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Topic | Replace one word in a movie title with "melons" |
Daremo 07/06/24 1:33:49 PM #98 | The Man with the Iron Melons
Melons 9 From Outer Space The Princess Melons Raiders of the Lost Melons When Harry Met Melons The Talented Mr. Melons Melons Been Kissed --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Replace one word in a movie title with "melons" |
Daremo 07/06/24 1:08:26 PM #90 | Twelve Angry Melons
There's Something About Melons The Dark Melons --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Would you rather have 2 million dollars or |
Daremo 07/06/24 7:23:57 AM #17 | Power. Because:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mWoBC_ObLw --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Replace one word in a movie title with "melons" |
Daremo 07/05/24 7:38:58 PM #42 | The Naked Melons: From The Files of Police Squad
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Replace one word in a movie title with "melons" |
Daremo 07/05/24 7:33:34 PM #39 | 2001:A Melons Odyssey
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Replace one word in a movie title with "melons" |
Daremo 07/05/24 7:30:46 PM #37 | Killer Melons From Outer Space.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Replace one word in a movie title with "melons" |
Daremo 07/05/24 7:28:27 PM #35 | Escape From New Melons
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Replace one word in a movie title with "melons" |
Daremo 07/05/24 7:26:16 PM #31 | Big Melons In Little China
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | When you hear "emo" in relation to music genre, what do you think of? |
Daremo 07/04/24 2:40:56 PM #106 | BrohammedAli posted...
Merzbow is dad rock._ I swear, every time I try to edit a post on my phone, I end up with a new post... --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | When you hear "emo" in relation to music genre, what do you think of? |
Daremo 07/04/24 2:34:08 PM #105 | archizzy posted...
I think of a Caucasian late teen/early adult with mesh/net sleeves and a cowlick, who is obviously not a goth. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Do you still snicker at the number 69? |
Daremo 07/04/24 2:24:54 PM #7 | FL81 posted...
Nice. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Vladimir Putin says he still prefers Joe Biden as US president despite debate. |
Daremo 07/04/24 1:38:07 PM #9 | If we knew what we were doing, we could use this to turn Maga against Putin, and increase support for Ukraine.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | $90,000 but gay men constantly hit on you. |
Daremo 07/03/24 5:43:52 PM #44 | I would so be onboard with this. Getting approached rather than having to do the approaching? And a wad of wonga? I. Am. There.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | A dad showing his 400 dollar grocery store tab for his 6 kids is going VIRAL |
Daremo 07/03/24 9:57:07 AM #24 | Something that occurred to me while sleeping:
If he has 8 members in his family, including himself and a wife, he's spending less than $8 per person per day. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | A dad showing his 400 dollar grocery store tab for his 6 kids is going VIRAL |
Daremo 07/01/24 3:12:11 PM #11 | Trader Joes
Well, there's your problem. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | "Modern country music sucks." |
Daremo 06/30/24 3:03:44 PM #52 | {Due to GameFaqs posting regs...}
StarFighters76 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO8OS4iEzULess novelty value, music rating about the same. Burn The Floor was a bit better, but the video did most of the heavy lifting there. Again, not something I would seek out, but I wouldn't lunge for the skip button. Unless it came on twice. TheGoldenEel posted...... It's nu-metal... but worse. How is this even possible!? --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | "Modern country music sucks." |
Daremo 06/30/24 3:02:58 PM #50 | LonelyStoner posted...
https://youtu.be/0GdNWn99gMg?si=RBldnuaDq7hzkn2jStopped at thirty seconds: "Oh my god this is awful. But is that really long enough to judge? I should listen to the whole thing, maybe it gets better?" 1:02: "Nope. Can't do it, this is the taste of fecal matter in sonic form." MrToothHasYou posted... https://youtu.be/hbdBwI58MyE?si=wL9vMChYZ0t86_tI Cute, not horrific, some shitty politics, far from good. kind9 posted... https://youtu.be/OjiS20NqNqsI hate when rappers and rockers do this kind of thing as well. I did like the bit about dongs. Reminded me of Jon Coulton, somehow. Baron_Ox posted... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NACMpkxm-fAThis, I dug. Probably will never go out of my way to listen to it again, but I definitely would not turn it off if it came up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQq7gzZt-8Generic trash. ZevLoveDOOM posted... https://youtu.be/ZVVvJjwzl6c?si=uVOVCtbugIRHBhBlThis is good. I may add this to a playlist. Tyranthraxus posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOUMEVd2XY... Huh. Subject matter: 10/10. Musicality: 6.5/10. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | YR: The person you love most in the world grabs your arm when you enter the room |
Daremo 06/30/24 11:47:56 AM #15 | UnfairRepresent posted...
It's the person you love most in the worldYou're... Not really seeing the problem here, are you? --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | You know what Futurama joke sticks with me? |
Daremo 06/30/24 11:45:48 AM #40 | I don't know if this was a particularly funny line, but it makes me feel seen.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j2WD1SJiRjo --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Isn't saying "water is wet" not actually correct? |
Daremo 06/30/24 7:19:37 AM #13 | teep_ posted...
Is wet/dry really a binary though? If something's covered in oil, is it wet or dry? Or neither?It's wet. A closer non-binary analog would be a gel or amorphous solid, in which case the deciding factor would be, does it flow on a human time scale. Particulates in conjunction can simulate flow, as in sand for example, but they don't self-cohere in the manner commonly associated with the term 'wet'. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Ask me anything about anime. |
Daremo 06/30/24 7:08:10 AM #61 | What was the best Bee Train series?
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | How do you heat leftover pizza? |
Daremo 06/30/24 7:04:41 AM #3 | I have three answers to this question in about equal frequency.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Isn't saying "water is wet" not actually correct? |
Daremo 06/30/24 7:01:52 AM #11 | Water is wet is perfectly correct. Unless you are contending that water is dry?
But if it makes you happy, you can say 'water does wet', and see how far that gets you. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Does bald = evil? |
Daremo 06/29/24 7:53:50 PM #46 | action52 posted...
No, I think the joke was that the "evil" version with the goatee is actually really nice on twitter.Ah, the evil version. Well that would make more sense, probably a satanist who believes in freedom and rejecting authority. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Does bald = evil? |
Daremo 06/29/24 5:44:43 PM #37 | Oderus_Urungus posted...
Strangely enough, he's much nicer on Twitter.I've seen him being a massive knob on Twitter. Edit: This was supposed to be an edit to the previous post. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Does bald = evil? |
Daremo 06/29/24 5:42:46 PM #36 | DrizztLink posted...
Professor X is a gigantic piece of shit in the comics.I really hate the move to 'grittify' Professor Xavier. We can't have one unequivocally good guy in comics? --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | YR: The person you love most in the world grabs your arm when you enter the room |
Daremo 06/29/24 5:38:44 PM #10 | I would frankly be curious to see who the person is, because I have no idea.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Deja Vu (But Worse) - Biden vs. Trump ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic. |
Daremo 06/29/24 5:57:29 AM #2 | Al distills the suffering of a nation. Truly, he is the bard of our time.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Remember - a vote for Biden is a vote for Kamala Harris. |
Daremo 06/28/24 11:28:26 AM #23 | Wrath_Of_Spiral posted...
I missed the lore with Kamala. Why did she fall off the democratic meta?She became a Vice President. Unless they're up to antics, they're pretty invisible. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | My 2-year-old asked me to play him a "car song" |
Daremo 06/28/24 10:48:30 AM #21 | ai123 posted...
Prefab Sprout - Cars and GirlsGood shout. Might be a little abstract: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIx2i8i_t0 --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Who do you think "won" the debate |
Daremo 06/28/24 7:23:29 AM #57 | GuerrillaSoldier posted...
needs "we all lose" option --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | What was the first movie you remember seeing in theaters, ever? |
Daremo 06/27/24 7:40:46 PM #7 | Star Trek the motion picture.
I saw it in theatres three times. I fell asleep every time. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | I dont enjoy that backsides are referred to as 'cake' |
Daremo 06/27/24 6:26:13 PM #22 | I like booty.
You're making me a pirate, because I want to loot that booty. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Walmart to implement electronic pricing tags. |
Daremo 06/25/24 3:17:46 PM #40 | MisterPengy posted...
Wal-Mart is definitely scummy enough to try surge pricing, but I don't see any reason it would benefit them. It's in their best interest to make prices as clear as possible, so they don't get sued again.Walmart made over 161 Billion dollars last year. You think they're sweating 0.028% of their revenue? 45 million may seem like a lot to you and me, but for them it's a barely noticeable cost of being in the milking the marks business. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Are Counting Crows the best band that nobody knows? |
Daremo 06/24/24 11:16:29 AM #99 | A Curve song just randomed up in my playlist, and damn, why don't more people know this band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUN6g7DyliA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96fDy19UqbU --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | There are now adults who never seen a flip phone before |
Daremo 06/24/24 7:20:20 AM #6 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0d2969dd.jpg
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Are Counting Crows the best band that nobody knows? |
Daremo 06/24/24 5:37:16 AM #86 | Jonny2284 posted...
They aren't even the best band nobody knows with crows in the name, that would be those damn crows.The Black Crows? My favourite band no one's ever heard of would be either Catherine Wheel or Electrafixion. The best band literally no one knows would be The Velvet Stones. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | What should the name of my new hot sauce be? |
Daremo 06/22/24 6:24:57 AM #13 | None of the above. They all smack of trying too hard.
My personal course would be a quiet understatement, like, "Somewhat Hotter Than One Might Reasonably Expect". Doesn't sound too bad, so if it then blows your mouth off, you remember. Under promise. Over deliver. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Just Stop Oil is up to it again... |
Daremo 06/22/24 1:41:06 AM #42 | StealThisSheen posted...
Incredibly dumb and naive point of view, because it literally was damaged.How was it damaged, exactly? And don't give me lichen, because bullshit. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Are there still a lot of blue voters not voting as a protest? |
Daremo 06/21/24 5:02:06 PM #115 | Squall28 posted...
Are there still a lot of blue voters not voting as a protest? Here's the thing; next to no one is actually doing that. A lot of people are/were saying that in order to push an agenda of some sort, but very few are genuinely going to stick to it, and those that do were likely never going to vote anyway. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Just Stop Oil is up to it again... |
Daremo 06/21/24 4:22:47 PM #29 | "Someone vandalised stonehenge!"
"What? That's terrible." "Yeah, they sprayed it with cornstarch!" "With... cornstarch?" "Cornstarch! Unbelievable!" "Soo... how was stonehenge damaged?" "Well it wasn't, really. But someone has to pay to clean it up!" "They can't just wait for the rain?" "Er... could do, could do..." "So this was just a fat lot of nothing?" "... Well..., only when you say it like that!" --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Commandments Trump has broke |
Daremo 06/21/24 2:50:31 PM #20 | Skip to 4:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8raYmdcaWo8 --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Trump wins the presidency but your his Vice president |
Daremo 06/21/24 12:52:08 PM #22 | I would take that deal.
"Ah, here we are, stepping off the plane on the first day of your second term, into histo-, whoa careful there I almos- OH NO! I tripped into the president coming down the stairs of the plane, bashing his head into every step and snapping his neck at the bottom! What a horrible accident! How monstrous fate, dealing him the unseemly blow at the height of his success! Has happenstance e'er been so cruel? It is to weep! Oh, and I guess I'm president now." --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Post iconic 80s movie scenes |
Daremo 06/21/24 12:32:32 PM #50 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMz7JBRbmNo
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Anti-WOKE 'Freedom2o' water is a hit with conservatives. 12 bottles for $21. |
Daremo 06/20/24 8:49:50 AM #15 | Marks gonna mark.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | I swear to fucking GOD the internet is either: |
Daremo 06/17/24 1:40:42 PM #5 | RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Which one is this topicClearly the first. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | What is a tune that gets stuck in your head easily ? |
Daremo 06/16/24 6:44:21 AM #28 | Murphiroth posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnIEWyVIlEThis. So much. --- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
Topic | Hypothetically would you be more upset if mifepristone were banned by the SC |
Daremo 06/14/24 12:41:07 PM #2 | Yes. The SCOTUS is not a medical organization, rather than the group not having standing to bring the case, they don't have standing to decide shit about it.
--- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
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