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TopicPost 501 wins $501
Paragon21XX
10/19/24 12:58:20 AM
#11
TyVulpine posted...
Yes, but February 29, 2025 is not possible.
brb, going to pass legislation to declare 2025 as a leap year.

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TopicRepublicans remind me of the citadel council in Mass Effect
Paragon21XX
10/18/24 2:24:27 PM
#11
Lord_Ephraim posted...
*call the Council*
"Did you just call us just to hang up again"
Shepard: You better believe it.

The one thing I will remember about Mass Effect.
My favorite exchange with the council is when you kill the Rachni Queen and tell the Turian councilor off when he asks if you enjoy committing genocide: "Depends on the species, Turian."

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TopicA girl you know ghosts you and she calls you when she needs babysitting help
Paragon21XX
10/18/24 2:10:16 PM
#9
Silver_Patron posted...
would you help her out?
I help friends. I don't help people who cut me out of their life except when it's convenient for them.

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TopicWhat would you name a T-Rex if you had one?
Paragon21XX
10/18/24 11:23:45 AM
#31
Urdnot

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TopicYahya Sinwar reported killed.
Paragon21XX
10/17/24 2:24:54 PM
#67
Go directly to Jahannam. Do not pass go. Do not collect 72 virgins.

Ulfar posted...
Its the Islamic equivalent of Yeshua.
No, Isa is the equivalent of Jesus/Yeshua. Yahya is analogous to John.

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TopicYou see a $100 US bill on the ground at a store
Paragon21XX
10/17/24 2:18:25 PM
#13
Turbam posted...
Probably give it to the customer service rep.
If I ask surrounding people, then anyone could say it's there's.
Why turn it in to them? You know they'll just pocket the cash for themselves just like random customers that could just as easily falsely claim that it's theirs.

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TopicShe flaked on me
Paragon21XX
10/16/24 9:45:15 PM
#8
Were you still able to go on the date?

I would not have apologized to her but instead just ask if she still wanted to go.

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TopicYep vs Yup
Paragon21XX
10/16/24 8:47:01 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knVGwaevQxI

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TopicKroger planning to charge you based on what you look like.
Paragon21XX
10/16/24 8:37:25 PM
#32
cjsdowg posted...
Just what the hell is going on here.
Just another politician that loves to distort reality because it keeps them in office by staying seemingly relevant. Once there is nothing left that needs to be done in politics, who the hell even needs to keep politicians around other than those that profit from the mess that politicians create?

Realistically, there is simply no way to properly track the price generated for a specific customer (since facial recognition is highly unreliable, especially for those with darker skin tones) unless they implement a system using their app to scan a code displayed on the ESL to register the price to be used at checkout (meaning they can only ever offer discounts to customers using the technology because who in their right mind would scan a higher price).

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TopicSherrif calls for backup because his BK order was wrong
Paragon21XX
10/16/24 4:11:24 PM
#23
The first mistake was him going to Burger King in the first place.

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TopicCop substitute teacher banned after re-enacting George Floyd's murder
Paragon21XX
10/16/24 1:29:45 PM
#10
What the fuck are you doing, Kimble?

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Topic$4 million but choose a number between 1-10 before entering this topic
Paragon21XX
10/15/24 10:25:46 PM
#27
I got Turians. That's a difficult choice because 2 billion people will soon die of starvation.

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TopicHow fast should you go in the far left lane?
Paragon21XX
10/15/24 7:18:25 PM
#4
Faster than everyone in the right lane or move over into the right lane.

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TopicWhat do you call the thing that tells you the temperature?
Paragon21XX
10/15/24 6:38:15 PM
#21
CRON posted...
Ther-Mom-Itter


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Topic$15,000 or a Wendy's opens across from you where you can eat free for life?
Paragon21XX
10/15/24 12:27:53 AM
#61
Give me the money. I like my quiet neighborhood.

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TopicWhy arent you supposed to break dry pasta noodles?
Paragon21XX
10/14/24 3:09:01 PM
#50
Sub_Tank posted...
It's all a big trick to make people awkwardly fit big pasta into a tiny pot, and then mess up the cook time for half of the spaghetti sticking out, while potentially burning the side touching the pan.

In order to get an S rank in cooking spaghetti you're not even supposed to use dry pasta, so might as well just snap it in half.
Or maybe you shouldn't use a small pot.

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TopicWhy arent you supposed to break dry pasta noodles?
Paragon21XX
10/13/24 9:50:01 PM
#9
Every time someone breaks pasta, a fascist resurrects from the dead.

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TopicYour item was picked up by a shipping partner at 7:06 pm on October 3, 2024
Paragon21XX
10/13/24 2:35:00 PM
#6
ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Ha, I found a change.org petition to require Amazon to allow the buyer to choose a shipper.
Petition granted, but the only USPS service provided is Ground Advantage, the only UPS service provided is Mail Innovations, and the only FedEx service provided is SmartPost.

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TopicDo you prefer to use cash or card in stores?
Paragon21XX
10/13/24 2:18:01 PM
#8
Card, gets me those sweet cashback rewards.

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TopicWhat temperature is it outside where you live today?
Paragon21XX
10/13/24 12:03:15 PM
#19
It is currently 69F.

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TopicYour reaction: The restaurant manager says 'We don't serve you people here.'
Paragon21XX
10/13/24 11:27:51 AM
#31
He looks very short. I can just ignore him.

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TopicChampagne and caviar or Mountain Dew and Doritos
Paragon21XX
10/12/24 12:49:20 PM
#24
I like neither Mountain Dew nor Doritos, so Champagne and caviar it is (but only still Champagne).

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TopicFriendly reminder that the UK does not have biscuits
Paragon21XX
10/12/24 12:05:29 PM
#30
To all the Brits (and Aussie) in this topic, I have only one word to say to all of you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1j953aB1OE

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Do I need to bring out the quote about childish things by C.S. Lewis?

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Topic''Your eyes have been detected moving away from the advertisement video.''
Paragon21XX
10/11/24 10:22:27 PM
#6
*leaves scathing 1-star review*
*uninstalls app*
*blasts dev on every social media site I can and encourages everyone else to also leave 1-star reviews*

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TopicIt is getting darker earlier now
Paragon21XX
10/11/24 8:39:13 PM
#12
Dakimakura posted...
Is that Australia with all the giant spiders and tiny monkies?
If you want daylight 24/7, you can go to Antarctica from now until the end of March.

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Topicthis new microwave has a RED "Start" button.
Paragon21XX
10/11/24 8:09:53 PM
#4
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
I thought errrbody simply opened the door to stop it
This is the way.

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TopicWent to Buccee's for the first time
Paragon21XX
10/11/24 11:27:23 AM
#31
R1masher posted...
Did you get gas from it
I wouldn't because it's not Top Tier.

CADE_FOSTER posted...
It's not a restaurant bro you aren't supposed to eat there
Sheetz has a sitting area. Buccee's needs to step up their game.

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Topicppl who dont wash their hands after bathroom
Paragon21XX
10/11/24 10:31:07 AM
#6
https://youtu.be/Kh1CqCAc2fE

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TopicThey keep giving me a god damn fork at the Asian supermarket
Paragon21XX
10/10/24 10:47:11 PM
#17
archizzy posted...
I have built it chops sticks and forks already. They are called fingers. That is all I would need for sushi.
Ew, that's nasty. God only knows where those fingers have been.

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TopicWhat kind of bowl do you primarily eat from?
Paragon21XX
10/10/24 10:28:05 PM
#2
I buy mainly Corelle, so glass.

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TopicCarmander.
Paragon21XX
10/09/24 3:41:12 PM
#11
OG Carmander as requested
https://imgur.com/3Ln7OaK

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TopicThose old car magazines had too many girls making poses on them
Paragon21XX
10/09/24 2:57:21 PM
#8
"I read it for the articles."

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TopicFuck... GOD DAMN IT!
Paragon21XX
10/09/24 2:13:54 PM
#11
Sounds like an upgrade to me tbqh

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TopicIs a hot dog a sandwich or a taco?
Paragon21XX
10/07/24 6:39:13 PM
#5
A hot dog is a hot dog, a taco is a taco, and a sandwich is a sandwich. Neither of these things are the other.

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TopicSomeone let T. rex out of his pen.
Paragon21XX
10/06/24 10:14:35 PM
#2

Don't mind me. I'm just leaving this goat here because reasons.

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TopicLeast favorite condiment?
Paragon21XX
10/06/24 10:04:49 PM
#52
Sriracha

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TopicWhat do you do if someone criticizes you?
Paragon21XX
10/05/24 3:06:41 PM
#4
Let out all of the criticisms about them that I've been holding back because of politeness until they end up in the fetal position in a puddle of their own tears.

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TopicYour birthday is just a celebration of your parents being horny
Paragon21XX
10/05/24 2:55:40 PM
#2
So what you're saying is that horniness is a good thing.

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TopicIs anyone playing that Starfield DLC?
Paragon21XX
10/05/24 2:14:37 PM
#9
I'm not paying 30 dollars for it.

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TopicYou have to go on a strict Vegan diet or you will die.
Paragon21XX
10/02/24 11:29:57 AM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2366449b.jpg

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TopicSo umm, toilet paper hoarding already begun.
Paragon21XX
10/01/24 11:15:39 PM
#42
I went through TP very slowly before I got a bidet, and it has been much slower since.

GenesisReturns posted...
The bidet has a dryer and if Im in a hurry a flushable wipe and disposable bag do the trick.
Okay fancy pants.

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TopicWere you pre-approved when you bought your house?
Paragon21XX
09/27/24 11:33:36 PM
#4
Yes.

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TopicChicken or Beef or Steak.
Paragon21XX
09/27/24 1:41:29 AM
#4
Shrimp

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TopicAm I missing some obvious reason to not use E88 gasoline?
Paragon21XX
09/27/24 12:35:12 AM
#7
Why do you keep calling it E88? It's Unleaded 88 which is otherwise called E15.

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TopicPS5 Pro sells out in seconds, scalpers taking advantage
Paragon21XX
09/26/24 6:43:56 PM
#94
DrizztLink posted...
Donate them to childrens' hospitals.
That's too gentle for the scalper. They need to experience the pain of all of their money going down the drain and not going towards a charitable cause.

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TopicPS5 Pro sells out in seconds, scalpers taking advantage
Paragon21XX
09/26/24 6:33:11 PM
#88
pretzelcoatl posted...
This is a very limited quantity, they aren't making more.... it's not a question of patience. Scalpers should be jailed imo lol
No need to go that far. Just confiscate all of their stuff and give it away for free and make them watch as it happens.

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TopicPS5 Pro sells out in seconds, scalpers taking advantage
Paragon21XX
09/26/24 2:48:04 PM
#58
Makeveli_lives posted...
Hate the game, not the player.
The game can't exist without players.

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TopicPS5 Pro sells out in seconds, scalpers taking advantage
Paragon21XX
09/26/24 1:21:45 PM
#39
I would love to see websites like eBay and Amazon actually make an effort to place a hard price limit on 3rd party resales of popular products to no more than MSRP for the first 2 years after release just so that scalpers have to struggle to find buyers.

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Topic$65 per medium sized apple that you eat, but you cannot make money any other way
Paragon21XX
09/25/24 12:07:20 AM
#16
Ricemills posted...
Do I need to eat the core and seeds? I don't want to die from cyanide poisoning
Apples do not have cores, and the seeds are easily removed.

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TopicI knew Japanese women were short but this difference is just too much
Paragon21XX
09/25/24 12:00:40 AM
#3
You never said how tall that guy is.

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