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TopicBe More Charismatic With These 5 Science Based Habits!
divot1338
03/27/24 3:35:56 PM
#10
NPC posted...
5. Gaze deeply
Note: There is a fine line between eye contact and call security.

Deeply seems like the perfect descriptor for what would be a step past that line.

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TopicLets go on adventure to pick up my pet snake from the airport and unbox her!
divot1338
03/27/24 3:08:44 PM
#26
Isnt an airborne snake really just a fancy way of saying dragon?

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TopicI think my black lab is an Apex Prey
divot1338
03/27/24 3:00:41 PM
#1
She would last about six minutes on the streets.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/29496467.jpg

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TopicDoes it bother you that Ducktales and Darkwing Duck aren't in the same universe?
divot1338
03/27/24 12:02:04 PM
#7
Blathering blatherskytes!

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TopicPornstars leave a timeless legacy where people will masturbate to you even upon
divot1338
03/27/24 11:55:47 AM
#113
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That monkey needs a spanking.

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TopicReminder that Ganondorf just wanted to Make Hyrule Great Again >_>
divot1338
03/27/24 11:47:08 AM
#28
NeonOPPAl posted...
Fake news. Everyone knows that Gerudos are all women. Why would a man be a Gerudo? That doesnt make any sense
The Gerudo women are obviously too sexy to be men. We all fell for left wing reverse racism.

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TopicWhy do people who believe in the illuminati never seem to think about this?
divot1338
03/27/24 11:35:32 AM
#10
Because there is a lot of blank space on currency that the artist had to use up or else they wouldnt get paid.

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TopicTrump is selling $60 Bibles
divot1338
03/26/24 6:47:52 PM
#29
Truly he is the king of kings.

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TopicWhen's the last time you changed your sheets?
divot1338
03/26/24 6:43:15 PM
#15
this morning

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TopicIsrael/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank
divot1338
03/26/24 6:39:35 PM
#493
Zoks posted...
Egypt doesn't decide what goes in and out Gaza, Israel does. That means Israel controls the border. Now can Egypt "control" the border? Sure, if they are willing to risk a war with Israel because they don't want certain things going into Gaza.
When the alternative is expelling all of the people of Gaza into Egypt as refugees I would say they are more likely to look for a favorable outcome, are raising legitimate border control issues and have just as much stake in the outcome as Israel.

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TopicIf I quit soda, what am I supposed to drink with dinner?
divot1338
03/26/24 3:33:25 PM
#17
Box of wine

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TopicImagine how Martial Arts would be today if the Gracies, and MMA never existed
divot1338
03/26/24 3:32:57 PM
#3
Lot less dudes crawling around and more fightin

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TopicThe Celtics gave up a 30 point lead to the Hawks and lost
divot1338
03/26/24 3:21:09 PM
#2
Larry Bird is rolling over in his grave right now.

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TopicInsane how "Environmental" groups will block clean energy projects
divot1338
03/26/24 12:51:51 PM
#2
Except clean coal. Those guys fucking suck.

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TopicThings with bullshit names
divot1338
03/25/24 8:24:12 PM
#12
Fake News

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TopicHow is it pronounced Bologna??
divot1338
03/25/24 8:22:08 PM
#5
It looks like someone tried to sound it out and failed.

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TopicAround how often do you need to clip your nose hrs?
divot1338
03/25/24 8:17:30 PM
#19
The ones around the outer perimeter of my nostrils grow twice as fast as any hair on my body, curl up and out of the nostril and, in the last few years have occasionally begun producing albino nose hairs.

I check that and my eyebrows every morning. If I didnt Id look like Gandalf.

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TopicTennessee cop that slept with entire department gets 500k.
divot1338
03/25/24 4:43:29 PM
#93
LeCh0nk posted...
So... Uh, that dog...
Thats her superior officer.

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TopicLiterally Anybody Else to run in the US election
divot1338
03/25/24 3:37:45 PM
#6
Imagine a guy who doesnt understand the concept of 50-50 teaching your kids math.

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TopicRemember when 16-yo Buffy dated a 200+ year old guy
divot1338
03/25/24 3:24:27 PM
#27
They had so much in common what with the mass murdering.

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TopicThe 1-877-Cars-4-Kids song is now stuck in your head
divot1338
03/24/24 6:55:40 PM
#15
Im working for an hourly wage
Went to high school, didnt do great


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TopicJust saw Ghostbusters Frozen Empire (warning: long)
divot1338
03/24/24 6:37:18 PM
#5
Bustin makes me feel good.

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TopicBriefly pitch your idea for a story.
divot1338
03/24/24 6:20:08 PM
#3
One man Carlitos Way

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Topic90s and Early 00s TV shows that aged badly.
divot1338
03/24/24 3:27:48 PM
#3
Xmen/Xmen 97

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Topicif you could have the abilities of ONE DnD class (lvl 20).
divot1338
03/24/24 2:53:28 PM
#3
This dude wants to fuck animals.

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TopicUkraine War Topic Part XII
divot1338
03/23/24 5:30:57 PM
#152
CADE_FOSTER posted...
I mean they did partner with Syria to get rid of them
Imagine being such a shit country that in conflict with ISIS youre the offending party.

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TopicNew NYT game Strands. Best Strand type game
divot1338
03/22/24 5:44:40 PM
#491
A coral isnt an animal. Its a collection of thousands of coral polyps.

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TopicDoes Trump have a realistic chance at winning the election?
divot1338
03/21/24 6:11:42 PM
#3
lol no

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TopicWhat do you think of this picture my wife did for me?
divot1338
03/21/24 6:09:53 PM
#3
Why do you look like Dr Drew?

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TopicIs there a name for that Billie Eilish/Sydney Sweeney facial expression?
divot1338
03/21/24 5:32:50 PM
#9
Faded

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TopicIsrael/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank
divot1338
03/21/24 4:20:25 PM
#305
Reimu posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b5c3d85.jpg

Netanyahu continues to be a giant piece of shit.
Why would they leave their own country?

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TopicApparently "thou shall not kill" is a mistranslation.
divot1338
03/21/24 9:09:56 AM
#25
Smackems posted...
But I'm made of meat

Am I made of murder too
Murder is in the hearts of all men.

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TopicHow Donald Trump Uses Humor to Make the Outrageous Sound Normal
divot1338
03/21/24 9:01:39 AM
#24
There is a difference between a weird motherfucker and being funny. Mostly it boils down to how mean spirited you are.

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Topicchimps when they see a guy with a prosthetic leg
divot1338
03/21/24 7:21:19 AM
#14
Monkeys and the lot are completely mystified by sleight of hand.

https://youtu.be/SYe1ZC8D7Gs?si=LAsBtfvmdHJQJJsz

This of course being sleight of foot.

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TopicMusk Accused Bezos' Ex-Wife of Destroying Western Civilization With Philanthropy
divot1338
03/21/24 6:04:53 AM
#9
Super rich ex-wives who hate their former spouse' should filed be listed among 'Reasons that Western Civilization died,'" Musk said in a now-deleted X post on March 6.
I think its pretty clear what his real motivation is here.

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TopicMust be annoying to be an astronomer and...
divot1338
03/21/24 6:01:55 AM
#3
I would just make up insane shit and tell highly specific lies to people about their future.

Theyd have to believe them; Im an astronomer.

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TopicCalifornia police protecting identities of criminals
divot1338
03/21/24 5:59:22 AM
#6
Bass_X0 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4492525b.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/08cde50c.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/803ba340.jpg
Very nice.
*two thumbs up*

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TopicApparently "thou shall not kill" is a mistranslation.
divot1338
03/21/24 5:57:12 AM
#12
So the correctly translated word of god is to Stand Your Ground?

This seems fake; even by Biblical standards.

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TopicA picture of kitty feet.
divot1338
03/20/24 10:23:58 PM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/729aa4b9.jpg

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TopicBad news, you got the job.
divot1338
03/20/24 10:18:23 PM
#6
Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Hoisted on my own petard.
Petards are the bomb.

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