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TopicI found a kitten.
CellBlock7
08/13/24 12:33:07 AM
#67
This guy gets all the pussycats

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TopicITT: We post Spongebob quotes.
CellBlock7
08/12/24 10:32:44 AM
#31
Deeper Patrick! I cant feel a thing!

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TopicWas there a particular game that brought you to gamefaqs?
CellBlock7
08/11/24 6:37:45 AM
#54
Perfect Dark

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TopicUtah is executing a man tonight
CellBlock7
08/07/24 5:53:12 PM
#62
They wanna have the death penalty, well then lets get rid of the lethal injections and electric chairs. A state wants to put someone to death, then the judge who orders it has to bludgeon the person to death with their own bare hands.

Or do that thing where they tie their limbs to horses and have them run off in different directions.

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TopicBe shrunk to the size of an ant and survive a week for 3 wishes to be granted?
CellBlock7
08/07/24 3:07:38 AM
#58
marthsheretoo posted...
I'd be worried about spawning in the middle of a highway and just fucking dying.

Or just finding water - it's pretty dry out here.

Predators are a distant third on my list of worries and still are pretty frightening.

I'll make it where you're guaranteed to not spawn in immediate danger like in the middle of a highway or if you live near a body of water or the ocean just out in the water somewhere. You will spawn with no immediate threats from predators or people walking around, things falling, etc... within 100yds of you. I think that is a fair amount of distance.


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TopicChallenge of the Day: Beat Super Mario Bros on NES without dying in 15 minutes.
CellBlock7
08/06/24 10:46:30 PM
#25
rick_alverado posted...
With immortality I could actually conceivably eventually afford to buy a house.



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TopicChallenge of the Day: Beat Super Mario Bros on NES without dying in 15 minutes.
CellBlock7
08/06/24 10:38:59 PM
#20
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


No benefit to immortality?

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TopicFight to the Death: A Seconds Game!!
CellBlock7
08/06/24 10:37:50 PM
#1
You know how this works. You entered this topic now lets see what or who you have to fight to the death to survive. With your bare hands of course. Mostly animals and insects with some humans thrown in.

00- Earthworm
01- Lion
02- Clone of yourself
03- Wasp
04- Rhinoceros
05- Silverback Gorilla
06- Koala Bear
07- Emperor Penguin
08- Mike Tyson
09- House cat
10- Golden Retriever
11- Snapping Turtle
12- Hippopotamus
13- Cheetah
14- Alligator
15- Two 6th Graders (one boy, one girl)
16- Horse
17- Raccoon (with rabies)
18- Black Mamba
19- Sewer Rat
20- Taylor Swift
21- Meerkat
22- LeBron James
23- Swan
24- Orangutan
25- Mountain Lion
26- Your own mother
27- Cow
28- Monitor Lizard
29- Kangaroo
30- Shaquille ONeal
31- Wildboar
32- Armadillo
33- Anaconda
34- Donald Trump
35- Johnny Depp
36- Diamondback Rattlesnake
37- Panda Bear
38- Crocodile
39- Michelle Obama
40- Ant
41- Bald Eagle
42- Gina Carano
43- Polar Bear
44- Skunk
45- Hornet
46- Camel
47- Komodo Dragon
48- Tom Cruise
49- Pitbull
50- Chimpanzee
51- John Cena
52- Your Father
53- Water Buffalo
54- Moose
55- Gnat
56- Robert Downey Jr.
57- Squirrel
58- Snail
59- Grizzly Bear


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TopicChallenge of the Day: Beat Super Mario Bros on NES without dying in 15 minutes.
CellBlock7
08/06/24 9:46:45 PM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Even with the practice a day before hand do you think the pressure of being in the moment and watching the clock tick down would throw you off in anyway?

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TopicBe shrunk to the size of an ant and survive a week for 3 wishes to be granted?
CellBlock7
08/06/24 8:51:03 PM
#1
So a magical being appears and tells you they will grant you 3 wishes IF you agree to be shrunken down to the size of a black ant and can survive for an entire week. With a few stipulations of course.

You cannot tell anyone what youre doing before or during the challenge so that you cant have someone just take care of you for the duration of the challenge.

You cannot stay within your own home.

In fact, upon accepting the challenge you will be magically transported somewhere outdoors, within 10 miles of your home.

Only your clothing and shoes will shrink down with you. Anything like a watch or cellphone will remain normal size and likely crush and kill you upon shrinking.

Should you survive the magical being will teleport you back home and then grant you 3 wishes. Normal wish rules apply like no wishing for more wishes and what not.

Would you give it a go?

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TopicKamala to announce VP on Tuesday; candidate has accepted the job, per sources
CellBlock7
08/06/24 1:03:46 AM
#124
Its Oprah

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TopicChallenge of the Day: Beat Super Mario Bros on NES without dying in 15 minutes.
CellBlock7
08/05/24 6:40:55 PM
#1
The world record is less than 5 minutes so 15 is more than reasonable. Also, if you accept and win you will be granted immortality and youd get to pick the age youd like to stay physically for the rest of eternity so no worrying that youll be some weird, 1,000yr old, beat down yet still alive corpse looking mfer.

Just eternally 25yrs old if that is what you choose. Also, you will be given the ability to end your life at any time you wanted should losing everyone youve ever known and cared for finally became too much for you.

Lose the challenge though and you will be killed instantly.

So who wants to play some Mario?

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Topic(partner): my son has threadworm. you may be affected.
CellBlock7
08/05/24 10:24:08 AM
#15
Now you get to put a worm in your partners butt to make things even. If yall are into that sort of thing.

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TopicWould you rather drown or burn to death?
CellBlock7
08/05/24 1:07:46 AM
#1
So which is it gonna be?

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TopicWould You Rather $100m Or Your Own Created Character
CellBlock7
08/05/24 1:05:24 AM
#62
The military would pay me handsomely for my ability to create a super soldier for them every day that could look like anyone so he or she could chameleon their way into any setting and take out elusive targets without losing any actual operatives.

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TopicDo you think you could get away with murder?
CellBlock7
08/04/24 1:11:45 PM
#1
In this day and age with cameras all over the place and all the various forensic evidence left all over the place do you think you could commit the ultimate crime and get away with it?

What about robbing a bank? For a sizable amount (at least $10,000) not you stealing a penny off the counter or something.

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TopicMedia already hyping Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday smh
CellBlock7
08/03/24 3:28:06 PM
#15
Id give good odds against him not making it to see that birthday even though it isnt very far away. I hope he does, but hes just been through too much and the fact he is alive after so much time in hospice isnt a miracle, but instead an anomaly.

Itd be cool to see him hit a century, but hes in far worse shape than Betty White was and we know how that went.

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TopicYou're offered $250,000,000 tax free, but you must
CellBlock7
08/03/24 3:25:02 PM
#9
Alteres posted...
I always found one within like 20 min

So youre saying yes then I take it?

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TopicYou're offered $250,000,000 tax free, but you must
CellBlock7
08/03/24 3:24:46 PM
#8
ai123 posted...
Read a book, TC.

All I have with me in this bathroom right now is my phone and I only enjoy reading actual books as opposed to one on a device.

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TopicYou're offered $250,000,000 tax free, but you must
CellBlock7
08/03/24 3:20:30 PM
#1
Find a naturally growing, still in the wild (not on some weird four leaf clover growing farm or in a store or some shit lol) and in the ground four leaf clover within 72 hours of accepting the challenge.

Once the time limit expires both of your legs will be amputated from the knee down. OR..

you can keep your legs intact and instead choose to extend your search time by another 48 hours. If you fail again after the time extension however, both your legs will be amputated from the knee down just like before plus both of your arms will now also be amputated from the shoulder.

Are you willing to take the risk? And no you cant be offered the challenge and wait to accept it until after youve found a four leaf clover to bypass the 72hrs from accepting rule. I know some of you are already thinking that.

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TopicWould you take a punch from prime Mike Tyson under these conditions?
CellBlock7
08/03/24 12:19:52 AM
#22
Yeah sorry lol, it is only one punch. He just has a 12 hour window in which to do it is all.

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TopicWould you take a punch from prime Mike Tyson under these conditions?
CellBlock7
08/02/24 11:20:10 PM
#1
First lets start by letting you know, yes you will be paid handsomely for this. $125,000 tax free and any hospital bills you may incur will be taken care of at no cost to you.

Now the stipulations. First, you must wear a blindfold with your hands tied behind your back. Second, you must be able to stand relatively still for up to 12 hours. Lastly, you will be wearing noise cancelling earplugs so you cannot hear Tyson approach you.

Mike Tyson, in his physical prime has 12 hours to hit you as hard as he can anywhere he wants. The reason you are wearing the blindfold and earplugs with your hands tied behind your back is so you will have no idea when and from what angle the punch is coming. Having your hands tied also eliminates any chance of you potentially softening the blow by covering up either your face or your stomach.

Would $125,000 be enough for you to go through with this or would you need more money? If so, whats the least amount of money youd accept to do this? Do you think you could handle the torment of just standing there waiting for inevitable doom or would your nerves go haywire, forcing you to give up before going insane?

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TopicRemember way back in the day when we couldn't say fuck on here
CellBlock7
08/02/24 11:09:58 PM
#4
Fuck yeah I do. That was a long fucking time ago. I still cant believe I actually had an account older than this fucking one, which if I remember correctly, was banned for using inappropriate language. Fucking wild!

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TopicControversy reigns at the Olympics after boxer wins in 46 seconds.
CellBlock7
08/01/24 5:56:12 PM
#165
Woman born a woman wins fight.

Yes she was born with a chromosomal defect that in return provides her more testosterone, but its not something she had any say in. This isnt a transgender issue where someone born a man is now identifying as a woman and competing against them. This is a woman, who has always been a woman (with a vagina and all) competing against other women.

Hell, she has lost to other women already in her career. She isnt unbeatable.

I wonder what the reaction would be if say a woman like deceased former WWE wrestler Chyna (Joanie Lauer, I think I got spelling right) who was built like a tank got in the ring and hit another woman. Would she too be chastised and ridiculed to the point of this woman?

Lets not forget she has also dedicated her life to this moment too. Not just the woman who quit.


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Topicdo you have any "crossroads" moments in your life?
CellBlock7
07/31/24 2:02:57 AM
#20
I'm at one now.

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TopicCould you get from Augusta, Maine to San Diego, California under these rules?
CellBlock7
07/30/24 10:48:39 AM
#1
So you start in Augusta, Maine (why I have no idea) and you need to get to San Diego, California also for reasons I have no idea, but you are not allowed to use a cellphone. You are not allowed to tell anyone why youre trying to get to your destination or even where your destination is.

You also cannot spend any money or charge anything to a card, your own or somebody elses. You are not allowed to operate any sort of vehicle on your own and you may not ask anyone to drive you, fly you, tandem bicycle you, give you a piggyback ride, boat ride or provide you a ticket for a plane, train, bus or any other type of transit.

Essentially you can only walk, run, hitchhike or rely on strangers for help without telling them why you are trying to get where you are going.

How long do you think it takes you?

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TopicYour life on the line, given 24hrs could you find $1.00 in change on the ground?
CellBlock7
07/30/24 8:40:41 AM
#1
Youre given 24hrs to find at least $1.00 in change on the ground or you die. There are a few simple rules.

  1. Cant beg or ask for change (also wouldnt be found on the ground in this case).
  2. Cant ask someone to drop change for you to find.
  3. No use of metal detectors of any kind.
  4. No taking the money from fountains or wishing wells.
  5. No taking any change from the little change trays at some convenience stores.
  6. No taking change out of couch cushions (or any furniture for that matter) or out of a car (we all know we probably have about $7.45 worth of change in our cars).


All the change must come off the floor or ground. No coin returns at self checkout kiosks or anything like that. No coins found in the return of a pay phone either, if you could even find one that is.

So you think you could do it? If so, how much do you think you could find? Where would you go?


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Topic$10 million or get a random character's abilities/gear
CellBlock7
07/24/24 3:23:41 PM
#31
I got Magneto. I think Ill be able to use my new powers to get more than the money that was offered.

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TopicChess Grandmaster dies in the middle of a game of chess he was about to win.
CellBlock7
07/22/24 9:07:22 AM
#14
Did his rating go up or down?

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TopicCrinkle Cut fries are bottom tier fries
CellBlock7
07/20/24 9:02:39 PM
#33
Shoestring fries can gtfo

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TopicMadonna - Material Girl
CellBlock7
07/20/24 9:00:42 PM
#4
I thought this was gonna be a link to the woman on Americas Got Talent that did the quick change/magic routine to the song. That was some amazing quick change work.

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Topicwhat do i text this girl ? what is the best way to reach out
CellBlock7
07/19/24 3:58:37 PM
#51
If she wanted to talk or hang out with you, you wouldve heard from her first. Youre not on her radar even the slightest. Let it go, move forward.

I get a big part of why you want to reach out is that you want an answer or some closure as to why she ghosted you back then, but that juice is hardly worth the squeeze.

If you must know though, I can tell you with 97% accuracy right here. She was talking to and dating other people back then and ultimately chose one of them over you.

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TopicThomas Matthew Crooks who shot Trump was only 20 years old
CellBlock7
07/15/24 12:23:44 AM
#277
Of course he was a vaper.


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TopicDog vs. Skunk
CellBlock7
07/14/24 8:45:58 PM
#3
Skunk Team 6 has arrived and begun seeking out revenge for their fallen brother.

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TopicWhat game have you beaten that you think very few or nobody else here has?
CellBlock7
07/08/24 10:05:57 PM
#138
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Well in my case (since I have two of those listed lol) its mostly because I figure Im one of the older people on the board at 44yrs old so my thinking was majority of posters probably came after the NES era and I was betting many didnt go back to see what they missed.

For Slay the Spire though Im content in that not very many people have cleared every ascension level on all 5 characters.


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TopicWhat game have you beaten that you think very few or nobody else here has?
CellBlock7
07/08/24 10:57:19 AM
#61
Ninja Gaiden I, II & III (NES)
Strider (NES)
Rolo to the Rescue (Sega Genesis)
Puggsy (Sega Genesis)
Slay the Spire (PC, Downfall mod, Ascension 20 cleared on all 5 main characters)


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TopicThe Perfect BODY or Unlimited free Fast Food
CellBlock7
07/07/24 11:50:28 PM
#32
Also, just because the fast food becomes free doesnt mean you have to eat it every meal or something.

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TopicThe Perfect BODY or Unlimited free Fast Food
CellBlock7
07/07/24 11:49:23 PM
#30
Give me the free food. I already have a perfect body.

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TopicDo you hold combat veterans in higher regard than non combat vets?
CellBlock7
07/07/24 12:20:26 PM
#1
So I have a close friend who is in the Marine Reserves currently. Hes never been deployed or anything like that.

Either way, we were having a discussion because he feels his girlfriend insulted him the other day by saying she has respect for him choosing to serve, but that she has more respect for and holds military members who have seen combat in a higher regard than guys like him.

He then got upset with me because I tended to agree with her point of view to an extent. He argued that there is no difference between himself (or any non combat vet) and a vet who has seen combat. He went on to say how they go through the exact same training and all of that. That theyre both prepared for combat the same way.

I argued that while all of that is true, if I were going into a hostile situation and had to choose between him and another service member who has been in a live combat situation, I would chose that guy over him.

He said I was stupid because they both have the same amount of training. I made the (probably poor) comparison that well, Tom Brady and his backup QB went through the same practice every day, but if I had to choose one to go out and win a game for me Im gonna choose Brady being that Ive seen him win many games.

Essentially my argument was that experience matters and that the combat vet has experience that my friend cannot truly replicate through training.

I still have plenty of respect for him. I just have a tiny bit more for the guys who really were in a life or death situation. Idk perhaps the opinion his girlfriend and I share is off base.


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TopicWhats your Top 10 games ever? Let's rate and hate each other's >_>
CellBlock7
07/05/24 2:36:01 AM
#75
Ill list them with a number m, but theyre not really in any particular order.

  1. Katarmari Damacy
  2. Tecmo Super Bowl (NES)
  3. World of Warcraft
  4. Dragon Quest VII
  5. Slay the Spire
  6. Goldeneye 007
  7. Red Dead Redemption 2
  8. Call of Duty Warzone (Verdansk map)
  9. Mario Maker 1
  10. Guitar Hero Metallica
Some honorable mentions (aka the next 10)

NCAA Football 2014
Halo 3
Fortnite (season 1 in particular)
NBA Street Vol. 2
Street Fighter 2 Turbo
Rock Band 2
GTA V
Mega Man 2
Mortal Kombat Trilogy
Star Ocean 2


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TopicCould you eat this VIRAL McDonalds meal by yourself?
CellBlock7
07/04/24 8:47:06 PM
#61
How long do I have and is there a prize? If there is no prize Im slam dunking all that shit into the nearest trash can like Vince Carter in his prime.

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TopicWords that are fun to say
CellBlock7
07/02/24 2:08:24 PM
#49
Motherfucker

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TopicThe most "you can't make this today" movies..
CellBlock7
07/02/24 9:35:07 AM
#31
South Park is still making ridiculous episodes so I dont think there is anything that wouldnt still fly. It may not be as well received, but I dont think anything would outright be just unaccepted.

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TopicI need to get myself a ______
CellBlock7
06/30/24 2:16:19 AM
#7
A new butthole for my dog.

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TopicWhat are good examples of "separate the art from the artist"
CellBlock7
06/27/24 4:44:18 PM
#113
A lot of athletes would fit into this perfectly where they were absolute masters of their respective crafts, but off the field, court, outside the ring, etc. they were or are just horrible pieces of shit.

Also as edgy as some people on this board like to try to be Im surprised no one has said Hitler yet.

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TopicAre you both maidenless AND poor? Would you like to fix that?
CellBlock7
06/21/24 12:40:20 AM
#160
Id rather eat ass than a black olive.

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TopicAre you both maidenless AND poor? Would you like to fix that?
CellBlock7
06/20/24 11:14:11 PM
#129
Flying out to Vegas in the morning. Ill definitely be poor soon.

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