7
FL81 posted...
Nice.


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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicVladimir Putin says he still prefers Joe Biden as US president despite debate.
Daremo
07/04/24 1:38:07 PM
#9
If we knew what we were doing, we could use this to turn Maga against Putin, and increase support for Ukraine.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Topic$90,000 but gay men constantly hit on you.
Daremo
07/03/24 5:43:52 PM
#44
I would so be onboard with this. Getting approached rather than having to do the approaching? And a wad of wonga? I. Am. There.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicA dad showing his 400 dollar grocery store tab for his 6 kids is going VIRAL
Daremo
07/03/24 9:57:07 AM
#24
Something that occurred to me while sleeping:

If he has 8 members in his family, including himself and a wife, he's spending less than $8 per person per day.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicA dad showing his 400 dollar grocery store tab for his 6 kids is going VIRAL
Daremo
07/01/24 3:12:11 PM
#11
Trader Joes

Well, there's your problem.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Topic"Modern country music sucks."
Daremo
06/30/24 3:03:44 PM
#52
{Due to GameFaqs posting regs...}

StarFighters76 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO8OS4iEzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSpHYyovpGU
Less novelty value, music rating about the same. Burn The Floor was a bit better, but the video did most of the heavy lifting there. Again, not something I would seek out, but I wouldn't lunge for the skip button. Unless it came on twice.

TheGoldenEel posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWS4g9VjIbY
... It's nu-metal... but worse. How is this even possible!?

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Topic"Modern country music sucks."
Daremo
06/30/24 3:02:58 PM
#50
LonelyStoner posted...
https://youtu.be/0GdNWn99gMg?si=RBldnuaDq7hzkn2j
Stopped at thirty seconds: "Oh my god this is awful. But is that really long enough to judge? I should listen to the whole thing, maybe it gets better?"

1:02: "Nope. Can't do it, this is the taste of fecal matter in sonic form."

MrToothHasYou posted...
https://youtu.be/hbdBwI58MyE?si=wL9vMChYZ0t86_tI

Cute, not horrific, some shitty politics, far from good.

kind9 posted...
https://youtu.be/OjiS20NqNqs
I hate when rappers and rockers do this kind of thing as well. I did like the bit about dongs. Reminded me of Jon Coulton, somehow.

Baron_Ox posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NACMpkxm-fA

This, I dug. Probably will never go out of my way to listen to it again, but I definitely would not turn it off if it came up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQq7gzZt-8
Generic trash.

ZevLoveDOOM posted...
https://youtu.be/ZVVvJjwzl6c?si=uVOVCtbugIRHBhBl
This is good. I may add this to a playlist.

Tyranthraxus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOUMEVd2XY
... Huh. Subject matter: 10/10. Musicality: 6.5/10.


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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicYR: The person you love most in the world grabs your arm when you enter the room
Daremo
06/30/24 11:47:56 AM
#15
UnfairRepresent posted...
It's the person you love most in the world
You're... Not really seeing the problem here, are you?

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicYou know what Futurama joke sticks with me?
Daremo
06/30/24 11:45:48 AM
#40
I don't know if this was a particularly funny line, but it makes me feel seen.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j2WD1SJiRjo

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicIsn't saying "water is wet" not actually correct?
Daremo
06/30/24 7:19:37 AM
#13
teep_ posted...
Is wet/dry really a binary though? If something's covered in oil, is it wet or dry? Or neither?
It's wet.

A closer non-binary analog would be a gel or amorphous solid, in which case the deciding factor would be, does it flow on a human time scale.

Particulates in conjunction can simulate flow, as in sand for example, but they don't self-cohere in the manner commonly associated with the term 'wet'.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicAsk me anything about anime.
Daremo
06/30/24 7:08:10 AM
#61
What was the best Bee Train series?

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicHow do you heat leftover pizza?
Daremo
06/30/24 7:04:41 AM
#3
I have three answers to this question in about equal frequency.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicIsn't saying "water is wet" not actually correct?
Daremo
06/30/24 7:01:52 AM
#11
Water is wet is perfectly correct. Unless you are contending that water is dry?

But if it makes you happy, you can say 'water does wet', and see how far that gets you.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicDoes bald = evil?
Daremo
06/29/24 7:53:50 PM
#46
action52 posted...
No, I think the joke was that the "evil" version with the goatee is actually really nice on twitter.
Ah, the evil version. Well that would make more sense, probably a satanist who believes in freedom and rejecting authority.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicDoes bald = evil?
Daremo
06/29/24 5:44:43 PM
#37
Oderus_Urungus posted...
Strangely enough, he's much nicer on Twitter.
I've seen him being a massive knob on Twitter.

Edit: This was supposed to be an edit to the previous post.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicDoes bald = evil?
Daremo
06/29/24 5:42:46 PM
#36
DrizztLink posted...
Professor X is a gigantic piece of shit in the comics.
I really hate the move to 'grittify' Professor Xavier. We can't have one unequivocally good guy in comics?

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicYR: The person you love most in the world grabs your arm when you enter the room
Daremo
06/29/24 5:38:44 PM
#10
I would frankly be curious to see who the person is, because I have no idea.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicDeja Vu (But Worse) - Biden vs. Trump ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Daremo
06/29/24 5:57:29 AM
#2
Al distills the suffering of a nation. Truly, he is the bard of our time.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicRemember - a vote for Biden is a vote for Kamala Harris.
Daremo
06/28/24 11:28:26 AM
#23
Wrath_Of_Spiral posted...
I missed the lore with Kamala. Why did she fall off the democratic meta?
She became a Vice President. Unless they're up to antics, they're pretty invisible.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicMy 2-year-old asked me to play him a "car song"
Daremo
06/28/24 10:48:30 AM
#21
ai123 posted...
Prefab Sprout - Cars and Girls

https://youtu.be/jEJdfDD4dVg
Good shout.

Might be a little abstract:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIx2i8i_t0


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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWho do you think "won" the debate
Daremo
06/28/24 7:23:29 AM
#57
GuerrillaSoldier posted...
needs "we all lose" option


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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWhat was the first movie you remember seeing in theaters, ever?
Daremo
06/27/24 7:40:46 PM
#7
Star Trek the motion picture.

I saw it in theatres three times. I fell asleep every time.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicI dont enjoy that backsides are referred to as 'cake'
Daremo
06/27/24 6:26:13 PM
#22
I like booty.

You're making me a pirate, because I want to loot that booty.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWalmart to implement electronic pricing tags.
Daremo
06/25/24 3:17:46 PM
#40
MisterPengy posted...
Wal-Mart is definitely scummy enough to try surge pricing, but I don't see any reason it would benefit them. It's in their best interest to make prices as clear as possible, so they don't get sued again.

Denying any wrongdoing, Walmart agreed to pay $45 million to settle the class action lawsuit alleging the retailer used deceptive business practices. The complaint accused the company of falsely inflating product weight, mislabeling weight of bagged produce and overcharging of sold-by-weight clearance products
Walmart made over 161 Billion dollars last year. You think they're sweating 0.028% of their revenue? 45 million may seem like a lot to you and me, but for them it's a barely noticeable cost of being in the milking the marks business.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicAre Counting Crows the best band that nobody knows?
Daremo
06/24/24 11:16:29 AM
#99
A Curve song just randomed up in my playlist, and damn, why don't more people know this band?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUN6g7DyliA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96fDy19UqbU

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicThere are now adults who never seen a flip phone before
Daremo
06/24/24 7:20:20 AM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0d2969dd.jpg

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicAre Counting Crows the best band that nobody knows?
Daremo
06/24/24 5:37:16 AM
#86
Jonny2284 posted...
They aren't even the best band nobody knows with crows in the name, that would be those damn crows.
The Black Crows?

My favourite band no one's ever heard of would be either Catherine Wheel or Electrafixion.

The best band literally no one knows would be The Velvet Stones.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWhat should the name of my new hot sauce be?
Daremo
06/22/24 6:24:57 AM
#13
None of the above. They all smack of trying too hard.

My personal course would be a quiet understatement, like, "Somewhat Hotter Than One Might Reasonably Expect".

Doesn't sound too bad, so if it then blows your mouth off, you remember.

Under promise.
Over deliver.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicJust Stop Oil is up to it again...
Daremo
06/22/24 1:41:06 AM
#42
StealThisSheen posted...
Incredibly dumb and naive point of view, because it literally was damaged.

Attack private jets all you want. In fact, please do. But what the hell did vandalizing Stonehenge accomplish, exactly?
How was it damaged, exactly?

And don't give me lichen, because bullshit.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicAre there still a lot of blue voters not voting as a protest?
Daremo
06/21/24 5:02:06 PM
#115
Squall28 posted...
Are there still a lot of blue voters not voting as a protest?

Here's the thing; next to no one is actually doing that.

A lot of people are/were saying that in order to push an agenda of some sort, but very few are genuinely going to stick to it, and those that do were likely never going to vote anyway.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicJust Stop Oil is up to it again...
Daremo
06/21/24 4:22:47 PM
#29
"Someone vandalised stonehenge!"
"What? That's terrible."
"Yeah, they sprayed it with cornstarch!"
"With... cornstarch?"
"Cornstarch! Unbelievable!"
"Soo... how was stonehenge damaged?"
"Well it wasn't, really. But someone has to pay to clean it up!"
"They can't just wait for the rain?"
"Er... could do, could do..."
"So this was just a fat lot of nothing?"
"... Well..., only when you say it like that!"

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicCommandments Trump has broke
Daremo
06/21/24 2:50:31 PM
#20
Skip to 4:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8raYmdcaWo8

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicTrump wins the presidency but your his Vice president
Daremo
06/21/24 12:52:08 PM
#22
I would take that deal.

"Ah, here we are, stepping off the plane on the first day of your second term, into histo-, whoa careful there I almos- OH NO! I tripped into the president coming down the stairs of the plane, bashing his head into every step and snapping his neck at the bottom! What a horrible accident! How monstrous fate, dealing him the unseemly blow at the height of his success! Has happenstance e'er been so cruel? It is to weep!

Oh, and I guess I'm president now."

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicPost iconic 80s movie scenes
Daremo
06/21/24 12:32:32 PM
#50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMz7JBRbmNo

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicAnti-WOKE 'Freedom2o' water is a hit with conservatives. 12 bottles for $21.
Daremo
06/20/24 8:49:50 AM
#15
Marks gonna mark.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicI swear to fucking GOD the internet is either:
Daremo
06/17/24 1:40:42 PM
#5
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Which one is this topic
Clearly the first.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicWhat is a tune that gets stuck in your head easily ?
Daremo
06/16/24 6:44:21 AM
#28
Murphiroth posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnIEWyVIlE

Been buried in my brain since the day it dropped. It's fine though, it slaps.
This. So much.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
TopicHypothetically would you be more upset if mifepristone were banned by the SC
Daremo
06/14/24 12:41:07 PM
#2
Yes. The SCOTUS is not a medical organization, rather than the group not having standing to bring the case, they don't have standing to decide shit about it.

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Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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